"Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

"You'll never ever see me wearing Urban Outfitters ever ever again" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & "Good Luck Randall Terry; you have about as much chance against me as the Murderflies did against us last week" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's are President Barack Obama, Earth Superman w/hybrid K Kryptonite, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, Optimus Prime, Buffy Summers w/Blue Lightsaber, Tlaloc (Cymek) w/Red Lantern Ring, Norma Cenva w/Green Lantern Ring, Luminara Unduli w/Blue Lantern Ring, Barress Offee, Dex-Starr, Fatality, Taa, Bryan Beckman(lax) w/Yellow Lantern Ring, Mandolarian Armor, Mrs.Doubtfire's Dress, & Red & Blue Lightsabers, Dante (Cymek), Xerxes (Cymek), Crew of Icarus 2: Robert Capa, Mace, Cassie, Corazon, Harvey, Searle, Trey & Kaneda, Movie Devastator: Demolisher, Mix Master, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, High Tower & Scrapper, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, Dr. Fate, Ginny Weasley, Lady Gaga w/Sith Lavorauk, Willow Rosenberg, Suspiria Witch Coven: Helena Markos (Head Witch), Madame Blanc & Miss Tanner, Mary Marvel, Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, The Herculoids: Zandar, Tarra, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloop, & Gleep, Kaja Sinis, Venom, Ransack, Barrage, Chop Shop, Lazarus Long in a F-35 Fighter, Vorian Atreides and Astro Droid #19 in a Z-95 Headhunter, Zombie Maxima, Dr. Doom, T-3 Terminator, Judah Ben-Hur on a Horse, Dora w/Green Lightsaber, Lyra Belaqua w/Pantalamion & Will Perry w/Kirjava on the Intention Craft, and Ewok Baby #5.



The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Mr. Mxyztlpk, Magneto, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, X-23, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Set, He-Man w/ Battle Cat, Gamera, Smart Grimlock, Ganthet w/ a green lantern ring, Sayd, Lar Fleeze, The Leprechaun, Twincast w/ Decibel, Legout, Zombie (movie) Frenzy, Black Lantern Rumble, and Black Lantern Laserbeak, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, and Blip, Saeese Tiin & R.O.B. The Robot in a Jedi V-Wing, Nightwing & Red Robin (Tim Drake) in The Thunder Machine, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Tri-eye, Bleez, Blue Lantern #1, Indigo Lantern #2, Star Sapphire #2, Mighty Mouse, Usagi Yojimbo, Space Usagi, Jotaro, Tom Bombadil, Psylocke, Titanus, Baby Wolverine, and Zombie Ewok #4.

In the Commandos’ War Room, President Barack Obama, Dr. Doom, Dr. Fate, Spider-Man and Bryan Beckerman have been closely following the events of this year’s Second Round of the FFL Playoffs. President Obama is intensely listening to the voice on the other end of his telephone, “Do we have conformation on that? We do? Alright, thank you,” he says as he hangs the phone up. “Well, it’s official. What we saw is in fact true. Both Superman and Supergirl have fallen. Becks turns to Spidey and they fist bump (and blow it up) in celebration of this news. “Wait, what was that?” asks Dr. Doom as he points to another monitor. “There. Zoom in. Is that… it is! The Incredible Hulk is no more!” Doom says. “Awwww yeah!!” Beckerman exclaims. “Everyone calm down. This will only matter if we can defeat the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets. Now let’s get going and end their tyranny… Because that’s what this cabinet does!”

