Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are:

-John Zacharski: Starting Pitcher
-Dark Jedi Master #11A: Catcher
-Dark Jedi Master #12A: 1st Base
-Dark Jedi Master #35: 2nd Base
-Dark Jedi Master #36: Shortstop
-Golden Army #34 "The Inge-Bot": 3rd Base
-Dark Jedi Master #37: Right Field
-Dark Jedi Master #38: Center Field
-Dark Jedi Master #39: Left Field
-Bill Walsh: Manager
-Dark Jedi Master #25A: Middle Relief Pitcher
-Dark Jedi Master #26A: Closing Pitcher
-Dark Jedi Master #27A: Utility Outfielder
-Dark Jedi Master #28A: Utility Infielder
-Dark Jedi Master #29A: Pinch Hitter



Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

-Kingpin: Catcher/Manager
-Hawkman: Right Field
-Hawkgirl: Left Field
-Jack Reacher: Designated Hitter
-Energizer Bunny: Starting Pitcher
-Black Lantern He-Man: 1st Base
-The Wu Tang Clan!!
-Rakwon: 2nd Base
-RZA: Closing Pitcher
-GZA: Relief Pitcher
-Inspectah Deck: 3rd Base
-Method Man: Shortstop
-U-God: Pinch Hitter
-Cappadonna: Pinch Hitter
-Ghost Face Killah: Center Field
-Mastah Killah: Utility Infield
-Ghost Face Killah :Utility Outfield


Welcome people to today's latest feature the mass slaughter of someone's team is infinitely happening today. We have the CBTD's vs the MF'S of Brock Samson ( somebody call Samson) no line up call today so you can all feel fagknuckled! Ha ha I love this shit! CBTDs has home field today so they'll start the field now these boys been waiting to meet these MFs. First up is kingpin. Is he a pimp or what. He's eyeing john zacharski. John winks and kisses at him, throws the ball. Ooh he took his fucking head off. Well I guess he was aiming at his intelligence but he wasn't smart enough to get outta the way. Hawk girl fills in on first as the runner. Next up is jack reacher. As short as he is I'm surprised he can reach anything. Swing and a miss. Oh he's pissed now. Strike two on jack. Jack said fuck it and left the building. What the hell was that. Damn dude never seen some shit like that before. Here comes the energizer bunny. He's been under investigation for using drugs and juicing. Which is probably why he seems so jacked all the time. Oh he took john deep going going going damn he just got a mouth full of aids by DJM#37 thought that was gone but it was taken away to bad. The bunny is now hemoraging . To much juicing now he's being carted off the field. Hold on hawk man got skipped in the line up. Where the hell is he. This just in. Hawk man shit down by hunter on the way to the game. He'll be out for the season. CBTDs turn to bat. John zacharski is up to bat. Some say he is the master giver of giving aids. Swing, and it's gone he wrote aids all over that ball. 1-0 is the score. DJM#11A is up. Ground into left safe on first. DJM#12A pop fly to center. Ghost face kill ah up to catch oh to bad one out. DJM#36 hits a double to the right . DJM#37 sacrifices scores two. Two outs now. Golden army #34 Inge bot sent that one flying score is now 4-0 CBTDS winning. DJM#38 sends a line drive to third damn right through the chest of the gza. I guess that was a heart stopping hit for a single. The doc says that was a career ending injury. DJM#39 pops one out to short stop. The MF'S are batting again. Though their team is looking a little slim. Black lantern he-man comes up. Strike one thrown by john. Strike two by john. He-man gets pissed. Strike three as he runs back to the dug out he slips trips and lands on Raekwon's dick. Now Raekwon is out with a dick contusion. It's the rza. What the hell is he doing. He's taking the rest if the wu-tang clan and leaving the field. They said we aint no ball players we rappers we going back to New York. CBTDs has no one left to play. The MFs dugout is empty. Well I guess that's it. Those MF'S just wasn't enough for the aids giving, ass drilling, fagknuckling CBTDs. Sounds like a big STD giving orgy given to these MF'S