The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. The Right Wing

I have been appointed by my brethren Joshatu and Ryatu to watch the following Year 2, Week 10 Match: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. The Right Wing.

I look into the locker room of the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets. The Midgets are Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Link, Aayla Secura with Jedi Padawan #35, Mighty Mousette and Smurf #2.

Smurf #2: I’m going to kick me some Right Wing aaahhhhhhsssssshhhhh!

Stilgar: We must use our Arrakis background to our advantage! We need to win this match! The playoffs are at stake!!!

Link: Let’s do this!!!!

I look into the locker room of The Right Wing. The Right Wing is Silver Surfer, Sandstorm, Elite Stormtroopers #1 and 2, Quinlon Vos and Droid Fighter Ship #1.

Quinlon Vos: A strong Midget team stands before us!

Sandstorm: They will not stand before our ultimate victory and chance at the playoffs!

I transport the teams to the Jundland Wastes. . . .

Stilgar leads the charge for the Midgets. Fremen #52-56 follow their Fremen leader. Stilgar and Fremen #52-56 face off against Elite Stormtroopers #1 and 2, with confidence. Although Elite Stormtroopers #1 and #2 use their deadly DLT-19 heavy blaster rifles to kill Fremen # 53 and 56, the remaining Fremen and Stilgar swarm the Imperials and kill both Elite Stormtroopers #1 and #2. Droid Fighter Ship #1 uses its sensors to locate the skirmish and flies over the Fremen. The flying machine uses its lasers to pick off Fremen #54. Droid Fighter #1 then focuses on the remaining Dune characters. Before it has a chance to dispel of another Fremen, Mighty Mousette flies to the scene. Mousette uses her super-strength and abilities to destroy Droid Fighter Ship #1. The ship crashes into the sand below.

Aayla Secura and Jedi Padawan #35 meet Quinlon Vos. All Jedi ignite their lightsabers. Vos and Secura enter into an intense fight. Their skills are nearly even, but with Jedi Padawan #35, Vos has his hands full. After several minutes of blocking, parrying and striking, Vos manages to kill Padawan #35. As the Padawan crumples to the floor, Vos faces his old Padawan.

Vos: I am impressed Aalya. You have definitely come far in your training.

Secura: I am a Republic General as you are Vos. I also have the advantage of knowing how you fight since you trained me.

Vos: But did I train you to walk on the edge of the Dark Side too, Aayla?

With these words, Vos strikes at Secura in anger. The battle continues between the two Jedi. The two are focused on one another and Vos does not notice Smurf #2 behind him. Vos trips over Smurf #2. Infuriated that Smurf #2 actually got the better of the Jedi Master, Vos slices the creature in half. Smurf #2 has served his purpose though as the distraction allows enough time for Secura to gain ground on, and kill, her former master.

Sandstorm (in buggy mode) barrels into Fremen #52 and instantly kills him. Sandstorm then transforms into robot mode. His weapon focuses on Fremen #55. In another instant, Fremen #55 is killed. Before he can kill Stilgar, Mighty Mousette flies to the scene and picks him up. She flies him to safety with the remaining Midgets.

Link determines that Sandstorm is best defeated by hitting specified “weak points” by the remaining Midgets. He relates the information to Stilgar, Secura and Mousette. Stilgar will use his Fremen skills, Secura will use her lightsaber, Mousette will use her strength and Link will use his Master Sword. The three charge at the Transformer, leaving Link behind. As Link brings out his Master Sword, he looks at the situation again and believes he has an even better idea to destroy the Autobot. Before he is able to relay this information and join his teammates, he watches his body being ripped apart by the Silver Surfer’s power cosmic.

Stilgar, Secura and Mousette begin to attack Sandstorm at the specified points noted by Link. Before he is too badly damaged, Sandstorm manages to kill Stilgar and then transform from robot mode to helicopter mode. Secura grabs onto the helicopter’s strut as the Autobot takes to the air. Sandstorm is met by Mighty Mousette in the Jundland skies. Mousette manages to rip away pieces of Sandstorm. Sandstorm plummets from the air and crashes into the ground, crushing Secura. Sandstorm begins to transform into robot mode again. Mousette uses her super-powers (strength and speed) to destroy him. She turns around to see the Silver Surfer flying at her. The Surfer stops before her and does not say a word.

Mousette: Come on! Come on! Do IT! DO IT!

With the chiding of Mousette, Silver Surfer uses the power cosmic and destroys Mighty Mousette.

Midgets: All dead.

Right Wing: Silver Surfer alive.

THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!!