As the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets prepare for this epic encounter (one that SHOULD have been talked about just as much as TEAM vs. the Horsemen), their locker room is all a buzz about the previous battles as well. “Dude, did you see what Voldemort did to Oblivio?! Man he tore through them like it ain’t no thang!” Black Lantern Rumble says to Superboy. “Yeah I did. What about Galactus sacrificing himself to wipe out all of Spectrum entities?! That was insane!” Conner Kent replies. Over in the corner, He-Man and Space Ghost both have very depressed looks on their faces. “Hey guys, I know that Superman was your teammate for a long time, but you’re part of the Brotherhood and we still have a Superman of our own to kill here. So knock it off!” Nightwing says to his compatriots. Space Ghost turns to Dick Grayson, now with anger in his eyes, but He-Man calms him down and says, “No, Space Ghost. He’s right. Let’s take care of the Commandos and show everyone in the League exactly why we have one of these!” He-Man points to their FFL Championship rings they got in Season One as part of TEAM.

Both teams enter the city of the Playoff Planet as this battle is underway. Lady Gaga, who is outfitted in her meat dress, pulls out her Sith Lavorauk and attacks Baby Wolverine. The tiny mutant dodges her attack and slices her weapon in half. Zombie Ewok #4 then leaps from the light post he was perched on and savagely begins to tear away at the singer’s tasty outfit. The half dead fur ball chomps down on Lady Gaga’s face and pulls it off. “Dang bub, you took her face…off,” Baby Wolverine says. “Gggrrrrr, hiiissss,” Zombie Ewok #4 growls back as he continues to devour Gaga. “Vile creature!” yells Judah Ben-Hur as he rides in on his horse and slices the head off of Zombie Ewok #4, sending him to the graveyard. He then kicks Baby Wolverine away and into the duo of Gloop and Gleep from the Herculoids. Baby Wolverine tries to slash and slice his way out of the gelatinous creatures, but to no avail and is suffocated by them. “Awww, you shouldn’t have done that to me drinkin’ buddy,” says the Leprechaun as he sneaks around a fire hydrant and zaps Ben-Hur in the back with some magic, killing both him and his horse. The Leprechaun laughs hysterically to himself, but in doing so, does not see the battle hardened Dora come up and out of the manhole in the street. She ignites her lightsaber and lops the Leprechaun’s head off. “Muy bueno! You’re pot of gold is soooo mine!” she says. But very shortly after this statement, Dora is fried by a blast of orange energy. “No!! It’s mine!!!!!” screams Larfleeze. “All mine!!”

The Commandos’ magic crew of the Suspiria Witch Coven, Dr. Fate, Ginny Weasley, and Willow Rosenberg are being led by Harry Potter into the thick forest area. “Did you hear that singing?” Ginny asks her husband Harry. But before Harry can answer his wife, he sees her blasted by a bolt of magic. The Suspiria Witch Coven is then all vaporized by a trio of magic bolts as well. Tom Bombadil leaps out from the bushes and fires several more shots of magic, but they are deflected by Willow and Dr. Fate. Harry rushes to Ginny’s side as Willow and Dr. Fate battle the powerful Middle Earth being. “Harry… I’m cold,” Ginny says. “Shhh, save your strength. I have you, Vulnera Sanentur, Vulnera Sanentur, Vulnera Sanentur,” Harry chants, trying to heal his wife. “It’s…no…use… please Harry,” Ginny coughs. “No I can’t lose you here! You know that this could be my final match! I may not be there back in locker room after this battle!” Harry yells as tears are streaming down his face. He chants louder, “Vulnera Sanentur!! Vulnera Sanentur!! Vulnera Sanentur!!” Harry tightly holds his wife’s body as it goes limp. He kisses her on her forehead as the tears continue to flow. “Harry!!! We need your help! He is too strong for us!” yells Dr. Fate. Tom Bombadil then hits the distracted Dr. Fate with a kill shot of magic which cause the wearer of the Helm of Nabu in anguish. Harry Potter then gently places Ginny’s body on the ground. His grip on his wand is tight with vengeance on his mind. Harry stands up and yells “Willow GET DOWN!!!!” Willow leaps out of the way as Harry lets loose. “SECTUMSEMPRA!!!” Tom Bombadil is then slashed multiple times by an invisible sword, blood spurts from his body. Potter is unrelenting, “CRUCIO!!! SECTUMSEMPRA!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” And with that final incantation, Tom Bombadil explodes in a burst of magic. Harry Potter drops to his knees, panting in exhaustion. Willow gets back to her feet and tries to console Harry. “Willow…leave me. I will be fine. My journey is not yet complete,” he says. Willow tries to reason with him, but when she looks into his eyes, she knows that there is no changing his mind right now.

