UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER I

Swamp Region. . .

Roger Rabbit wildly scans the area around his team.  The muck and stench make him cringe and the nervous cartoon character sweats profusely due to his ever-present anxiety.  He stutters to his teammates. 

Roger Rabbit: Ppppppllleeeaassee Bedtime, slow down!  I’m getting mud in my fur!

Bedtime Bear looks back at his teammate.

Bedtime Bear:  Shut the f@$% up you little b#$tch!  Mud in your fur is the least of your worries if you don’t zip your yapper!

Roger Rabbit winces and his ears flop downward, cuddling both sides of his head.

Good Luck Bear is seen, waddling beside his Care Bear brother.

Good Luck Bear:  Bedtime, you don’t have to be so hard on the rabbit.  I hate that we were teleported into this sh#thole too!

Bedtime Bear:  I understand Good Luck, but we haven’t got a choice.  Let’s make the most of it and score us some kills.

The three characters wade through the stagnant and mosquito-infested muck of the area.  The trio stumbles upon Crocodile Dundee.  The Australian smiles.

Dundee: Crikey!  What do we have here?

Dundeee ignites Darth Nihilus’ red lightsaber.   

Roger Rabbit scuttles behind the blue and green-colored Care Bears and attempts to hide in every crevice currently owned by the stuffed animals.

Bedtime Bear:  G#dd%&mit.  Get the f@$% off me you pu$$y!

Bedtime knocks Roger away and the Care Bear duo focus on Dundee.  They instantly turn around after a scream is heard.  They look to see Roger being ripped apart by Tony the Tiger.  Roger is disemboweled and dies with a starry gaze in his eyes. 

Bedtime Bear:  F@$%’n tiger killed Roger!!!

Good Luck:  I saw, a$$hole!  Now it’s time for us to step up and claim this skirmish for the Highness!

Each bear now faces his enemy; Bedtime targets Tony while Good Luck focuses on Crocodile Dundee.  Dundee’s muscles glisten as his tanned and oiled skin captures his perfect movements.  The lightsaber cuts Good Luck in half, stuffing flying from the bear’s body as his wispy entrails litter the water below.

Bedtime:  F@$% you, you Kellogg’s wh#re!

Bedtime rushes Tony, but the tiger’s paws latch onto Bedtime well before the bear can reach his target.  The claws of Tony begin to rip the Care Bear apart.  The final blow arrives and Tony’s maw latches onto Bedtime’s head, decapitating the moon-crested stuffed animal.

Dundee:  How did the rabbit and bear taste, Tony?

Tony the Tiger:  They’re greeeeaaaattt!!!!