Thursday, September 18, 2008

TEAM

Head Coach: The Oracle
Roster
Superman
Neo
Unicron
Luke Skywalker
Frodo Baggins
Godzilla
Cronos
Trinity
Treebeard
Jack Sparrow
He-Man
Battle Cat
Orco
Seraph
Suk Doctor #20
God Emperor Leto II
R2-D2
C-3PO
Underdog
The Combaticons
Blaster w/ Rewind, Eject, SteelJaw, & Ramhorn
The Shining Force
Adolf Hitler
Jango Fett
Dr. Robotnik
Samus
Bowser: The King of Koopa
Freddy Kruegar
Capt. Jean-Luc Bicard
King Kong
Ghanima Atredies
Lady Jessica
Chani
N.S.-5 #23-31, 33, & 34
Dozer #7
Space Ghost
Jan
Jace
Blip
Mr. Spock
Jet Li
Samwise Gamgee
Jackie Chan
Willow
Emerald Weapon
Kefka
Sephiroth
Ethan Hunt
Iron Hide
Gen. Thade
Futar #1-10
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo Cymek #1-20
Gannon
Phibian #1-10
Tlielaxlu Master #1-10
Valkyrie #1-20
No-Ship Futar #1-3
Ultra Magnus
Mirage
Astro Train
Blitzwing
Hot Rod
Jazz
Bomber Man
Ness
Wil-E-Coyote
Roadrunner
Bill the Pony
Jack Lalane
Mother Brain
Toad
Hector
Barney Rubble
Duncan Idaho Ghola #3
Billy Lee
Ed Zacharski
Sara Wilson
Mike Sroka
Laura Sroka
Griffin Poteracki
Mimmell
John Wayne
Fortress Maximus (with his head and his head's head)
Fred Baker
Brian Kaczynski
Pete Sosa
Nathan Storey
Kurt Houslander
Mike Troup
Shaun Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Richard Zacharski
Jimmy Olsen
Dirge
Skywarp
Swoop
Wheeljack
Bumblebee
Alpha Trion
Warpath
Reflector (Left, Middle, & Right)
Thrust
Teletran 1
Wreck Gar
Perceptor
R.C.
Junkeon #11 & 12
Saruman
Mike "Goofjuice" Genet
Lando Calrissean
Guardian #1-10
Seaspray
Sith Lord #7 (Darth Cocky)
Sharkticon #47-50
Patrick
Squidward
Mr. Krabs
Shockwave
Jaws
Dark Jedi Master #11
Jedi Knight #32
Jedi Padawan #16
Sith Lord #6 (Darth Fuzzy)
Nien Numb
Adi Gallia
Depa Billaba
Lois Lane
Yareal Poof
Zorro
Evil Paul Atredies Ghola (Paulo)
Bashar Miles Teg Ghola
Duke Leto Atreides
Duke Paulus Atreides
Krang
Two Face
Ape Face & Spasma
Empty Roster Spots: 0
Vehicles
X-Wing
Stealth Bomber
Tie Interceptor
The Millenium Falcon
Tank
What's Going on in the Locker Room
Spirits could not be higher in the locker room after TEAM's victory in the 2008 Universe Bowl. Superman and Neo's "lead by example" attitude has spread throughout the team and despite the fact that many of the members of TEAM have never actually seen Unicron, the fact that they have a giant metal planet on their team tends to bring a warm and fuzzy feeling to anyone. Ethan Hunt, despite never getting a start is doing an excellent job training his fellow teammates and keeping them on there toes. The Tlielaxlu Masters are hard at work with all kinds of crazy genetic experiments but in true Tlielaxlu fashion they are taking longer than expected, especially since Mimmell has not been as receptive to their methods as their traditional "tanks". The only deaths that occurred were when a very bored Freddy Kruegar decided to wait until everybody was sleeping one night and kill Valkyrie #17, Phibian #2, and Kefka (just for the fun of it). Guardian #6 and Neo Cymek #4 on two seperate occassions also accidentally stepped on Dozer #7. Depa Billaba has taken Jedi Padawan #16 as her padawan learner. The Watchers are predicting a big season for both Neo and Trinity. TEAM has 2 balls in the draft lottery.

7 comments:

Ryan said...

TEAM is going to have a much harder mountain to climb in next year's season. They had an AMAZING draft this year, but I wouldn't expect a repeat of that, nor a repeat championship. The American League is way too strong, and I only see it getting stronger. Which in my opinion, spells bad news for TEAM.

Lickolas said...

I agree with Ryan except for that he left out the fact that the National League is going to be as good or better than the American league this season. I'm sure he just forgot to mention it.

Ryan said...

Um... yeah. I guess I just forgot.

No, seriously, I would have to agree with Nick in saying that the National League will have a much stronger presence this coming season. But I think they need a very good draft to do so.

Artifact said...

All I know is that the last line in the post is mistyped. It should read: "TEAM has 2 balls in his mouth"

Artifact said...

Oh yeah. I almost forgot...

NL Represent!

Josh the Commish said...

Good to hear from you Z.

Josh the Commish said...

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets has traded their Season 2 25th round pick and has loaned TEAM Adam Warlock for the Optional Tournament in exchange for Toad.