Monday, January 11, 2010

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Em-Effers

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Elrond, Dementor #17, Dark Jedi Master #1, Amazon #11, Droideka #9, & Astro-Droid #11 & 12.
The Em-Effers are Rabban Harkonen, Amazon #26 & 30, Uruk Hai #31 & 32, Battle Droid #19 & 21, & Ski Bum.
 
Elrond leads his team out of the upper floor members only bar after a couple of cups of Christmas cheer and decides that he is going to camp out next to the double door entrance to the upper level rentable hall, which like most years is empty. He believes that his team will be better off if they maintain the high ground and try to attack their opponents as they come up the stairway. “What was that” Amazon #11 asks of her team as she hears a faint beep. Just then the elevator doors open and Rabban and his team (several of whom, including himself were at one point Horsemen and are eager for some pay back after being dropped from the Championship team). In all the excitement Astro-Droid #12 falls down the stairs and is destroyed by the fall, but the rest of Elrond’s strike force jumps into action. Rabban’s team takes cover behind the wall next to the elevator but The Horsemen go on the offensive. Dementor #17 flies in and consumes Amazon #26, while Amazon #11 proves to Amazon #30 why she was selected to stay on the team by demonstrating her superior fighting skills and defeating her fellow Amazon in one on one combat. Droideka #9 rolls into action and instantly makes short work of the 2 Battle Droids and Uruk Hai #31. Ski Bum follows the direct order from the Beast Rabban and jumps down the stairs to finish off the fallen Astro-Droid, while Rabban pulls out his dagger and charges The Horsemen. Rabban is an extremely fierce fighter but he looks clumsy as Elrond dodges his advances and then runs him thru with his Elven Sword while Dark Jedi Master #1 is force choking Uruk Hai #32 to death. Ski Bum is no coward, but he knows when he is beat and as the last surviving member attempts to run away, but The Dark Jedi Master force pushes him into the wall above the couch and holds him there while the Droideka blasts him to pieces.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

3 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Oops, I forgot that Miss Piggy was on The Horsemen as well. I guess she was in the women's bathroom on the lower lever powdering her snout. Good thing they didn't need her.

Ryan said...

Did both Astro-Droids die on my team?

Josh the Commish said...

No, just the one.