Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Built Ford Tough

Consolation Match, Week 2.

Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Built Ford Tough


The Bullies are Force Adept #3 & Separatist Commando #1.
Built Ford Tough is Indiana Jones.

Force Adept #3 and Separatist Commando #1 spend hours setting up an elaborate gauntlet of booby traps in the house starting with an exploding lightbulb in the kitchen, a detonator rigged in the back yard heater to blow the propane tank when the sliding door is opened, a trio of hairspray cans in the microwave and a timer set to begin as soon as the side door opens. Even a loose stair on the way to the basement to send the aging Indy falling to his death.

Indy makes his way up the driveway and decides which way to enter the house.

If you'd like him to enter the front door, Proceed to section A.
If you'd like him to enter the side door, Proceed to section B.
If you'd like him to sneak around back and try to get in the sliding door, Proceed to section C.

Section A.
Indy sets his jaw, straightens his hat and heads in through the front door.
The Adept and the Commando are sitting, backs to the door, giggling to eachother.

"This is going to be great!" says the commando, "This guy isn't going to know what hit him."
At that Indy comes crashing through the door, the door strikes the force adept in the back of the head, killing him instantly,
The commando wheels on him and fires, missing, because we know that commandos have terrible aim. Indy pulls his revolver and puts one right between the eyes of the commando.

Section B.
Indy opens the side door and slips in quietly, he heads down the stairs, hits the loose step, flails and goes ass over tea-kettle down the stairs. He rolls to a stop and checks himself for injuries 2 broken hips and a sprained wrist....

The Commando and the adept come flying through the kitchen to observe the result of their clever trap, forgetting about the cans of hairspray sitting in the microwave, the resulting blast kills them both.

Section C.
Indy sneaks around the back of the house, he immediately notices the trap on the heater, raiders style. He uses his whip to snap the line leading from the side door handle to the back yard heater. The heater explodes, sending shrapnel flying through the living room, killing the two Bullies instantly.

No matter what happened, Built Ford Tough is Victorious!