Sunday, April 1, 2012

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are: Gladiator Voltron (#1-5), Soranik Natu, Chaos King, Zombie Abomination, Pre-suit Darth Vader, Matt Oblak (Mandalorian Armor, Green and Blue Lightsabers), Dr. Teresa Oblak (Blue and Green Lightsabers)

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are: Fremen #1, Anti-Monitor, The Serpent
The Worthy: Skadi: Herald of the Serpent (Merged w/ Shao Khan via hammer)
Nul: Breaker of Worlds (Merged w/ Beast Wars Megatron via hammer)
Angir: Breaker of Souls (Merged w/ Beast Man via hammer)
Greithoth: Breaker of Wills (Merged w/Marv via hammer)


Both teams are dropped about a mile apart. Fremen#1 disappears once he steps foot on the sand. The Voltrons take to the sky to scout for enemies. Soranik Natu incases herself and pre suit Vader in a force field . They two take to the sky’s to scout. Chaos king seems to disappear into a different realm. That may be cheating but I don’t make the rules, that’s just what I saw. Zombie Abomination must have no recollection of his previous life cause he’s just sitting on the ground using his own pee to make sand castles.

Gladiator Voltron # 4 detects life forms just Below him.

Voltron#:4 Guys I just spotted a barrel of fish. I can‘t resist, should only be about 5 min ill catch up with you.

Gladiator Voltron#1: Rodger, Rodger.

Gladiator Voltron#:4 Fly’s down and lands right on top of his target. His suit still shows signs of life, worried his suit has malfunctioning he runs some diagnostic tests. That’s when Dr. Teresa Oblak and her Husband Matthew Oblak Bust from the sand and slash the Robot, zord, or whatever you call it to pieces. The carnage doesn’t stop there, The Oblaks storm the zords control room and massacre all the surviving operators

They embrace each other and Teresa says “ we make the best team”. Matt frowns and say’s I know and that’s why this is so hard. Before Teresa has a chance to respond, Matt presses his light saber against her liver and turns its on.

Teresa: Bbabaaaby WWHHWHY.

Matt Oblak: You know I love you, but I am 0-2. I just can’t lose this week, Trust me, it will all be worth it when I bring home the trophy, I’ll even let you touch it, LOVE YOU! STABE STABE STABE

Zombie Abomination gets a whiff of the fresh blood and race’s towards it at supper human speeds Just as it looks like he s going to get a two for one deal, Matt Oblak spin’s in just enough time to use his light sabers to scissor the top of Zombie Abomination’s head killing him instantly.

Gladiator Voltron#1 has spotted The Serpent and his worthy. He calls for his comrades to report to his location, but only 2 arrive.

Gladiator Voltron:1: What the hell happened to the others?

Gladiator Voltron:3: Well 5 just disappeared, and 4 got hacked to pieces.

Gladiator Voltron:1: Forget that right now we need to think about surviving, well bury them later. Right now we need to take these a**holes out. I am pretty sure we can still form Voltron with just the three of us.

MEANWHIALE………

Fear-Itself is at the base of a sand dune discussing tactics….When all of a sudden then they hear a loud noise and are crushed by the dune. It doesn’t take long for the Asgardians to bash their way out of the sand.Standing there is A giant six armed robot. Voltron gives them the bring it signal with all six hands. Big mistake. As the “worthy” gets a hold of them and smash the remaining Gladiator Voltrons to bit’s. Seeing his oportunity the Chaos king makes this move barreling towards The Serpent and his worthy. Before he get close enough for the Asgardians to notice him, Anti-Matter snatches him out of thin air. The Chaos kings is desperately trying to escape.

Anti-Matter : MMMMMHHHHH I‘ve never had Entity before.

Anti- Matter quickly sucks all of the energy out of the Chaos king

Anti-Matter: BEEELLLLLCCCCHHHHH!

Soranik Natu: Matt we need to find vader if we are going to have any chance at surviving.

Matt Oblak: Don’t worry everything will be over soon.

As Soranik Natu turns Anti-Matter steps on her as is he were putting out a cigarette.

All members of the Kennelz gather round as Matt Oblak Kneels down, removes his armor, and the uses his light saber to commit seppuku. Fremen #1 aids him.

Fremen#1: It was a good death.


