Sunday, June 25, 2023

Doctor's Madhouse vs. The Underhills (Ready Player Zyn)

 Doctors Madhouse: Dr.Manhattan, Silver Surfer, Ranx the Sentient City, Brainiac, Kang, Vader, Abeloth, Captain Marvel, Batman, Robin, Alfred w/Double Yellow Lightsaber, Nightwing, Kid Flash, Invincible (Mark Grayson), Atom-Eve, Dupli-Kate, Robot, Rex Splode, Allen the Alien, Albus Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort, Ocean Master, Kitfisto, Swamp Thing, Frodo Baggins w/Dwarf Ring, Chucky, Bride of Chucky, Kryptonian 1 & 2, Yellow Lantern 3, Frank Wendeezys Metivier w/ Hella Lokos and Zyns

The Underhills: General Zod, Neo w/2 blue lightsabers, Sauron w/The One Ring, Spiderman, Hulk, Mogo, Snape, Iroh, Punisher, Microchip, Revan Reborn, Starkiller, Darth Talon in X-Wing, Rooster & Hangman in Ebon Hawk, Excalibur, Meggan, Phoenix (Rachel Summers), Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Lockheed, Widget, Kylun, Mera, Black Manta, Seacons, Nautilator, Seawing, Overbite, Skalor, Snaptrap, Tanktail, Blue Wizards 1&2, Radagast the Brown, Xenomorph Aliens 1-4

It was a silent, normal night for Wendeezys at home.  As normal he and erick argued with Alex in the group chat about his horrible sports takes and how he can't drink the full gallon of milk. Although he do get his respect for his matches with the Big Benito.  This night continued as normal until there was a knock at the door.  

    FBI agents began to infiltrate the house.  One of the agents said "You're the only one who can help us get back the One."

   "What the hell is the One" says Wendeezys

    "The 100mg wintergreen zyn.  It is stuck in the Oasis.  We need you to go in and retrieve it.  We already have multiple agents disguised as fantasy characters to help you along the way in there."

    "But why me" says a concerned Wendeezys

    "We're not sure why, but we know the enemy said they had to keep it away from you because in your hands it could hurt them"

    "Fuck it we ball" says Wendeezys.

Wendeezys is taken back to a secret location and is sent into the Oasis.  As he enters the Oasis he realizes he has nothing to his name in there because he bet all of his money on the Lions to make it to the super bowl (they placed 3rd in the division).  All that is in his inventory is a variety pack of four lokos and an endless supply he won in a boxing match because he do be boxin tho.  

"Where did they send me in here?  I've never been here in the Oasis" says Wendeezys

"You finally made it.  Dumb of you to make your character look like yourself.  You are gonna stand out like a sore thumb." shouts a mysterious person across the sand.

The figure began to move closer and Wendeezys took a defensive position with a four loko ready to do some damage.

"Stand down.  We're here to help" says the man

"What do you mean we?" says Wendeezys

"Us" says another mystery man

Then appearing from the shadows is Frodo, Silver Surfer, and Kang.

"We are agents with the FBI disguised as known fantasy characters to work under the radar"

"Then why choose someone like Frodo and not someone strong like Magneto?" Wendeezys Questions.

"Hey Frodo is an iconic character and you can't tell me when Sam gave him that gay little look you didn't smile" says Kang

"That's besides the point.  We are on Arrakis from dune.  We already have a few more guys fighting and we need to get back to that fight.  General Zod is making a mess of our team"\

The members of Dr.Madhouse rush back to the fight and Wendeezys reluctantly follows along.  General Zod is dodging attacks from Kid Flash.  No matter how fast he goes he keeps getting caught.  Zod tricks the Kid Flash into thinking he got him before piercing his skull with one of his weapons on his suit.  

"Holy shit he's dead" says Wendeezys

"Yeah and were in the part of the Oasis where if you die in here you die in the real world" says Kang nonchalantly 

 "They didn't tell me that.  I would've never came here" says Wendeezys 

"Well you better complete the mission then huh dumbass" says Kang

Then the battle commences.   Zod has more help than they thought as well.  Iroh, the punisher and the microchip are there as well.  Although badass the punisher is quickly decimated by kang.  

While that was happening the Silver Surfer and Zod were engulfed in a large-scale battle.  The destruction is causing Wendeezys and Frodo to take cover.  In the end Zod takes the upper hand and destroys silver surfer.

