Saturday, May 7, 2011

Season 4, Week 9: Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family vs. Xavier’s Annihilation Squad

“You have a strong heart. No fear. But stupid! Ignorant like a child!”
-Neytiri

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 9 Match located in Dagobah. They are as follows:

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family: Dark Supergirl, Predator #47, Monarch, The Black Racer, Freddy Krueger (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Neytiri, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Doozer #7.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: The Blob, Perfuma, Dr. Octopus, Goliath, Mighty Joe Young and Gorilla Grodd.

Let the battle begin. . .

Doozer #7 shuffles through the muck. A crashing is heard as a large bush parts displaying an enraged Mighty Joe Young. The ape lifts Doozer #7 off the ground and rips him apart. Mighty Joe Young screams in triumph and then in pain as a blast hits his shoulder. Predator #47’s mounted, shoulder cannon is smoking. The great ape rushes at Predator #47 who impales the ape with a giant spear-like weapon. Mighty Joe Young cringes and holds his stomach in agony. Mr. Mint takes advantage of the ape’s wounds and frantically lashes out at Mighty Joe Young with his blue lightsaber. The combined Predator #47 and Mr. Mint duo manage to kill Mighty Joe Young.

Neytiri searches for prey from the treetops. The blue alien locates Gorilla Grodd. She pulls her bowstring back and lets an arrow fly. The pointed projectile strikes Grodd in the side. Grodd bellows in pain. The hyper-intelligent ape then uses his psionic powers and knocks Neytiri off of the trunk which she stands. Neytiri grasps onto the branch below and hisses. In response, Grodd hisses back. Grodd then uses his psionic powers, once again, to pull Neytiri next to him. His super strength tears the alien in half. Dark Supergirl flies at Grodd in response to the ape killing her teammate. Perfuma also comes to the scene and uses her ecomancer powers. Strands of vines and foliage encase Grodd. Before Grodd is able to use his psionic abilities and strength to break out of the green gauntlets, Dark Supergirl uses her super speed to become a weapon herself. She crushes Grodd’s skull and flies off. A successful Perfuma walks away from Grodd’s dead body. As she takes another step, Monarch teleports next to her. Monarch then blasts Perfuma to cinders.

Dr. Octopus notices Predator #47 scanning for additional prey. His tentacles embrace Predator #47 and crush him to death. Freddy Krueger uses his yellow lantern ring to create his own tentacle construct. Krueger beats and kills Dr. Octopus at his own game. A laughing Krueger flies away. . . straight into the Blob. Although Krueger attempts to escape, the dream warrior cannot escape and is sucked into the gelatinous creature.

The Blob shambles through the swamp’s foliage. Mr. Mint runs away and is pounced upon by Goliath. The gargoyle waits for the Blob to come near them. When his teammate is close, Goliath drop kicks Mr. Mint into the Blob. Mr. Mint is engulfed and dies. One can almost hear the minty belch that escapes from the Blob. The Black Racer skis his way to the fray and uses his cosmic powers to rip the Blob apart. Monarch and Dark Supergirl kill Goliath.

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family: Dark Supergirl, Monarch and Black Racer survive.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: All dead.

LAYANDER’S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY IS VICTORIOUS!!!

3 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

I liked this one Becks: Short and sweet. Kind of a surprise with the match-up, but not really when you see who got the start. Good work.

Josh the Commish said...

Mr. Mint's blue lightsaber went to Nichol Valdez.

Lickolas said...

Nice Becks, Dark Supergirl is pretty cool.

I like lamp.