Just as the Backyardigans enter their Locker room they are immediately confronted by the charred mostly dismembered body of Pre-Suit Darth Vader. He was still hooked up to a car batter . It Appears to be a message from the Kennelz

23 comments:

gryfflin said...

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches ALL DEAD

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve FLAWLUSS VICTORY!

Krisatu said...

Wow.

Tough Break Becks,tough break.

Good job, Gry.

Artifact said...

WTF just happened...?

Solobeck said...

I'm amusedly wondering the same. . .

Ryan said...

The 'Yardigans just got their aaaassssses kicked that's what just happened.

Being the defending Champs and starting the season down 0-2, the Kennelz definitely acted like a caged pitbull that had been backed into a corner.

Tough break Becks, though I have no doubt you'll bounce back from this one with ease.

Way to get on the scoreboard Matt. I can't wait to see what the tag team of Anti-Monitor and Black Lantern Galactus is going to do for you.

Ryan said...

And Anakin, unless he is in his true form as Darth Vader in his suit, continues to struggle for the Watchers' love.

Artifact said...

Don't get me wrong Grif, I liked the match a lot. Zombie Abomination making sand castles with his pee!

It's just unusual to see a flawless, especially in a matchup between two former champions. But good watching sir. And nice win Matt.

gryfflin said...

What can i say,Iam a Whale Biologist i calls em as I sees em

gryfflin said...

Just so everyone knows who got the kill, Matt found Pre-suit Vader crying about his dead girlfriend. Matt figured he should put him out of his misery, and the only way he knows is the Michael Vick way. I think Matt dismembered him for fun but not sure.

TruBlue15 said...

I'm inclined to agree with Mr Artrip, WTF did just happen....I'm not complaining, in fact I quite loved it. Great match Griff, til we meet again, remember this 'Yardigans, as you know I will.

Solobeck said...

NOT A GREAT MATCH!!! CAN'T DISAGREE WITH THE RESULT-MVBNKOL PUT UP A FANTASTIC TEAM AND HATS OFF TO HIM, BUT NOT A GREAT MATCH!!! NOT A GREAT MATCH!!!

-Pablo (the looks-like-tipping-point-on-again-alkie-penguin)

Solobeck said...

Sorry for the previous comment-the penguin ran off from the rest of the team and highjacked a microphone. Nice match Matt. Good "watching" Grif.
-Becks

gryfflin said...

its okay becks if you think you were wronged you can tell me ,And i'll point out all of your mistakes, ya don't have to blame it on pablo

gryfflin said...

that penguin has enough problems

Ryan said...

Michael Vick got the M202A1 FLASH Rocket Launcher.

Archr5 said...

I.... don't....

I.... can't...

I'm not.. familiar... with the type of thing that I'm seeing... here.

NFG Mike said...

flawless? ouch.

Lickolas said...

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

Love the idea behind this, very funny.

This match was a first of its kind, you are an innovative young lad Griff.

Tough break Becks and poor pre-suit Vader. He's a champ if you need women or children killed but he sure as shit can't do much else.

Archr5 said...

Dude. Did everyone forget that Pablo has a damn flamethrower now? That rummy penguin is going to turn us all into ash for this. I fear what this match has wrought. This is a dark day indeed. the hour of the penguin is nigh. Look upon his works ye mighties and despair....

Ryan said...

Fuck that little flightless bird. I'm gonna mess that bird up. Flamethrower or not. He's mine if we ever cross paths on the battlefield.

Pablo, I dare you to show your face in the Easter Classic, you little punk!

Solobeck said...

Dear Ryan:
I'm not only going to show my face b@tch, but make sure that your face's mouth is wrapped around my blue c@ck during the Easter Classic. . . By the way, I'm as big as Dr. M, but you should be ready for it with all the stretch marks caused by the number of d#cks you've already sucked!!!
-Pablo

Ryan said...

You want to go to war with me boy?! Fine. Let's go to war. Bring your mouth and so called big blue c@ck. And most importantly, bring that flamethrower of your's. It'll make it easier for me to roast you until you're a nice tasty medium rare. I'm going to enjoy feasting on your carcass. Your stuffed head is going to make a fine addition to the Horsemen's locker room.

F#&k you, Pablo.

gryfflin said...

i have a feeling that flamethrower was pawned long ago