Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

Consolation matches week 2

Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Team SP

Alice's Wonder Team: is Goblin #5-8.
SP is Norman Rockwell, Biff Tannon (w/ a red lightsaber), & Compsognathous #50.


The goblins lay in wait in the basement fighting amongst themselves over who will get to eat what on their enemies.

The Compy sprints down the stairs, bouncing off the wall, leaping over the arm of the couch and pecking at Goblin #5
Goblins 6 7 and 8 wrestle the miniature dinosaur away from their teammate but not in time to save him from the loss of blood caused by the bites inflicted by the tiny menace. The remaining goblins snap the dinosaur's neck and consider whether they should cook it, or goblin #5 first.

While they are bickering over the cooking order and recipe Biff Tannon charges them with his lightsaber. They leap at him and Goblins 7 and 8 are cut down. Goblin 6 manages to scratch out Biff's eyes. Biff, Flailing around in pain, throws his lightsaber away.

The weapon rolls to the feet of none other than 20th century painter Norman Rockwell.

Norman quietly and gently rests his pipe on the ground, he picks up the silver weapon and switches it on.

"Be prepared... that's the boyscout motto." he says with grim determination. The blade shimmers in the air as he squares off against goblin #6. "I'm going to paint this room with your blood you foul creature."

With that, the painter used his painting background to make shallow cuts in the goblin, sending sprays of blood everywhere.

When the dust had settled, there was a message artfully written in blood on the walls.

"Team SP is Victorious!"

Biff Tannen and Norman Rockwell survive.