S13 Week 3: 2 Hungry Dinomites vs Red Garter Guardians

The Hungry Dinomites are:  Kingdom Come Aquaman, Avatar Kyoshi, Avatar Wan, Avatar Roku, Atrocitus , The Incredible Hulk, Bub, Bob, Bib, Beb, Randy Marsh, Mr. Mackey, Captain Tarpals, Bowser, Dark Link, Kingdom Come Power Woman, Nahdar Vebb, Axe Cop and Wexler, Red Wing

The Red Garter Guardians are: The Q Continuum:  (Q, Q2, Lady Q, Colonel Q, q, & Quinn), Navy SEAL #2-20, Hancock (final death), Maxima (final death), Amon (Avatar), Shore Trooper #1-10, Kyle and Conner, Orc #1, 17-29, Daenerys Targaryen & her Dragon, Storm Trooper #1-43, Padme Amidala in a TIE Bomber

Our battle begins in the Northern Sea area of the Northern Water Tribe. The guardians have stationed their Navy Seals and Storm Troopers on large floating ice shelves spread out across the surface. The Shore Troopers are obviously on the shore. They went fishing and are trying to start a fire so they can cook up this large white koi fish they caught. The Orcs are snarling and patrolling a little further back from shore, being both afraid of water and fire. Kyle and Connor are riding the backs of Orcs #1 and 17, Merry and Pippin style.

For the opposition, the Dinomites have placed Marsh, Mackey, Tarpals, Dark Link, Nahdar Vebb, Axe Cop, Wexler and Red Wing also on ice floats. The Guardians begin to open fire on the Dinomites. Tarpals starts tossing boombas and and Nahdar Vebb is redirecting storm trooper blasts with ease. Randy Marsh is relaxing with a nice pipe full of Tegridy Farms finest herb. The water under the stormtroopers begins to bubble violently from Bib, Bob, Bub and Beb who are under the surface. This causes several of the stormtroopers to fall into the water and drown. Dark Link and Red Wing take shots at the Navy Seals but they are cut down along with Tarpals and Mr. Mackey takes one to the dome as well. Mmm-kaaaay.

Vebb jumps over to a group of stormtroopers and is able to take out most of them before q and Quinn appear out of thin air, something Vebb could not have foreseen with the force. He is caught off guard and is disarmed and killed by his own lightsaber. Daenerys, seeking an end to this squabble, flies through and orders her dragon to just torch the surface of the water, sacrificing many of her teammates to take out the remaining Dinomites. 

On the shore, The Orcs and Shoretroopers have already been fighting against Power Woman, Bowser, Atrocitus, and the Incredible Hulk. Power Woman is overrun in the battle and Bowser dies when he falls into the campfire. The two giant beasts are able to make short work of the Orcs and Troopers when the Mother of Dragons is circling around for another pass at them. Kyoshi is able to earth bend a pillar directly into the heart of the dragon, killing him instantly and sending the Breaker of Chains falling with no one to save her. 

Amon summons all of his powers to blood bend Atrocitus into unconsciousness. Hancock flys in at this moment and does the superhero one knee landing onto his head, killing the beast. Maxima is quick to follow and takes on the Hulk. Hancock joins in and the two are too big of a match for the angry fellow no matter how much he tried to smash. By this time, Avatars Wan and Roku have come to assist and Wan finishes off Hancock with a fire blast while Roku defeats Maxima by using a channel of air to launch the corpse of Boswer into Hancock, impaling him with his spiny shell. The look back further on the shore to see Amon who has just finished removing the powers from Kyoshi after restraining him in a mound of rock. As Wan and Roku rush to attack, they are met with the remining members of the Q continuum. They are able to take out Lady Q and Colonel Q but Q and Q2 teleport the duo into space killing themselves to take out the powerful Avatars. 

Kyoshi hears a towering wave behind him and turns around to see Aquaman riding on top of it with his trident poised to strike. A flurry of blaster shots rain down from the sky as Padme is sweeping by in a Tie Bomber. Quick thinking Aquaman decides to instead send a wall of water to the sky, sending the ship flailing. It lands violently on the shore, killing Padme inside and sending the body of the ship tumbling down the beach until it eventually crushes Amon and the unconscious Kyoshi.