Sunday, May 19, 2019

Sx W8 - Kittens vs Midgets


Kittens are Supergirl, Powergirl, Hades, Dracula, Princess Tomato of the Salad Kingdom, and Gold Dragon #1-3.

Midgets are Larfleeze, Emperor Palpatine w/ Royal Guard #1 & 2, Count Dooku w/ FA-4, Assajj Ventress, Nightsister Acolyte, and Mother Talzin.


Wasting absolutely no time, the Kittens go hard on the offensive by creating a ring of fire around the assembled Midget team who was still strategizing a sound defense. The three dragons along with both cousins of Superman, fly in the air and torch the ground below along with every tree and plant. The midges stay huddled close with the exception of Larfleeze who charges at Powergirl and engages her in battle. Acolyte is able to drop Gold Dragon #3 from the sky using her bow but Supergirl lifts a fallen limb from the ground and fires it back at Nightsister caving her skull in. Mother Talzin fires bolts of green energy from her hands and barely grazes the Kryptonian woman, not nearly enough to kill her but enough to send her into a rage and fly into the circle of flames and beat the Nightsister matriarch to death. Supergirl then turns to face Asajj Ventress as Count Dooku and Emperor Palpatine take on the two remaining dragons.

The two experienced Sith Lords are able to use the force to create a path out of the flames and into the unscorched forest. The two gold dragons give chase and Palpatine and Dooku manage to kill both dragons but not before FA-4 and Royal Guard #2 are destroyed. Dooku, Palp and Royal Guard charge at Dracula who is hiding by a tree afraid of the flames. Dracula grabs Royal Guard #1, kills him and begins to drink his blood while Dooku then quickly avenges his teammate by chopping the head off Dracula. Dooku then gets unexpectedly killed by a pitchfork to the back and just before the invisible Hades is able to strike down the Emperor, the dark side of the force help Palpatine hold his attacker at bay even though he cannot see the greek god. A quick bolt of lightning is able to knock the Help of Darkness from the head of the guardian of the underworld and these two defenders of evil are now staring at each other face to face. Palpatine releases his grip on the immortal god and sends him back home when he cuts both his pitchfork and torso in half in one quick slash of his lightsaber.

Asajj Ventress tries her hardest to keep Supergirl at bay when Powergirl lands by her side drenched in the blood of Larfleeze. Asajj feels the dark side presence when Palpatine joins her by her side. The master and apprentice of Dooku both back up to retreat to a better defensive position when Asajj steps on Princess Tomato and slips into the still burning flames nearby. Both kryptonians seize the opportunity to blast her to death with heat vision.

Not wanting to get his fourth death for his Midget overlord, Emperor Palpatine reluctantly calls for a retreat and is immediately withdrawn from the match causing both Supergirl and Powergirl to sigh a breath of relief.

2 comments:

Artifact said...

The Super Orange Kitty Sisters Are Victorious!!

Kitties: Powergirl and Supergirl Survive

Midgets: Palpatine Survives

Josh the Commish said...

Good stuff Fizz. I was outclassed this week.