Week 8: Logical Genocide vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are:
-Qwsp
-Blue Toad
-Yellow Toad
-Titanus
-Kermit the Frog
-Namora
-Namorita
-Charybdis
-Sharkticon #33-40
-Amantia

Logical Genocide is:
Mera w/ red lantern ring
Killer Shark
Siren and Xebel soldiers #1-14
Ion-Kyle Rayner
Guy Gardner:Warrior w/ blue lantern ring
Gremlin #4 "Merv"
Geoff Johns w/ healing gun



“Hey Brett, look at dis new tank ova heah!” said Wayde, co-star of the hit new Animal Planet series “Tanked!”  

“Heeeeey whadda we got in dis sweet tank Wayde?!” said Brett.  

“We got a bunch of beautiful specimens today for dis super sweet tank.  Dis tank is shaped exactly like da Hulk’s colon (after Docta Bannah’s transformation into da big green smashin machine of course!)” Wayde Responded.

“Noooiiiiice!”  Bret replied.  “I really like da scalloped detail in the inner walls of da Sigmoid Colon, this is gonna look great with some salt water fish in heah.  Lets Putem in da tank!”

“Not so fast Bro!  I got an even biggah surprise!”  said Wayde.

With that the miniaturized combatants are unceremoniously dumped into a nearly perfectly, clear acrylic replica of the large intestine of the incredible hulk.  

Titanus bounces clumsily off the top lip of the acrylic tank and falls to the ground and is destroyed,  accidentally stepped on by the Long Island fish tank moguls who are now deciding what kind of coral would best represent digested food.... 
 
Kermit immediately takes charge of the various fungal creatures,  ordering the toad stools to attack.  The colored toads are decimated by the might of Siren and her Xebel soldiers who then move in on the frog.  

“Don’t make me angry” Kermit says. “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
 
At this point, Kermit begins to panic, realizing he has no powers beyond sheer luck and the ability to play a mean banjo.  

The Sharkticons swarm around Kermit to protect the beloved muppet and are successful in killing all of the Xebel soldiers arrayed against them.  Siren was then alone bravely fighting against the robots, their menacing yellow eyes glowing fiercely reflecting off the walls of the tank.   

Siren’s ability to hold off the robots is hampered by Green Lantern Amanita who sneaks up below the woman and uses his ring to batter her while the sharkticons take advantage and start tearing chunks from the woman.   Water becomes cloudy and red with blood and bits of gore.

“NO!” screams Mera, as she throws herself into the battle,  vomiting red rage energy and coating the Amanita and all the Sharkticons in the napalm like substance destroying them utterly.

Namora and Namorita move to combat the enraged queen of Atlantis.

“You claim to be Atlanteans!?” shouts the enraged Mera who is still enraged by Sirens demise. “I’ll tear those ridiculous little wings right off your ankles!”    

Mera is unable to keep up with the sheer speed of the two marvel Atlanteans however,  and they literally tear her apart.

“Alright that’s enough...”  said Qwsp he is just about to step in with his mystical 5th dimension powers when a giant green Anchor crushes him against the acrylic wall of the tank.

“Dude, lets end this...  all this chunky red water... in an acrylic version of the Hulk’s colon?  I’m just...  I’m gettin a little queasy over here....” said Guy  "This is already making me re-think my regular morning Bloody Mary with bacon ritual. "

“Fair enough,” said Kyle.  Who uses the power of Ion combined with Guy's blue ring to destroy the remaining members of the brotherhood.   A giant green flashlight shines blue light into kermit's eyes, he is speared with green energy, helpless in the shine of the light.   A large green submersible forms around Guy and Kyle who unload blue energy torpedoes at Namor and Namorita,  Charybdis bravely dives in front of the torpedoes to save them, they explode, vaporizing the supervillan.  Namor and Namorita square off against the construct which sprouts giant green armatures that sprout horrible hooked blades and begin to spin.   The two remaining brotherhood members are diced into fine chunks by the spinning green blades.  
 

“CUT! Damnit!  None of this is usable!” screamed the Animal Planet production manager.

“This show is supposed to be about two mooks from Long Island who build stupid needlessly complex fish tanks, and you guys deliver me a damned blood bath?! I mean a LITERAL bath in blood!!!!... with KERMIT chunks all over my new shoes!?!  These are Louis Vuitton you primates!!  And nevermind that!!!  How am I ever going to get the Henson company to sign off on this!!!?  Someone tell me?! HUH!?  ANYONE?!!!   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH  F This! I quit!”

and with that, the nameless producer walked off the set, turning off the lights as he went.