Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Season Five Consolation Round (Builder's Scare)

Round 3: Home Depot or Lowe's
15 points
Prize:  Chainsaw

Two quick things before we get to the match ups.

1) There will be a special "King of the Consolation Match" for the two teams that have gone undefeated in the Consolation rounds this year. In addition to winning a chainsaw, the team crowned "King of Consolation" will also receive a sledgehammer and a crowbar

2) As of right now, we don't know whether it will be Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches or Team Sleeping Sleeping Pussy taking part in this round. I'd like to ask both of these teams to submit a roster, that way when we know who will be be joining us I can get the info to the Watcher in charge of that match and get it up ASAP.

The matches:

King of the Consolation Match: Xavier's Annihiliation Squad vs Layander's Super Orange Kitties (Seeney)
Universe Bowl rematch: Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Seeney)
Better Than All of You vs TEAM
Tijuana Taco Benders vs Transfoamers (Goof)
The Horsemen vs Logical Genocide
Griffin vs The Murderflies (Fizz)
George Washington's Slaves vs Team SP or Backyardigans (Nick)

Rosters will be due Monday June 25, by 11:30 pm

Thank you, and good luck.

10 comments:

NFG Mike said...

I dedicate this final match as the XAS to the previous owner, whom i can only imagine was killed in a gruesome manner. This 40oz on the curb is for you! *points skyward*

Josh the Commish said...

Very nice of you NFG. I can't wait for your new team name!!

Adam said...

Hopefully it will be one of our suggestions during the podcast.

NFG Mike said...

I actually liked most of them, but i think ive spent enough time under someones elses shadow... but enough about my fat ass ex wife... hey-ooooooo!

Chef Kim said...

All this playoff action got you hungry for more? You come to Kim's Korean Kitchen this week for consolation specials! Everybody already know World Famous #5 Combo! Now we have new dish! XAS special! Oh Baby, on menu it say how good it is, almost two paragraphs! It never shut up! Then you get and it terrible! just like XAS! You no need consolation at Kim's, you always king here! No dark meat!!!

Real man said...

You are all losers. Get off the blog scene!!!

NFG Mike said...

With pleasure, because when i think "blogger scene", i think Mos Eisley. Thanks for the tip, Real Man. Now play me that song I like.

Real Man said...

NFG Mike:
Here's that song you like:
I'm so pretty,
I'm so pretty,
I'm pretty and witty and gay!

NFG Mike said...

Nice. Pulling out a showtune to show how gay I am. You're the best, Real Man!

Josh the Commish said...

Am I the only one who is loving this exchange??