Week 3 Consolation Match #2: The Abomitrons vs. Better Than All of You

The Abomitrons are Joe Levine

Better Than All of You is Cobra Viper #1 & Dozer #4.

The second the match starts, Dozer #4 drowns. Cobra Viper #1 should have been more careful as the water was taller than his teammate. Joe sees this and just laugh’s.

“ You guys are still dumber than a box of unsharpened pencils,” Joe says as the Viper looks back at him with a look of total bewilderment.

“ Yeah, you guys never change” as Joe starts to talk the Viper pulls out his gun and starts to shoot at him. Joe quickly gets behind the tree next to the ditch, not that he really needed to find cover, as the Vipers aim is hysterically bad. Joe waits for a couple of minutes before he starts to launch snowballs at the Vipers face. This seems comical at first, but what the Viper didn’t realize is that there were large rocks in the middle of these balls.

The first couple balls miss the Viper, but the forth one hit the Viper directly in the face, making him wobble back a bit. Joe uses this momentary lapse in concentration to his advantage as he jumps past the tree and knocks the gun out of his hand. The Viper hits Joe in the face and knocks him to the ground. Unfortunately for the Viper though, he knocks Joe right next to the gun.

Joe then grabs the gun and shoots the Viper’s knees out. The Viper falls to the ground and begins to cry.

“ Oh my god, are you crying? This is so pathetic dude. You know what, I’m not going kill you with the gun.”

The Viper looks at Joe and says, “ Really?”

Joe looks at the Viper and says, “ No”. Joe shoots the Viper in the head about fifty times just to make sure. He laugh’s the entire time he is shooting him as well, which is actually pretty funny until you realize what he is doing. I mean, it’s still funny, but also just a bit sad. Anyways, Joe throws the gun down into the muddy water and walks on up to the house, hoping that Mike has a beer waiting for him inside.

The Abomitrons are Victorious!