Monday, March 3, 2008

Team Shaun Vs. Team Griffin

Team Shaun is Omega Red, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat, Venom, Darth Maul, Tails, Hammer Bros. #1-6, and Little Goomba #1 & 2.

Team Griffin is Black Tom Cassidy, Paul Maud'dib, The Leprechaun, King Richard the Lionhearted (player/coach), Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, and Allosaurus # 11 & 12.

King Richard, despite being horseless (what's up with that)? Orders an all out frontal attack on what appears to be a rather small squad. Black Tom instantly pulls all of the hammer bros. wood handled hammers away from them and sends them flying at Omega Red. Black Tom then has all of them explode in Omega Red's face killing him. Mighty Joe Young then Jumps into the air and lands on both the goombas (100 points, 200 points) and then without touching the ground jumps on the heads of all 6 unarmed hammer bros. (400, 800, 2000, 1 up, 2 up, 4 up). King Richard who is now thinking that he is only up against 3 more people orders his men to surround Team Shaun and Black Tom begins to control the grass to consume them in a tangled mess, but just then Venom reveals Coach McGruff the Crime Dog's secret plan as he pulls what appears to be a large radio out of his alien symbiote suit. He throws the radio into the air and then Soundwave transforms and orders the eject of all 6 of his tapes. Soundwave and his tapes stay airborn to avoid the attacking grass, Tails begins spinning his double tails to follow Soundwave's lead and Darth maul and Venom both use their superhuman jumping abilities to jump onto the backs of Rumble and Frenzy. Only Ravage who is unable to fly falls to the ground where he is consumed by Black Tom's attacking grass. Mighty Joe Young also jumps into the air and grabs onto Soundwave. Soundwave, although taking a beating from the large ape continues to fly higher into the air as fast as he can. Eventually Mighty Joe begins feeling light headed and loses his grip. He plummets to his death. Team Shaun knows that if they want to have any chance of beating Team Griffin they are going to have to take out Black Tom, so Rumble flies over top of him and then throws Venom down into the mix. Venom goes rocketing down with his huge teeth exposed and lands directly on top of Black Tom, surrounding him in black symbiote and biting his jugular vein. Although they are not fast enough to save Black Tom The Leprechaun and Paul both start stabbing Venom repeatedly until he is dead. Rumble and Frenzy both drop to the ground and begin hammering it to cause an earthquake. Most of them are having trouble moving, except for the allosauruses; but Tails uses himself as a diversion and the dinosaurs begin chasing him because he, unlike the robots is actually food. Soundwave, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat all open fire on the Allosauruses which they are very good at due to all of the practice they have had fighting the Dinobots. The two animals are to busy fighting over a mutant hedgehog to realize that they are under serious attack. The 3 transformers succeed in destroying them but not before Allosourus #2 swallows Tails whole. The Leprechaun shoots some magic at Rumble and Frenzy to knock them over and finally end their earthquake. Nemesis Enforcer, who up until this point has acted primarily as a personal bodyguard to King Richard Flies over to assist Paul Maud'dib who has begun to fight with Darth Maul. Due to all of the lazer activity going on Paul has deactivated his personal Holtzman Shield because he does not wish to cause a nuclear blast. Darth Maul force pushes Paul out of the way and then turns his attack toward Nemesis enforcer. Nemesis then enforces his way right into Darth Maul's lightsaber. King Richard, fearless as ever attacks Rumble head on. Rumble tries to shoot him but misses and King Richard jumps right into his stomach, hacking away with his sword. Rumble seems unable to defend himself against Richard's speed and stops functioning as Richard pulls his tattered sword out of Rumble's broken circuits; he then with an amazing toss throws his sword into the air as Rumble's fellow tapes come to his aid. The sword goes right into Ratbat destroying him but Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw avenge the other two Decepticons by blasting King Richard with all of their fire power. Maul and Paul are still moving around each other; fighting with perfect style and moving at incredible speeds (truly, I wish you guys could see it, but since you can't, take my word for it). The three remaining tapes then go after the Leprechaun. They begin by shooting him with lazers but he somehow blocks them all with his hands (hey they never explain how he does stuff in his movies so why should I have to). The Leprechaun then conjurs up all of his energy into a ball and blasts Lazerbeak right out of the sky, but before he could do it again Soundwave lands on top of him crushing him to death. If Soundwave had a sense of humor he would at this point make some sort of radio/alarm clock joke that ended with "top of the mournin' to ya" but he doesn't. Paul and Maul are still going at it strong when Soundwave, Frenzy, and Buzzsaw fly up to aid Lord Maul. Paul not quite knowing what to do at his first encounter with a thinking machine and knowing that he cannot take them all plus the Sith Lord; uses his Bene Gesserit power of voice to freeze them all in their tracks just long enough to secure his escape.
TEAM SHAUN IS VICTORIOUS!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

what the fuck man this is bullshit why was nemesis enforcer just standing around holding his dick this is the guy who rips through GI Joe tanks like tin foil and black tom cassidy can turn into a tree iam sure if he was in a death match he would opt for the tree armor and venom isnt biting his jug when hes got tree armor on but i can't lie about the allosaruses they were a bad idea but i still think its bullshit black tom got beat on his own turf i swear if Poseidon or aqua fag own everybody in the water level iam kicking somebody in the nuts love Mr.Awesome

Anonymous said...

oh and one more thing i almost forgot about the leprechaun has teleporting ability's how is he gona just stand there and get crushed hes a midget iam sure she gonna see a 30 foot robot flying over him and get the fuck out the way

Josh the Commish said...

Hmmm... I wonder who anonymous is?

Anonymous said...

quit avoiding the question josh i wana know why you hoed my team out. and i didn't leave the first message anonymous i signed it iam sorry i don't know computers very well so iam not tryin all that google blogger bullshit. come on man paul would have hand of godded everybody the lep would have ran around robbing all the dead bodies.

Ryan said...

Now now Griffin, complaining doesn't help your team at all. Shit, look at what happened to me. I threw everything I could think of at Superman but he STILL freaking found a way to win. Just move on and use this anger to put your next opponent in the ground. Speaking of which, I'll see you in Week 4.

Josh the Commish said...

Please don't blame me young Griffin, I was merely a witness to this event. I hope next time you are transported to an alternate time/space continuum to see a cataclismic battle between many cross-dimensional characters that you do not have any nay-sayers questioning what you saw with your own two eyes. I assure you it was nothing personal. I do not wish to be judgemental and I have no idea what personal problems he may have been going through or what stress he may have in his life at this time; but I should add that before he died Black Tom burst into tears and started begging for mercey like a little bitch. I previousely omitted this out of respect for you and your team. I am sorry this did not work out for you friend; and I wish you better luck in the next match Mr. Crybaby, I mean Awesome.

Anonymous said...

see i think you are all over reacting about my post iam not so much as complaining as iam mearly pointing out the facts about my team what kind of owner/manager would i be if when my team got beat i just said yea i know they suck thats why i picked em i think all the other competators that have lost and stayed silent should start backing up there players CAPTAIN AWESOME

Artifact said...

Good call, Griff. I'm pissed off too that I lost. If my guys lose again I'm going to poop in, on, and around Josh's mouth.

Oh, one more thing- the button to the left of the question mark is called a period. Give it a try sometime.