“We have to run.  We can’t take him alone.  The forbidden forest is located just on the other side of Arrakis in the Oasis.  We can meet up with some of the wizards we have there.” yells Kang

“It looks like Zod is leaving.” says Wendeezys

“He’s probably headed to the Gotham realm of the Oasis.  That’s where our biggest lead to the One could be.  We already have troops there who should great Zod but we better hurry because they are going to need Kangs help since Silver Surfer is dead.” says Frodo

The group continues onward to the Forbidden Forest.

In the Forbidden Forest the group is able to meet up with Abeloth, Kit Fisto and Swamp Thing.  There could be nearby enemies close and indeed there was.  The group finds themselves in front of Radagast, Nightcrawler and Revan.  

Swamp Thing and Radagast begin the attack.  Both using the natural elements to their side.  The ground begins to shake and become unstable causing Wendeezys and Frodo to try to make their way to Hogwarts where their wizard team is holding strong.  

Revan tries to intervene the escape but Kitfisto and Abeloth join in to let them escape.  Kitfisto draws his light saber as well as Revan.  Revan's double lightsaber illuminates the forest to a glowing red similar to Kylo Ren but in a more badass way because those movies were ass.  The clashing of lightsabers begin to sound off between the two.  

Revan takes the upper hand on Kitfisto and in the end is able to defeat him with a lightsaber to the heart but Abeloth begins her counter attack.  She just finished off nightcrawler and is looking to take out Revan next.  Abeloth shows her true form and tries to take over the mind of Revan.  It is only slightly working though.  Revan is resisting against the powerful force user but in the end it isn’t enough and she forces him into the crossfire of Swamp Thing and Radagast.  Thus killing Revan.

Swamp Thing and Abeloth begin to take the offense against Radagast but the powerful wizard will not back down.  

“You will not cross this forest.  Our other wizards are already trying to take control of Hogwarts from you guys” shouts Radagast. 

Radagast is able to use the elements of the forest to trap Abeloth and Swamp Thing rendering them useless.  This allows Iroh, who was forgotten in Arrakis, to come in and deliver the final blows to the two members of Madhouse.

“Iroh, you need to make it to the Gotham realm of the Oasis.  I will go and help Sauron and the other take control of the castle at Hogwarts.  We think they may be defending a clue to where the one is.” says Radagast.

As Iroh makes his way towards the Gotham realm he comes up on two dolls just laying in the woods.  One dressed as a bride and the other dressed as a child but holding a knife.

“What kind of sick kid thinks of a doll holding a knife” questions Iroh as he tries to pick up the doll.

“Someone who isn’t a kid” says the Bride of Chucky

Chucky then leaps on to the face of Iroh stabbing him multiple times causing him to bleed out.

In the quidditch field of Hogwarts we got a big ole wizard battle taking place.  Radagast has just arrived to help out his team in the attack but Voldemort saw him coming over the horizon and casted Avada Kedavra killing him on the spot.  

“You will pay for that you weird faced freak” shouts Sauron

He then sends the two blue wizards to attack Voldemort.  Then Dumbledore steps into his defense.  Knowing they aren’t really these characters it makes it ok for these two to battle on the same side.  Spells and shit start flying everywhere.  Dumbledore and Voldemort are able to defeat the two blue Wizards.  This leaves Snape and Sauron to take on Dumbledore and Voldemort.

Snape quickly takes the offense against Voldemort while Dumbledore and Sauron box it out.  Snape is able to get the upper hand on Voldemort using his proficiency in the dark arts even tho Voldemort is also a master of the dark arts.

Dumbledore shakes off Sauron to try to save Voldemort but it is too late.  Dumbledore then starts to cast multiple cursed spells against Snape and eventually kills him.  Out of rage he keeps on piling on his dead body with more cursed spells.  In rage Dumbledore starts to get the upper hand on Sauron.  That is until Rooster and Hangman join the fight.  They know they can’t beat Dumbledore so it leaves them with only one option left.  They suicide bomb into the two of them killing all 4 in the process.  Not really thought out by the two but they knew they could not allow Dumbledore to advance onto Gotham. 

Meanwhile in space……..

Zod never made it to the Gotham realm of the Oasis because he had to make a stop in space beforehand.  Zod and Dr.Manhattan are in space throwing some hands.  The two powerful beings have been clashing for hours but they are not the only ones there fighting.  While they are throwing some hooks at each other Mogo and Ranx are also fighting.

Reinforcements have arrived for team Madhouse though.  Captain Marvel and Brainiac join the fight.  Brainiac tries to give Dr.Manhattan a break and starts to attack Zod.  Brainiac being able to fight superman in the past gives him the confidence to try to take on zod.  Brainiac trys to spawn clones of himself to help him fight and succeeds. This caused Zod to become confused on who the real one is.  Zod being the badass he is does not care and begins to destroy all of the clones. He eventually lands on the real one and deals a devastating blow causing Brainiac to die and float away into space.  

