Friday, May 6, 2022

The Revolt Against Old Man Dumbledore

 Week 6 @ Bludhaven: House Elves vs. Midgets

House Elves: Gandalf the Grey, Iron Man (4 death), Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker, Cicada, Red She Hulk, Firelord Sozin, Ginny Weasely, (4 death), Haggred, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy, Batgirl (Cassandra Cain), The Wampa

Midgets: Magneto (4 death), Batgirl w/ 2 white light sabers (4 death), The Huntress w/ Purple Light saber, White Lantern Kenobi, Capt. America, Dumbledore, Serci, Vampire Wolverine, X-23, Gabby Kinney, Orange Lantern Lex Luthor, Indigo Lantern Ray Palmer, Mighty Mousette (final death), Hermes, Earth Benders 3-6


This story takes place after the events of them Harry Potter books that Floyd Mayweather can't read.  Dumbledore has fallen down a rat hole and now runs a drug ring in the slums of Bludhaven and the only chance to stop him are Harry Potter and the fellow house elves.


The House Elves begin to explore the ruins of Bludhaven together.  Harry Potter and his side piece Ginny were together asking questions that could lead them to Dumbledore.  While the rest of the team is split up.  Little did they know that they are being watched.  

In the shadows is Gabby Kinney watching all of their moves along side Hermes who is relaying the messages back to their HQ.  Dumbledore alarmed by the presence of Harry sends out some troops to try and take them out.  The Huntress, Batgirl, and Kenobi all team together as Kenobi has taken the two under his wing teaching them to use a light saber in case someone doesn't want to pay for their drugs.  Little did they know they wouldn't be running into Harry and Ginny.

As they are moving quick to take position they see someone else.  Not just someone but also something.  It's Luke Skywalker and Cassandra Cain riding atop The Wampa.  Kenobi stunned that his old student is also here.  He feels like it can't be true.  He understands that he must defeat his former student in order to protect this operation.  He feels no one else has the power to stop Luke, not even Dumbledore.  

Batgirl and The Huntress take the offense and go to attack.  Kenobi dumbfounded didn't understand what they were doing and had to quickly follow them before they meet their death.  Luke quickly takes a hand from The Huntress.  Luke laughs and says "You now have my disability and you're a woman.  You stand no chance"

Before Luke can execute her he is stopped by Kenobi's light saber.  Although it was to late and The huntress is crushed by The Wampa.  The wampa then begins to go on a Godzilla style rampage on bludhaven.  

Kenobi then cuts the Wampa down with his lightsaber and then puts an all out attack into Luke.  Luke was confused on the strength of the Old Kenobi.  He finally noticed he holds the power of a white latern ring but it was too late and Luke was slaughtered by his master.

All while this is happening Iron Man, She Hulk and Siruis Black are met by Magneto and Wolverine.  Magneto quickly tries to take the offense and attacks Iron Man.  Magneto be dumb as hell tho because Iron Man suit isn't made of any magnetic materials but from a gold titanium alloy.  Iron man quickly slaughters the dumbass magneto (I hate this character).  

Iron man is quickly jumped by Wolverine but is saved by Sirius black pulling out dat wizard shits and casting a spell.  But Wolverine didn't just dodge the spell but jumped to attack the she hulk and tears her apart.  Iron Man then blasts him and his dead comrade away leaving nothing but the dust of wolverine and she hulk.

Now back to the other fight.  We got Bat on Bat action.  The two versions of Batgirl be throwin haymakers back and forth but the OG came out on top with her two light sabers and cut the head off of the Cassandra Cain batgirl.  She then kept the head on her light saber and called it Hat for Bat. 

Everyone has now caught up to each other besides Dumbledore who is watching from a distance.  Chaos then ensues.  We got spells and shits flying everywhere.  But Ray Palmer and Lex Luthor with the power of their lantern rings are able to dodge and defend most of the attacks.  They quickly take out Fire Lord Sozin who just kept setting stuff on fire and Malfoy's useless ass.  

All the sudden there was a shift in the fight

Gandalf being the most badass kind of wizard there is starts to merc some lantern ring ass. 

All that was left on the side of dumbledore because of the spells flying everywhere was Kenobi, Batgirl, Capt. America, and X- 23 

Iron Man and Capt. America have another hand to hand combat fight but they were both so powerful they killed each other at the same time with a final blow to the head. 

Hagred was used as bait by Sirius Black and was able to take out X-23.  Kenobi and Batgirl run to the offense and slayed Hagred and Sirius Black.  

This left Ginney, Harry, and Gandalf to beat Kenobi and Batgirl.  But the badass wizard shit was enough to take out batgirl who couldn't use the force to defend herself.  While using the force to defend himself Kenobi is able to kill Ginney.  This was a bad idea Harry Pooner got enraged and killed Kenobi.  (Yeah I let Harry Potter kill Kenobi. Deal with it).

Leaving the best wizarding duo the universe has ever seen to take out Dumbledore.  Being cooler and just overall more badass they are able to take down the dirty old Wizard and his drug ring.  

2 comments:

Crack Danks said...

House Elves win!
Harry and Gandalf only survivors

Josh the Commish said...

Doin Magneto dirty.... Ha!! Good stuff Frank!! Nice win Z.