Out in the Arctic area, the Cymeks are teaming up on Omega Supreme, but the Autobot gets some unusual aid courtesy of Thundercracker and Skywarp. The two Decepticon Seekers swoop in and unload laser blasts that rip through Dante’s massive robot form. Omega Supreme then grabs a hold of Xerxes with his claw hand and blows a hole right through the Cymek with his cannon arm. Thundercracker and Skywarp swing around to do another pass targeting Tlaloc this time. However, they are unprepared for Tlaloc’s Red Lantern ring and are blown out of the sky by his red energy. “Weaponry: Surprising. Effectiveness: Irrelevant.” Omega bellow as he unleashes a power blast that rips the Red Lantern ring off of Tlaloc’s being. He then uses brute force to send Tlaloc to the graveyard. “Alright guys. We are only going to have one shot at this,” says Kaneda as he captains the Icarus II. “Ugh, I hate this plan,” Cassie responds as she pilots it right for Omega Supreme. “Doesn’t matter Cassie. This is our only option,” says Mace. Kaneda then orders Robert Capa to arm the stellar bomb. Cassie flies the Icarus II right into the back of Omega Supreme which causes the stellar bomb to explode and kill the Autobot and everyone on board.

Back in the city, Earth 2 Superman flies in away from his own team and into the heart of the Brotherhood stronghold. This would normally be a futile attempt of bravado, but Kal-L is wielding a piece of Hybrid K Kryptonite. Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, X-23, Psylocke, and Magneto all drop to the ground in excruciating pain from the Hybrid K. Dooku tries to Force push it away, but Earth 2 Superman’s grip is too strong. He takes it and cracks Asajj Ventress in the mouth, killing her on impact. Kal-L then picks Count Dooku up and holds the glowing rock in his face, causing the Sith Lord to scream out in agony as he dies. There is then a red/blue blur that whips by and snatches the Hybrid K from Earth 2 Superman’s hand. “Thanks, I’ll be taking this Old Man,” Superboy says as he rockets out into space. Earth 2 Superman leaps up and flies after him, but Superboy is faster than “the Old Man.” Conner launches the Hybrid K into the sun, where it disintegrates. Now that the Hybrid K is gone, Magneto, Psylocke, X-23, Jan and Jace regain their strength and get back to their feet. This is just in time, because the Deluxe Insecticons fly in to attack the trio of mutants. “Your forms are very appropriate… Insects.” Magneto arrogantly says as he uses his mastery of magnetism to rip all four Transformers apart before they can mount an offensive. A near by building is then utterly destroyed and knocked over by the lumbering Movie Devastator who is coming straight for the trio. Magneto sighs and says “Will this team ever learn?” He raises his hand to pull apart Movie Devastator but without warning has a pair of lightsaber blades stick out from his chest. “Yeah, actually. We do,” Bryan Beckerman whispers in Magneto’s ear as the mutant drops to the ground. “Dude Spidey! Did you see that?!” Becks exclaims. Spider-Man swings in and does the ESPN Top Ten noise “Dun nuh nuh dun nuh nuh” to his teammate. But this elation is short lived as X-23 drives her claws right into Bryan’s head and sends him to graveyard. Spider-Man then leaps into action and David Lee Roth kicks both X-23 and Psylocke to the ground. He quickly picks up Beck’s red and blue lightsabers and drives them into both girls’ chests. “Oh yeah. I just did that,” Spider-Man says to the two dead mutants. There is then a large shadow that casts itself over the city. “Ok... what is that?!” Spider-Man looks up to see Set emerging from the middle of the city. Spidey swings off to rejoin his Head Coach. The enormous seven headed serpent wastes no time making a large impact on this already intense battle. One of the heads uses its cosmic fire breath to melt Movie Devastator into a lump of slag as the other six devour all of the Herculoids. Dex-Starr and Taa both team up and sacrifice their final deaths to fly directly into the mouth of one of the heads, and blowing it up in the process. Black Lantern Optimus Prime then barrels down the road, side by side with Optimus Prime. They both burst up off of the road and into their robot forms. Black Lantern Optimus uses his Black Lantern ring to fly up to another one of the heads of Set. Together they concentrate all their firepower on it and explode another one. But they too are consumed by another head of Set. Head Coach Obama, Dr. Doom, Spider-Man, and Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley have all retreated behind the smoldering pile of metal that was once Movie Devastator. Willow Rosenberg soon makes her way over and joins them. “Willow where is the rest of your team?” asks Obama. “Only Harry and I survive.” “Where is Potter?!” Obama exclaims. “Uh sir, look,” Spider-Man says as he points to the top of the highest building in the city. Harry Potter has flown, courtesy of his Quidditch broomstick, to the roof of the skyscraper. “YOU WILL NOT KEEP ME FROM SEEING MY WIFE AGAIN MONSTER!!!” yells Harry. He then points his wand at Set and lets out a series of “AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!” The five remaining heads of Set scream out in utter agony as the Unforgivable Curses take hold. “NOW!! Everyone!! Everything you’ve got! Anyone who can get here, help Harry, and do it now!!” Head Coach Obama yells over his team’s intercoms. In flies Norma Cenva with her Green Lantern ring, Luminara Unduli with her Blue Lantern ring, Mary Marvel and even Earth 2 Superman leaves his battle against Superboy that has been still continuing up in space. The combined help from these four, coupled with Harry’s spells, are finally enough to destroy the massive beast. But the strain of casting so many Killing Curses, Harry drops to his knees and actually falls from the skyscraper. Earth 2 Superman goes to swoop in and catch the wizard, but Mr. Mxyztlpk appears out of thin air and finishes off Harry once and for all. The imp giggles a bit before teleporting away.

