George Washington's Slaves vs The Transfoamers

George Washington's Slaves: Crocodile Dundee, Gizmo, Ass Blaster #1, Ass Blaster #2 , Ass Blaster #3 Sgt. Slaughter (9 deaths), Red Dog, Mercer , Taurus, Bebop, Rocksteady, Bender B. Rodriguez w/Flamethrower, Simon Phoenix w/M202A1 FLASH Rocket Launcher, Patriclus w/Atlas Axe, Halberd, Zack Morris w/Laser Sword, A.C. Slater w/Laser Gun, Iron Man Suit, Samuel "Screech" Powers w/Mithril Vest, Jessie Spano, Lisa Turtle w/Pokeball, Kelly Kapowski w/Starwand, The Protectabots: Hot Spot First Aid, Grooves, Blades, Streetwise, Sonny Chiba w/Red Lightsaber, Jabba The Hutt, Gollum Gonzo the Great, Kamilla the Chicken, Sgt. Marcus Fenix, Dominic Santiago, Augustus "Cole Train" Cole Damon Baird, Taki, Zorak, Stinkor, Barney Fife, Sheriff Andy Taylor, Rocky Balboa, Tony the Tiger, and Blurr


The Transfoamers: Vehicle Voltron-Air Team; Commander Jeff, Rocky, Wolo, Chip, and Ginger, Vehicle Voltron-Land Team; Commander Cliff, Cinda, Madck, Marvin, and Hutch, CIA Officer Bryan Mills, The Losers; Aisha, Clay, Jenson, Pooch, Roque, Cougar, The Expendables; Barney Ross, Lee Christmas, Yin Yang, Gunnar Jonson, Toll Road, Hale Cesar, and Tool, Major William Lennox, Chief Master Sargent Robert Epps, ACWO Jorge Figeroa, First Sargent Donnely, James Hetfield w/Darth Bane's Red Lightsaber Lars Ulrich w/AtlasKirk Hammett w/Heat Axe, Jason Newstead w/Halbeard, Jedi Master #9, Jedi Master #34Jedi Master #35 w/Mithrill Vest, Star Sapphire Ring, Movie Wreckers; Leadfoot, Roadbuster, and Topspin, Movie Shockwave & Driller, Movie Dreads; Crankcase, Crowbar, and Hatchet, and Evil-Lyn

The Transfoamers locker room 20 minutes before match…. Barney Ross: We’ve been pushed around pretty bad this season, but this week we push back. My boys and I did a little recon, turns out the slaves like to drink. They are gana be held up at the bar at Circus Circus. They have no respect for us and well use that against them. The keys to victory are takin out a man named Simon Phoenix and one A.C. Slater. 20 Minutes after the official start of this weeks match between The Foamers and The Slaves, The Foamers are no shows and The Slaves are all half in the bag. Simon Phoenix is walking around mingling with his team. Once he comes face to face with Rocky Balboa, a fight breaks out between the two. That’s when the Foamers rush the building. Barney Ross leads his team of Expendables towards Simon Phoenix, Panicking over the fact that he is being attacked by two different versions of his arch nemesis, Phoenix Fires his Rocket launcher wildly into the crowd. Members of both teams are killed and every surviving non armored human is stunned by the blast Elsewhere the transformers are outside doing battle. The Protectabots, Blurr, and A.C. Slater are going back and forth with Movie Leadfoot, Roadbuster, and Topspin, Movie Shockwave & Driller, Movie Crankcase, Crowbar, and Hatchet. The Movie Transformers quickly gain the upper hand over their elders. Slater tries to fly away after he realizes he’s got no chance, but is snatched out of the sky by movie shockwave. Shockwave removed the iron man suit much like you would open a peanut and then squished its contents. Back inside the casino everyone is starting to come around. A few of the Foamers have been taken prisoner. The remaining Expendables step up to take care of the rescue mission, but CIA Officer Bryan Mills assures them that he is much more suited for the job. Using his particular set of skills Officer Mills figures they have taken over the third floor of the hotel and that the p.o.w.s are most likely in one of the middle rooms. He takes the elevator to the third floor but stops the elevator midway between two and three. Mills climbs out and pries open the third floor door just enough to further asses the situation. The floor is covered by Sgt. Slaughter (9 deaths), Red Dog, Mercer , Taurus, Bebop, Rocksteady, Zack Morris w/Laser Sword, Samuel "Screech" Powers w/Mithril Vest, Jessie Spano, Lisa Turtle w/Pokeball, and Kelly Kapowski w/Starwand. Each person is covering two separate rooms and they are constantly walking back and forth between them. Officer Mills Times his moves perfectly and gains entry to the third floor, kills Lisa Turtle and Kelly Kapowski, all without being seen. Screech and Jessie Spano are the next to die. Zack Morris is able to scream and alert his teammates before his neck is snapped. Red Dog Rushes the CIA Officer and the two exchange a few punches but Mills pulls a knife from Red Dog’s belt and kills him with it. Mills Then uses Red Dogs Body as a human shield and rushes Mercer. Mercer only manages to graze the Mills before his is disarmed and shot with his own gun. Officer Mills puts the last bullet between Taurus eyes. Sgt. Slaughter Rushes Mills, grabs him in a bear hug, and begins to slam him into and through the walls. Mills lands a few brachial stuns and then a knee to the balls, he jumps on the sergeants back and applies a choke hold. Slaughter defends and throws the CIA Officer off of him. Again Slaughter locks in a bear hug but this time Mills begins to repeatedly head butt him in the nose until finally crushing his skull and sending him to the graveyard. Battered but not beaten, Officer Mills moves to the room holding the p.o.w.s. Jabba the hut has a knife to Evil-Lyns neck. Jabba Begins to say something but Mills picks up an ash tray off the table and launches it at Jabba’s face. This hurts Jabba But definitely doesn’t stop him from cuts Evil-Lyns throat, I guess when it’s not his kid he’s a lot more reckless. Mills then Disarms Jabba and strangles him with a bed sheet. With there teammates safe, The Foamers regroup for another assault. Simon Phoenix is barricaded in the casino with the remaining slaves. Hal Cesar blows open an entry way and the Foamers storm the casino. Gonzo the Great, Kamilla the Chicken, Taki, and Zorak are all blown to pieces by Cesar’s shotgun. Stinkor and Tony the Tiger corner yin yang and rip him to pieces. Gunner Johnson sees this and races over to avenge his friend. Gunner rams his knife threw Tony the Tigers chest and the decapitates Stinkor. Barney Fife creeps up behind the enraged Swede and shoots him in the back of the head. Lee Christmas rewards him for his efforts by holding him down and stomping his head in. Sheriff Andy Taylor tries to help his friend but Christmas knocks him down with a head kick and then finishes the job with punches and elbows. Simon Phoenix again fires his rocket launcher indiscriminating into the crowd, killing members of both teams. Now only Barney Ross and Simon Phoenix are the only people left alive in the room. Simon Phoenix: I’ve already killed you once today Spartan, you know I ed love to do it again. Barney Ross: I don’t know what the hell you talkin about man but I do know that In about thirty seconds it wont matter. The two rush each other, Phoenix Speers Ross to the ground and lands a few punches before getting swept. Ross lands a soccer kick to the head and a few follow up punches but Phoenix just shakes it off. Ross throws another punch but Phoenix catches it and breaks his arm, He then picks him up and breaks his back over his knee. With only enemies left alive in the building The Movie wreckers bring down the house killing everyone inside.