Thursday, December 3, 2009

Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve


Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Bill Walsh & John McCain
Protected Roster
 
Ares: god of war
Galactus
Galactus’ herald (Nova)
Mace Windu
Apollo
Hercules
Sky Links (Dino-Bird & Lion)
Fin Fang Foom
Kup
Nazgul #2
Gimli
Cliffjumper
Mindwipe
Borath
(Beast Wars)Megatron
Grima Wormtongue
(movie)Scorpononk
Scorpononk
Lord Zarock (Scropononk’s Head)
Michael Vick
Barbarossa
Ajax
Jedi Knight #30A (formerly jedI Padawan #30
The Wonder Twins
Shao kahn
Daniel Larussa
Brandon Inge
Steel
Voldemort
Jack Bauer
Marv
Blanka
Citizen Steel
Uncle Sam
Drako Malfoy
Kaine
Beast Boy
Quills
Big BardaDexter (the dog)
Stargirl
STRIPES
Justin Oblak
Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano
Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5
Jade
Capt. AtomBlack Bolt
Medusa
Karnack
Gorgon
Triton
Crystal
Maximus the Mad
Lockjaw
Annihilus
Dr. Doomsday
The Matrix Ghost Twins
Peter Petrelli
Black Widow
Faith
Thundarr the Barbarian
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
 
Unprotected Roster
 
The Predicons
Dark JedI Master #11A & 12A, & 25A-37A (formerly Dark JedI #11 & 12, & 25-37)
Dark JedI Master #31-40
Nazgul #2’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #2’s Horse
Hrrm
Twisted Mentat #1
Kid Deadpool
Evil Dwarf #1-6
Junkeon #1-10
Nightsister Sith Witch #1, 3-6, & 8-19
Young JedI Knight #1-10
Samurai #1-19
Droideka #1-5
Mandalorian #1-5
Treasure Troll #25
Allosaurus #9 & 10
Balrog #1 & 2
Charlie Brown
Navy SEAL #45-50
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #14 & 15
Fremen #1-30
Red Dragon #11-22
Blue Dragon #1-12
Battle Droid #1-3
Adm. Starship
Adm. Starship’s laser cat
Nitro
Nitro’s laser cat
Ookla the Mok
Princess Ariel
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
 

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Jenna Jameson
Assistant Coach: Blue Wizard #1
(interim) Assistant Coach: Curtis Manning

Red Dragon #23-30
Blue Dragon #13-19
 
For a team that has spent their entire FFL career on the brink of making the play-offs they should benefit well from the expansion and their new division positioning (getting out of a division with TEAM & The Horsemen is something that just about anybody would look forward to). The Kennelz Dark Jedi’s have all become Dark Jedi Master’s; but the real story of force apprenticeship is JedI Knight #30A, who has just completed the trials after being trained by Senior JedI Master Mace Windu. Master Windu was very impressed with his Padawan and his ability to wield a light saber in the elusive form 7 style that very few JedI have ever mastered. The secretive Coach Oracle, reveals very little about what goes on in the locker room, and Assistants Walsh & McCain are pretty tight lipped as well, but we Watchers do know that mysterious deaths were dealt to Evil Dwarves #1, 3, & 5, Dark JedI Master #37, Young JedI Knight #8, and Samurai #12. With a good draft, you can look forward to seeing this team have a better season than they have ever had in the past.

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