Mogo and Ranx are still banging it out and throwing hands and by hands I mean meteors and galaxies at each other.  The two are both on their last legs and think of the same idea.  They both begin to gravitate everything towards them this includes Dr.Manhattan, Captain Marvel, and Zod.  While in the gravitational pull they are still fighting.  Captain Marvel tries to eliminate Zod but he is saved by Mogo who blocks her move with a meteorite.  He then pulls Captain Marvel close to him and changes the surrounding space into a fiery meteor shower killing Captain Marvel and leaving nothing left.  

Ranx and Mogo both go for the kill and send everything they have at each other dealing lethal blows to the two of them but it also sends down Dr.Manhattan and Zod crashing into Gotham.  They and some debris from space crash into the dam in Gotham and it begins to flood the entire city and releases the trapped Seacons with it.

This sends Gotham into chaos and giant battle. 

Kang instantly responds to the seacons being released and destroys them all as they are not a threat to him and his abilities.  Kang is joined by 2 Kyptonians and a Yellow Lantern.  They are met by the Hulk and the remaining members of Excalibur.  Lockheed, while flying in the air, begins to fill the surrounding area with a smoke cloud rendering the members of Madhouse unable to see.  This allows Shadow cat to phase through the walls of the buildings to close in on the yellow lantern.  With the yellow lantern unable to see Shadowcat is able to phase through the wall next to him and jump on top of him and slit his throat open with a knife.  

This leaves the Kyptonians who have already been able to kill Widget. This caused Kylun to let out an ungodly screech causing both to take flight and sit above the smoke clouds where they are met by Lockheed who sets them ablaze killing them both.  

During this Kang was able to track down the Hulk because he cannot move without being heard.  Kang is able to catch him.  The hulk begins a rampage throwing all the cars he could at kang but he was able to vaporize them all.  The hulk begins to run but Kang catches him quickly.  He then delivers a final blow to the chest of hulk causing him to bleed out and die.   

The smoke is still heavy from the cloud that Lockheed created.  This created an opportunity that could on be pulled off by two people. Chucky and his bride.  Chucky and his bride are able to jump on top of Shadow cat.  They were able to disarm her because she was caught by surprise.  Chucky then uses her own weapon against her and stabs her in the chest multiple times and kills her with a stab to the heart.  Phoenix counters as she can hear the screaming they came from shadow cat.  Phoenix then crushes the two dolls with surrounding items.

The smoke from Lockheed begins to dissipate revealing a surprise to the Excalibur members.  It is the members from invincible who have arrived.  Invincible himself begins to fight Meggan who also has superhuman strength.  They begin to trade blows in a furious rage.  Invincible takes the upper hand because he is a man and he ain’t losing to no mutant woman. 

Phoenix then tries to attack Invincible and he is shielded by Atom Eve.  Kylun jumps into action attacking Atom Eve so she can not provide shields for her allies.  She tries to fly away but Kylun was too quick to catch her.  He slashes her back with a sword with a cut so deep that she cannot survive. 

“Don’t try to counter now Mark, we have to complete the mission.  I know you’re angry but use that in your favor” shouts Robot who coordinated this attack.  

Robot is then crushed between two cars because of Phoenix who is still in this fight.  Rex Splode then tries to send explosions at Phoenix who is able to dodge the attack.  Lockheed then sets Rex Splode ablaze.   

Allen the alien then charges at Phoenix.  He was too quick for her to evade him.  He then starts to beat her head into a wall with his strength and kills her rather quickly.  Kylun was going to counter attack until Dupli Kate started to make clones and surrounded him.  He has to start fending off all of the clones that surround him.  Invincible seizes the opportunity and takes out Kylun.  

Lockheed surrounds Allen and Kate with smoke and then begins to breathe fire across it causing a massive fire.  Both of them burned to ashes but the water is getting closer.  Lockheed tries to fly further into the city so that he isn’t useless but is stopped by Invincible.  Who then proceeds to beat the absolute shit out of him and then tosses him into the water.  

The water was not the only thing coming that way.  In the water fighting is Ocean Master, Black Manta and Mera.  Ocean Master having to fight the two off is a challenge.  He is able to get the upper hand on Black Manta but Mera took the opening when he was defenseless and took his life.  She continues on to the city with the water. 

Further into gotham in the Bat Cave there is a large fight going down.  We are in the big ass Michael Keaton batcave so don’t get your panties in a wad.  For the Madhouse team is Batman, Robin, Alfred, Nightwing, and Darth Vader.  Though a strong team they have a strong opponent who is Neo carrying two blue lightsabers, Spiderman, Star Killer, and Darth Talon. 