Meanwhile, far away from the City, Kaja Sinis leads his team through the mountainous region of the planet. There they are confronted by Twincast and his team of Transformers. Decibel, Legout, Zombie Movie Frenzy, Black Lantern Rumble and Black Lantern Laserbeak all eject out of Twincast and attack. Barress Offee ignites her lightsaber and makes quick work of Zombie Movie Frenzy as Kaja Sinis uses the Force to crush Legout. The Terminator from T3 then goes to work on Decibel and fires a couple grenades into his chest before kicking him off the mountainside. Ewok Baby #5 with erroneously killed by the falling rocks that the exploding Decibel caused. The two Black Lantern Decepticon tapes then blast T3 apart with their black energy powers. The two Jedi Knight then uses the combination of the Force and their lightsaber to put down the Black Lantern duo. Twincast tries to finish them off, but due to the size deferential between him and the Jedi, they prove to be too quick for him in this setting. They leap and flip out of every blaster shot and manage to get up onto his shoulders, where then simultaneously drive their lightsaber into Twincast’s head, killing him. They are then, however, confronted by the Spectrum Corp of the Brotherhood. The Jedi’s stand their ground, but are simply overpower and eliminated. Ganthet leads the Spectrum Corp back towards the main battle.

Up in Space, Saeese Tiin and Vorian Atreides are in a good old fashion dogfight as Fatality and Zombie Maxima square off against Mighty Mouse and Sayd. Saeese Tiin is in the much more advanced V-Wing and uses that to his advantage to destroy Vorian’s Z-95 Headhunter and kill both him and his Astro Droid. Zombie Maxima is savagely trying to get a hold of Mighty Mouse, but the super rodent is both too fast and too small for the zombified powerhouse to catch. She does however catch…a super fast Mighty Mouse flying directly through her head, killing her. Sayd then makes quick work of Fatality and makes this part of the battle a clean sweep for the Brotherhood.

