Wednesday, December 2, 2009

TEAM


Interim Coaching staff: Fortress Maximus
Protected Roster
Superman
Unicron
Thor
Thunderstrike
Ragnarok
Set
He-Man
Galvatron
Seraph
Eddie Zacharski
Sarah Wilson
Laura Sroka
Amy Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Space Ghost
Luke Skywalker
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo-Cymek #1-15
Emerald Weapon
Sepiroth
Godzilla
Zilla
Hot Rod
Voltron
Streaks
Comet
God Emperor Leto II
Blaster
Blitzwing
Astrotrain
Mimmell
Leader 1
Yarael Poof
Depa Billaba
Max (Shining Force Leader)
The Combaticons
Samus
Bowser: King of Koopa
Gannon
Shockwave
Iron Hide
(movie)Iron Hide
Seaspray
Jango Fett
Max Ray
Treebeard
Cronos 
 
Unprotected Roster

Young Boba Fett
Jack Sparrow
Battle Cat
Orco
Suk Doctor #20
R2-D2
C-3P0
Joe Levine
Rewind
Eject
Steel Jaw
Ramhorn
The Shining Force (all 29 except the leader (Max)).
Mr. Myagi
Dr. Robotnik
Freddy Krueger
Ryan Poteracki
Ghanima Atreides
The Lady Jessica
Chani
N.S.-5 #23-31, 33-34
Jan
Jace
Blip
Ace Mcleod
Jackie Chan
Willow
Kefka
Ethan Hun t
General Thade
Futar #1-10
Neo-Cymek #16-20
Phibian #1-10
Bruce Lee
The Eagle
Val Kyrie #1-5
The Kurgan
General Maximus
King Randor
Cypher
No-ship Futar #1-3
Ultra Magnus
Mirage
Jazz
Bomber-Man
Ness
Wil-E. Coyote
The Roadrunner
Astaroth
Jack Lalane
Jared Pilkinton
Barney Rubble
Duncan Idaho Ghola #3
Billy Lee
Nyobi
Nightmare
John Wayne
Fred Baker
Mitsurgi
Cop-Tur
Power-Dasher car
Power-Dasher drill
Power-Dasher jet
Raindance
Grandslam
Cromedome
Stylor
Dirge
Swoop
Wheeljack
Bumblebee
Alpha Trion
Warpath
Reflector (Left, Middle, & Right)
Thrust
Teletran-1
Wreck-Gar
Junkeon #11 & 12
Perceptor
R.C.
Gold Bug
Lando Calrissean
Cybertronian Guardian #1-10
Sith Lord #6 & 7
Shark icon #47-50
Lord Katsumoto
John Thunder
Rex Charger
Dark Jedi Master #11
Jedi Master #32A (formerly Jedi Knight #32)
Jedi Knight #16A (formerly JedI Padawan #16)
Nien Numb
Depa Billaba
Battle Trap
Yarael Poof
Jake Rockwell
Evil Paul Atreides Ghola
Bashar Miles Teg Ghola
Duke Leto Atreides
Duke Paulus Atreides
Krang
Two-Face
Apeface
Spasma
Tlielaxlu Master #3-10
Shimmell
The Oracle
Mr. Spock
Mother Brain
Practice Squad (The Legion of Doom)
Head Coach: Griffin Poteracki
Assistant Coaches: Bloodwind & Hector
 
Mike Sroka
Mimmell
Pete Sosa
Nathan Storey
Shaun Poteracki
Adolf Hitler
Richard Zacharski
Mike Genet
Samwise Gamgee
Frodo Baggins
Bill the Pony
Tlielaxlu Master #1 & 2
Jimmy Olsen
Lois Lane
Val Kyrie #6-20


Making it to the league finals would be considered a successful season for just about any other team, but not TEAM. When you have been one of the top teams in the entire FFL since day 1, the only thing that makes them content is hoisting the Universe Bowl trophy. TEAM, along with their inter-division rival The Horsemen of Apokolips are still considered to be possibly the two best teams in all of Fantasy Fantasy, not to mention the standard-bearers of the most anticipated match of the season, when they square off in Week 6 for 2500 points. TEAM and The Horsemen have battled with each other more than any 2 teams in all of FFL, but their matches are always exciting bloodbaths. Futar #5 & 6, & No-Ship Futar #1 were all stepped on by either Godzilla or Zilla at some point during the year, while Val Kyrie #4 & 6, and Phibian #8 were all killed in some of Ethan “those that can’t do teach” Hunt’s rigorous training exercises which have kept all of TEAM on their feet since the very beginning of Season 1. Mimmell unfortunately died twice this year while trying along with The Tlielaxlu Masters and their massive genetic breeding program to birth a clone of TEAM’s #1 star Superman. Despite their past failures they have by no means given up hope on this plan, but do to their complicated gender reversal technology (displayed last year, in their creation of Shimmell). They were successful, with the birth of She-Man a genetic clone of He-Man with 2 X chromosomes. She-Man has much to learn as far as getting used to her surroundings, but she has displayed many of the same strength and fighting abilities that made the original He-Man so famous.

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

Although it went unmentioned in the story, it is worth noting that the training of Charlie Poteracki has already begun, and they are preparing to do the same with Shannon & Jared's twins once they are born.