Week 2: TEAM vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

TEAM is Barracuda, Aqua-Mariner, Superboy, Sharkticons #47-48, James Pond, Phibian #1, Jack LaLanne, and Mike Sroka.

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Star Sapphire #1, Indigo Lantern #2, Zombie Silver Dragon #2, NS-5 #35-36, Dr. Impossible, Squirtle, Air Zonk, Kermit the Frog, Ewok Baby #1-2, and Mogwai #1-2.

Barracuda and Aqua-Mariner lead TEAM’s newly beefed up water force into battle against National League members, The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets. They are instantly put under attack by Zombie Silver Dragon #1, who is breathing, more like coughing up fire balls at TEAM. Superboy is ordered to take care of the problem and flies right through the decaying dragon’s head, finally ending its miserable existence. Several members of both teams have found refuge from the freezing waters on a nearby glacier. Squirtle and James Pond attack each other with a lot more ferocity than you’d expect. James Pond tries to ensnare Squirtle with several bubbles, but Squirtle pops them all with various water blasts. The water splashes all over Ewok Babies #1 and 2 and Mogwai #1 and #2 while then hide behind a piece of the glacier. But before this can prove to be useful, since the water is so cold it’s impeding the duplication period for the new Mogwais, Sharkticons #47 and #48 eat both of them, as well as Squirtle and James Pond. Air Zonk, along with NS-5s #35 and #36 attack the two rampaging Sharkticons. The NS-5s leap up onto Sharkticon #47 and start punching holes in it. Air Zonk flies around and pulls the tail off of Sharkticon #48 and uses it like a flail. Air Zonk slams it into the jaw of Sharkticon #48 and crushes its teeth. And with a couple more hits, Air Zonk is able to kill the Sharkticon. Then Sharkticon #47 grabs a hold of NS-5 #36 and bites it in half. Air Zonk flies over to help NS-5 #35 against the remaining Sharkticon, but Jack LaLanne shows up and breaks the neck of Air Zonk. This allows the Sharkticon to finish off the NS-5. Dr. Impossible then shows up and attacks Jack. They wrestle into the water and Jack is able to challenge Dr. Impossible to a swimming race, shackled of course. Dr. Impossible accepts the challenge, knowing that he will be able to just escape out of the shackles a kill the old man. Once they are both shackled, Phibian #1 and Mike Sroka come out from behind some ice and bludgeon Dr. Impossible to death with some large ice chunks. “Ok Mike, you’re plan worked, let’s go have that race,” Jack LaLanne says to Sroka. Kermit the Frog leaps up onto Phibian #1 in a valiant attempt, but he is simply outmatched, and is killed. Star Sapphire #1 and Indigo Lantern #2 have teamed up to uses their powers in unity. They first take aim on Sharkticon #47 and destroy the Transformer. But they are then faced with the challenge of fighting Barracuda, Aqua-Mariner and Superboy. Barracuda and Aqua-Mariner both use their control over the water to cause the largest wave the Earth has ever seen which engulfs the two Brotherhood members. Barracuda then dives underwater, grabs a hold of Indigo Lantern #2’s staff and drives in into his chest. Aqua-Marine dives under as well and uses his grappling trident to end the life of Star Sapphire #1. “Was that really necessary?” asks Superboy after the display of savagery. “You can’t argue with results,” scoffs Barracuda.

TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!