Back in the City, Earth 2 Superman is still reeling from not being able to save Harry Potter as Superboy comes flying back in to continue their fight. “I wasn’t done with you yet, Old Man,” quips Conner as he flies right for Kal-L. “I’m done playing kid games,” Earth 2 Superman says as he snatches Superboy out of mid air and snaps his neck. The mighty Titanus then rolls in and begins firing his weapons. “I got your back Supes,” says Buffy Summers as she flies in, lightsaber drawn and zips around Titanus’s long neck at super speed, slicing it into a massive slinky. “Come one Mary. Let’s win this one for Harry,” Buffy says. Mary Marvel flies in beside her as the Spectrum Corps arrive. Mary swoops in and dispatches Indigo Lantern #2 quickly and then follows it up by grabbing a hold of Blue Lantern #1 just as she’s about to blast Buffy. Mary Marvel redirects Blue Lantern #1’s arm, causing the blast to hit Bleez which completely destroys the Red Lantern energy, which then in turn, kills Bleez. She then yells “SHAZAM!” right before letting go of the Blue Lantern. The magical lighting comes down from the heavens and incinerates Blue Lantern #1. Ganthet then uses the combination of his Green Lantern ring and his vast Guardian cosmic powers to send Mary Marvel to the graveyard. Buffy grabs a hold of Tri-Eye and jams her lightsaber right into the middle of his three eyes. “Ooooh, I want one of those!” Larfleeze says as he sets his sights on Buffy’s blue lightsaber. “Come and get it then, ugly,” she says. Larfleeze lunges towards the Slayer, but she quickly moves out of the way and well… slays him. “Too slow,” she quips. “You’re right,” Space Ghost says as he blindsides Buffy with a powerful energy blast. Ganthet and Sayd then use their Guardian powers to finish off Buffy Summers.

Down on the street below, Nightwing and Red Robin are driving the Thunder Machine when they are attacked by Lazarus Long in an F-35 and Lyra Belaqua and Will Perry in the Intention Craft. They uses everything the Thunder Machine has, but the two airborne vehicles dodge everything. The Intention Craft then uses its own weapons to completely annihilated the Thunder Machine, but not before Nightwing and Red Robin can escape. Saeese Tiin rockets in from outer space and blasts Lazarus Long and his F-35 before he can take any evasive maneuvers. However, the V-Wing is then destroyed by the Intention Craft incredible firepower it has. Smart Grimlock then arrives and uses his energy sword to slice the Intention Craft out of mid air. He then transforms into his Tyrannosaurs Rex mode and stomps what’s left of the Intention Craft and its passengers. Nightwing and Red Robin race into a nearby building where they find Head Coach Obama, Dr. Doom, Ripley and Willow formulating a strategy to end this battle. Willow sees them and fries Red Robin with a power bolt of magic. Nightwing leaps into action and kicks Willow down before flipping over Ripley and snapping her neck. He the whips out several of his wing-dings and fires them into the chest of the Head Coach of the Commandos. Dr. Doom then blasts him with massive bolt of energy that rips a hole into Dick Grayson’s chest and sending him to the graveyard.