Darth Talon takes on Nightwing.  Although fast Nightwing is no match for a strong force user like Talon.  Talon then slashes Nightwing with her lightsaber.  She is then attacked by Alfred who is wielding a yellow double lightsaber.  

“So you're a sentinel?  If so it makes killing you so much better” says Talon

“No.  Master Wayne actually gifted this to me for my birthday but I do know how to use it” says back Alfred.  

In the distance 

“Wow this is getting good huh?” Says Wendeezys who is hiding in a corner of the Batcave with Frodo.  

The battle continues 

The lightsabers start to clash, but it turns out Alfred only slightly knew what he was doing and could not hold up to the Talents of Talon.  

Batman and Robin are trying to take out Spiderman.  Spiderman is too quick for Robin and is able to trap him in a web which allows Neo to deliver a final blow.  Spiderman is not too quick for Batman in his own cave though.  Knowing the ins and outs of his own cave Batman is able to catch spider man and avenges his fallen Teammate.  

Starkiller and Talon try to team up to take on Vader.  The lightsabers clash and the noise echoes throughout the entire cave.  The cave is lit up red.  The two cannot get close to Vader though.  Neo then joins the fight as well.  Vader is strong but he cannot take on three of them.  

Then swoops in Batman.  He knew he was going to die but just needed to distract Neo long enough for Vader to fight the two others.  Vader is then able to gain the upper hand on Talon and ends her life.  Star Killer retaliates and tries to use the force on Vader.

“Who do you think you are kid” says Vader

His force is stronger than Starkiller and he takes the upper hand and chokes the life out of him with the force.

This just leaves Neo and Vader in the Batcave.  More of the lightsabers begin to clash.  This is nothing like Vader has ever scene before.  He doesn’t use the force but he can slow down time to dodge his attacks.  Vader is unable to touch Neo.  Neo is able to get close enough to put both of his Sabers through his stomach.  Neo then rushes out of the Batcave as it is beginning to fill with water.

Wendeezys and Frodo rush down to see if Vader is actually dead.

“You two.  It was only a clue we found here.  I was trusted with it and they didn’t know I knew it before they left.  It says you have to venture deeper into the Oasis to a place called playoff planet.  You must give that information to Kang or Dr.Manhattan if they are alive” says Vader as his breathing begins to slow as he lays there and dies.  

“Will do my guy” says Wendeezys

Wendeezys and Frodo rush out of the cave before they drown in the Water.  

Little did they know Mera heard what they said.  Wendeezys and Frodo see her rushing away in the flowing water.  Invincible arrives just in time.

“She knows the secret we have to stop her” shouts Wendeezys to Invincible

Invincible Rushes forward eventually catching Mera and killing her for the information that she knew.

“We will get this information to Manhattan and Kang, they are fighting Zod and Neo who are the only two left of the Underhills.  If we can kill them off and get those two the information we may just have a chance to find the one” says Invincible 

Dr.Manhattan and Zod have been boxin since space and have continued in Gotham.  Manhattan is starting to gain the upper hand and Invincible steps in to help.  Just as they are about to deal the final blow to Zod, Neo comes out of nowhere to kill Invincible.  Manhattan loses sight of what's going on, this allows Zod to attack.  

Zod and Neo start an onslaught on Dr.Manhattan who is just eating haymakers until Kang catches back up.  He is able to knock Neo down and allows Manhattan to crush him leaving nothing to be seen.  Zod then kills Dr.Manhattan as he is critically wounded from the ongoing fight.  

Zod now has nothing left in the tank to fight.  Kang unleashes a beat down.  He gets in full mount and just beats dat boy's ass.  

Wendeezys and Frodo catch up to Kang.

“We have the clue.  We need to continue further in the Oasis until we reach the playoff planet.  That is where we can find the one.” says Wendeezys who is out of breath from all the running.

“You're just a bitch.  I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Doom” says Frodo to Wendeezys.

“That wasn’t actually you though.  We are in a virtual world playing as fantasy characters” says Wendeezys as they continue onwards to the playoff planet. 


5 comments:

Crack Danks said...

The Winner is Doctor's Madhouse. Survivors are Kang, Wendeezys, and Frodo.
This was a conflicting match to write. I didn't who was gonna win until the end.

Striders of Rohan said...

Great match Frank.

Zoe was the MVP of that match.

Josh the Commish said...

Great work Frank. Congrats to The Madhouse!!

Doctor's Madhouse said...

That's a bippen match right there. Awesome work, Frank!

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolypse said...

Bop