Monday, April 4, 2011

season 4 Week 5: Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers vs Oblivio


Griffin’s Dope Fiends are:

Ultra Magnus ,Techno destructo, Bozzo destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor ,Johnny rotten in an imperial shuttle, Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring),Eeth Koth, Kingdom Come Superman , Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Caira the Old strong, Atlas, Magik, Yondu, Yellow jacket, Maj. Vance Astro in a B-Wing, Nikki, Charlie-27, Martinex, Star hawk, Aleta, Hellion, Lackki, Black Lantern Al Dog.

Oblivio is:

Krona,Kyle Rayner - Parallax (Yellow Entity), Eowyn - The Predator (Violet Entity), Aleta One w/Green Lantern Ring - Adara (Blue Entity), Predator #46 - Proselyte (Indigo Entity), Sith Lord #17 "Darth Void" - The Butcher (Red Entity), Mon Starr - Ophidian (Orange Entity), Micah Jiett - Ion (Green Entity), Space Godzilla, Captain Marvel II, Black Lantern Wonder Woman, Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Jet Jaguar, Heavy, Chucky w/Yellow Lantern Ring and Red Lightsaber

In space: no one can hear GWAR scream.

Unfortunately for all involved, that's not exactly true. They’re on board an Imperial Shuttle and somehow Johnny Rotten figured out how to use the wings of the shuttle as speakers. The sound waves pummel Jet Jaguar and Heavy, sending them spinning into Space Godzilla. The two are killed as Space Godzilla swats at them to protect himself.
The combined power of Paralax Kyle and Black Lantern Kyle proves to be too much for Black Lantern Al Dog who is impaled on a giant yellow needle construct filled with sticky black lantern energy.

Predator #49 and Xenomorph #53 put aside their differences and approach Kingdom Come Superman who has a plan. He Hurls the two alien creatures at Space Godzilla’s back... The Xenomorph shatters on impact splashing hissing acid on the giant lizard. The predator’s crumpled body did not handle the impact well either, splashed with acid, and barely functional the predator triggers his self destruct mechanism. He laughs as the countdown finishes and he explodes, removing Space Godzilla’s head.

Chucky squares off with Terminator # 39 he tries using his yellow ring on the machine but the terminator does not know fear so the ring is powerless against him. Chucky, luckily, has a lightsaber that cuts through the metal endoskeleton of the terminator as if passing through air.

Chucky is gloating over his victory over the metal meathead and he never sees Vance’s approach. The pilot slams his b-wing into the doll shattering his plastic head and sending him spiraling into space.

At this point, Caira the Old strong, Atlas, Yondu, Aleta, Starhawk, Magik, and Yellow jacket all square off against the Entity possessed members of Oblivio.
Aleta and Aleta square off against eachother. Starhawk tries to step in but he is immediately killed by a green ring blast from Aleta One. Aleta succumbs to the power of the blue entity and is convinced that the only way for there to be peace is for her to fly into the nearest star, which she does.
The other entities make quick work of Caira, atlas, Yondu, Magik and Yellow Jacket.

Meanwhile Black Lantern Wonder Woman has grabbed the nose of Vance’s B-Wing and is using the ship as a war club. The Ship slams into Nikki, Lackki, Martinex and Hellion. And the engines begin to overload from the damage.

Black Lantern Wonder Woman hurls the disabled ship into Kingdom Come Superman where it explodes. Killing nearby Krona and Hellion who were trading blows.

Superman flies out of the wreckage and is confronted by the entities. The combined might of the full spectrum of the entities makes quick work of the aging superhero, compressing his internal organs until they explode.

The Entities then converge on the space ship that is belching out horrific sound. Bozzo Destructo claims "Don't worry I know a few maneuvers." and then slams into Eeth Koth and Nightmare killing them both. The ship attempts to make the jump to light speed but the entities are simply too fast, they dismantle the ship while the drives are spooling up leaving the band members floating in the vacuum of space, their blood boils quickly and the last sound that they emit is the squish of their eyes popping like fleshy bubble wrap.

Despite the loss of Krona, Jet Jaguar, Heavy and Chucky,
Oblivio is Victorious!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

Cool match Mike!! Good win Teresa!!