Xavier’s Annihilation Squad Vs The Transfoamers

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is….

Supergirl, Supreme and Radar, Suprema w/blue lantern ring, Spider Woman, Bonecrusher, Barricade, Brainstrom and Arcana, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker

The Transfoamers are…

Transformers #1-10, Major William Lennox, Chief Master Sergeant Robert Epps, ACWO Forge Figueroa, First Sergeant Donnelly, (zombies) Soundwave and Frenzy, Jedi Masters #9, 29

Supergirl waits with her team on main street in the heart of metropolis.

Supergirl: Were are these p****’s, I don’t have all day.

Just as Supergirl is finishing her sentence, 10 rough looking cars roll up in a v formation. They accelerate and then transform, propelling themselves through the air. Supergirl catches #5 by the ankle and slams him into the street shattering the robot. She grabs for another but then hears one behind her and turns for face it. To Supergirl’s surprise this Transformer to bypasses her as if she is not a threat and goes right for the opposing cybertronians. This sends her into a blind rage.

Supergirl: MOTHER F****ER!!!!

As the Transformers are fighting amongst each other, Supergirl fly’s up and begins indiscriminately crushing and smashing. Transformer 3 and 7 are used a bludgeoning weapons. Barricade is fatally wounded when Supergirl winds up and hits him in the head, She then performs a spin move a takes out numbers 8,9,and 6. Transformers 3 and 7 are now so badly damaged that they are not a threat, but they are also no longer useful weapons, so Supergirl hurls them into space.

Now that she has clamed down she focuses and rounds up the remaining enemy robots. Just as she is about to kill them all she is hit with a saber round that knocks her down. Chief Master Sergeant Robert Epps, ACWO Forge Figueroa, and First Sergeant Donnelly rush the downed kryptonian. They kick her around for a bit , shoot her a few more times to make sure she doesn’t get up, and then Sergeant Epps reaches down and begins cutting off her uniform.

First Sergeant Donnelly: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MAN?!!!

Chief Master Sergeant Robert Epps: Don’t you judge me, this is war and alls fair in love and war, and its not everyday that a black man gets to see a white girls t*****‘s!

Before their teammate is sexually assaulted, Suprema, Spider Woman, Supreme and Radar rip the flesh off the humans bodies. Now they turn their attention to the transformers but fortunately for them Zombie Frenzy and Soundwave have already eaten the remaining cybertronians. Thinking they have won they begin to regroup and congratulate each other. That’s when the Jedi strike, Jedi master # 29 cuts radar into 3 pieces. Jedi Master # 9 goes up against Suprema and is quickly killed with and energy blast. Now angry that they have been ambushed the remaining members of the Annihilation squad disarm Jedi Master # 29 and begin ripping small chunks of flesh from his body until he is a clean skeleton.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is victorious!

Transfoamers:All Dead

Xavier's Annihilation squad:Supreme, Suprema w/blue lantern ring, Spider Woman, Bonecrusher, Barricade, Brainstrom and Arcana, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker