Sunday, April 24, 2011

TEAM Vs. Logical Genocide

TEAM is Justice Legion Alpha Superman, Mon El, Michael Demiurgos, The Power Dashers: Car, Jet, and Drill, The Shining Force: Max, Gort, Luke, Tao, Domingo, Diane, Torre, Khris, Gong, Ken, Mae, Zylo, Hanzou, and Musashi, and Jedi Councilman #2.

Logical Genocide is Sandworm #11, Neo-Cymek #18, Bane (w/ the hellfire gun), Goro (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Nadira, Iron Patriot, The Champion of the Universe, Tom Brady (w/ a Frem Kit), Black Dragon #11, Dementor #8, & Warwolf #1.


"I can't believe they are making us fight on Easter" Tom Brady says to Nadira as she rubs up on his manly and dreamy still-suit covered chest. Nadira replies with: "Yeah, but you are used to it. You big tough football players always have to play on holidays. As far as I am concerned you are both The Champion of The Universe and The Iron Patriot. Not these other two clowns on our squad". "You know it girl" Tom says as he brushes away his Bieber-do. The Iron Patriot and The Champion of The Universe choose not to engage in this conversation, due to two reasons. The first being that they are not Randy Moss, and the second being that they see the oncoming burst of Geonosis Sand rushing towards them which means that TEAM is not wasting any time in getting this Easter Sunday Match underway. There is very little room to duck and cover in the wide open desert, so the two squads instantly clash with one another. Michael Demiurgos is confronted with The Champion of The Universe and decides that his title is an appropriate one. Demiurgos then allows himself to be defeated by The Champion, but as he exits this plane of existence he decides to take Dementor #8 with him, due to the fact that he sees no purpose why such a dark being should be in existence (especially on Easter). The Jedi Councilman draws his lightsaber and leaps into battle with The Iron Patriot, while Max leads The Shining Force against Bane, Tom Brady, The Black Dragon, and The Warwolf. The Power Dashers attempt to triple team Neo-Cymek #18 (Ed), while Mon El squares off against The Champion of The Universe and Kal Kent is double-teamed by Nadira and Yellow Lantern Goro. Pitched battles ensue all-around and the sands become stirred down to the planet's ancient rock beds with furious displays of power. The Jedi Councilman manages to do a significant amount of damage to Iron Patriot's left side, but Norman Osborne fights through the technical difficulties and sends a rocket through the head of the master of the force. The Warwolf bites through the head of Khris (Chipmunk) but is then hit by two quick Gladiatorial attacks from Luke and Gort (Mayonais and Thor). Black Dragon #11 rips through the ranks of The Shining Force, biting in half Torre (Yoda) at the torso and spraying Gong, Ken, and Mae (Nick, Ryan, and Joan Jett) with its acid breath, but The Black Dragon can no longer fight, once Hanzou successfully casts Desoul on the dragon. Tom Brady quickly evades the claws of Zylo (Bad Hair Day) and then uses his crysknife to stab the werewolf up under the chin (like a true Fremen would (to minimize blood loss)). The Power Dashers seem to be gaining an upper hand over the much larger Neo-Cymek; but it proves futile as the enormous Sandworm #11 makes its first appearance of the match and crushes all four of the metal monstrosities beneath its underbelly. Bane manages to simultaneously blast Mayonais (Luke) with his gun of pure Hellfire while he is using his drug enhanced muscles to crush Luke’s partner Thor (Gort). Despite Bane’s seemingly easy victory over two of The Shining Force’s most formidable opponents, his reign is ended by Tao who uses her cursed Demon Rod to cast Blaze Level Four on the Batman villain. This stunning attack takes out Bane for good. The Iron Patriot comes in and despite his previous damage is able to take out the magic point reduced Tao (Carli!!!). Carli!!! is then quickly avenged by Max, who’s Chaos Breaker easily rips through Iron Patriot’s armor. Max, then begins to rally what is left of the depleted Shining Force, when the massive Sandworm once again comes crashing through the Geonosis Dunes. Domingo throws every bit of his Freeze powers at The Sandworm, but it is to no avail as Shai Halud painlessly devours Max (Josh), Domingo (Mogie), Musashi (Luigie), and Mac Dad (Hanzou). The wormsign that the Sandworm is leaving in the dunes tells all who know the ways of the desert that the worm is traveling far from this area, which heeds well for TEAM. TEAM gains another upper hand, when Kal Kent, despite his double team manages to take out Goro, by blasting through the yellow energy aura he had created himself as well as the protection of his four muscular arms to break the half-man, half-dragon’s neck. Nadira and Kal Kent, as well as Mon El and The Champion of The Universe all begin furiously pounding on each other about twenty feet off of the ground when Tom Brady scrambles away from the scene. The Michigan Man sees that his two teammates are holding their own against the two TEAMmates, but he doubts that they will be able to continue to match the powers of the two Kryptonians. he knows not what the exact outcome of his actions will bring while he is doing it, but he also knows that it could be his squads only chance for victory. He plants his Fremen Thumper in the ground to call back his team’s mighty sandworm, and then heads for the nearest rock outcropping that he can find. Sure enough, the thumper works as designed, and the worm comes crashing back out of the sand, mere moments after the thumper is planted. The Sandworm swallows all four of the battling super-beings, but none of them stop battling each other for a second. No mere mortal could stay alive within the belly of a sandworm, but these four all survive the process and the battle continues. The worm dives back into the sand and begins to go crazy as the insides of the worm are heavily disrupted by the battle within its belly. The worm begins to travel as fast as possible and then continues to dive deeper and deeper into the sand; until the worm hits the hardened fossilized center of the planet, which is Geonosis. The worm crushes itself by crashing so hard spewing the poisonous blood, that the Bene Gesserit refer to as the water of life. As powerful as the four competitors within the belly of the worm are, none of them have the ability to transmutate the substance and they are all killed by the power of the deceased Shai Halud. Kal Kent’s very last act is to send a mental message to his TEAMmate and fellow Kryptonian, saying sarcastically: “It’s to bad we don’t have a “God-Emperor” on our TEAM that can control these damn sandworms“. High above the ground Tom Brady feels a mix of regret and success as the sole survivor of his squad, knowing that he had no choice in committing this act of logical genocide.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!

2 comments:

Krisatu said...

Holy. S**t. I beat TEAM.

I'm honestly shocked by this.

Wow.

Nice match Ed.

Ryan said...

Nice job Krisatu. That's what TEAM gets for taking you lightly.