Sunday, June 12, 2011

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are Larry Koopa and Storm Trooper #49.

Alice's Wonder Team is Vampire #5.


“This team sucks... Get it”? Storm Trooper #49 says to his teammate Larry. Larry starts giggling uncontrollably from this awesome pun and then says: “You think that was funny check this out”. Larry then lifts up his tail and lets a “Shellacious” fart out like only a giant reptile can. “Oh... DANG! Nice Koopa-toot Lar-bo”. Let’s see if I can top that. Jack the Storm-Trooper vibrates a killer one inside his suit and says: “Oh crap, I think I just dumped in my Kevlar dawg, it‘s a good thing I keep a half roll of toilet paper in my thermal detonator holder”. Larry Koopa waves his hand in front of his face and giggles out the words: “What a wonderful smell you’ve discovered”. Vampire #5 begins to slowly approach when Larry starts to throw down some pre-match convo. “Sup vamps, jeez between your skin and his suit, I feel like I forgot about the all white dress code”. Not even the slap-happy Storm Trooper laughs at this crack. The Vampire then informs them that: “It is a shame that us vampires don’t have to sleep, because that little comedy bit you two just tried to pull seemed like the ultimate insomnia cure“. “You’re face is the ultimate insomnia cure” says Jack the Storm Trooper. The vampire retorts: “Your Mom didn’t have a problem with my face when it was sucking on her neck last night”. The trooper says: “I don’t have a mom, me and the test-tube I was born in share yours”. “Ooooh. Sick burn”. Larry says to back up his armored homie. At this moment, the bell rings and Larry yells: “LIGHT THIS TURKEY UP BRO-HAM”! The Trooper starts firing wildly, but the vampire moves out of the way to swiftly. The two super-kitties can barely see the vampire as he moves amazingly quickly around the steel caged ring. The vampire spin kicks the blaster out of the trooper’s hands and then jumps on to the back of Larry Koopa. The vampire begins squeezing the life out of Larry, while he digs his teeth into the youngest son of Bowser’s neck. The Storm Trooper shoves the vampire off of Larry with all of his might, but as the vampire falls to the ground a huge chunk of lizard flesh comes flying off the now dead body of Larry Koopa. The trooper makes a mad dash to the corner of the ring in an attempt to pick up his blaster, but Vampire #5 back-flips back up into position and gets to the storm trooper before he can pick up the gun. The Trooper turns to fight, but the vamp just delivers one well-aimed powerful punch to the head of the storm trooper which shatters his helmet and cracks his neck.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!

2 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

After Life Alice got the red lightsaber.

Lickolas said...

Very funny