Back out in the streets, Gamera has appears, but is surprisingly taken down quite quickly by the double team of Norma Cenva and Luminara Unduli with their respective Green and Blue Lantern rings. Spider-Man is swinging from building to building when he sees Star Sapphire #2, Mighty Mouse and Sayd coming right for him. “Well if I’m going to go out… I guess this is the way,” Spidey says to himself. He then pulls out Beckerman’s two lightsabers that he picked up from earlier in the match. He flips through the air dodging all attacks. Star Sapphire #2 and Mighty Mouse both are sliced in half by the red and blue lightsabers. Spider-Man then dive bombs Sayd and drives both lightsabers into her chest before kicking her towards the ground. Spidey lands on the side of a building and says to himself, “Man where were these things for the past four seasons? I really could have used them. He then sees the trio of Usagi Yojimbo, Space Usagi and Jotaro and figures “why not?” Spider-Man leaps down in the middle of all of them and quickly takes out Space Usagi and Jotaro. Usagi then spin kicks the red lightsaber out of Spider-Man’s hand and slices his other hand causing him to drop the blue one. Spider-Man then fires his webbing at Usagi, but the samurai rabbit slices himself free with his katana. They trade punches and kicks, countering most of them, neither giving much up. Usagi targets Spidey’s web shooters and disables them with a couple throwing stars. He then flips over Spider-Man and drives his katana blade deep into the Friendly Neighborhood Web Slinger’s chest. “Dang, you are fast,” Spider-Man says with is last breath before dying for the final time.

Up in the sky, Ganthet finds himself being double teamed by Norma Cenva and Luminara Unduli. The Jedi’s Blue Lantern ring is supercharging both her teammate’s Green Lantern ring and Ganthet’s. The immense power coming form all three rings as well as Ganthet’s own cosmic powers and Unduli’s deep connection with the Force proves to be too much and backfires on all three, killing them all. The sky flashes bright with blue and green as He-Man looks up and sees that familiar “S” flying overhead. The duo of Dr. Doom and Willow Rosenberg, who has now begun to slip deeper into her evil psyche, have found themselves being attacked by Usagi Yojimbo, Space Ghost and his crew of miscreants. Dr. Doom makes incredibly quick work of Jan, Jace and Blip as Willow fends off Usagi. His samurai abilities prove to be no match for her vast magical abilities and falls to Willow’s powers. Mr. Mxyztlpk then appears and uses the same blast to kill Willow as he did Harry Potter. This then distracts Dr. Doom, for but only a second, which is all Space Ghost needs to finish him off.

Earth 2 Superman now finds himself the lone survivor for his team. He wastes no time at all and flies in as fast as he can to kill Mr. Mxyztlpk. He doesn’t even stop, he literally just flies right through him, exploding the imp on his way to Smart Grimlock. The Autobot is one of the toughest there is, but he is no match for a determined Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L uses his freeze breath to freeze Smart Grimlock solid before shattering him with a vicious haymaker. Now Space Ghost and He-Man, who is upon Battle Cat are face to face with Earth 2 Superman. Space Ghost is the first to act. He blasts Earth 2 Superman back with his power bands, but Earth 2 Superman fires back with his heat vision and destroys them. Battle Cat and He-Man leap at Earth 2 Superman, but he quickly gets out of the way. He then hits Space Ghost with a blast of heat vision. Space Ghost becomes invisible and is able to blindside Earth 2 Superman several times. The Kryptonian then begins to fires several pot shots of his heat vision, trying to connect with Space Ghost. One of these shots manages to hit Battle Cat and take him out. He then uses his freeze breath to find Space Ghost and in a similar way of how he took out Smart Grimlock, Earth 2 Superman shatters Space Ghost. He-Man then lands a wicked double axe handle to then back of Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L retaliates with a leg sweep and powerful uppercut. He-Man pulls the Sword of Grayskull out and manages to slice Earth 2 Superman across the “S” symbol on his chest. “You are not the Superman I know,” bellows He-Man. “You’re right, I’m not. Which is why it will be easy for me to defeat you,” replies Earth 2 Superman. He fires a powerful beam of heat vision at the Master of the Universe, but He-Man blocks it with his sword. He then angles it so the beam bounces back at Earth 2 Superman. Kal-L is blinded by it for a fraction of a second, which allows He-Man to get in close and drive the Sword of Grayskull right through the “S” on Earth 2 Superman’s chest. He-Man pulls it out, raises it to the sky a shouts “I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!”

THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!