Monday, June 13, 2011

TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips

TEAM is Superman, Unicron, Solaris The Tyrant Sun, The Presence, Godzilla, Black Lantern Dave Bowman, Black Lantern Agent Smith, Black Lantern Pete Sosa, Voltron, Thor, Thunderstrike, (Justice Legion Alpha) Superman, Superboy, Ultraman, God Emperor Leto II, Seraph in an AT-RT, Zombie Jet Li, Jackie Chan in an AT-RT, Paulo (The Evil Paul Atreides Ghola), The Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, The Shining Force: Max, Gort, Luke, Tao, Anri, Alef, Domingo, Diane, Hans, Lowe, Torre, Khris, Gong, Ken, Mae, Vann, Lyle, Arthur, Edward, Pelle, Guntz, Kokichi, Amon, Balbaroy, Bario, Adam, Zylo, Hanzou, Musashi, and Yogurt, w/ Bokken, Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 in a Jedi V-Wing, Jango Fett and (young) Boba Fett in Slave-1, Lando Calrissean, Nien Numb, and C-3PO in The Millennium Falcon, Bill Kelly (w/ a blue lightsaber) in an AT-RT, Griffin Poteracki, Gannon, Mike Sroka (w/ Mandalorian Armor and a blue lightsaber).

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix (Jean Grey), Achilles, T-Rex #1, Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ an extra green lantern ring, Sinestro's yellow ring, a red lantern ring, and a Star Sapphire Ring) in an F-35, Scar, Bugs Bunny (w/ a piece of Orange Kryptonite), Black Lantern Thanos, The Witch King of Agmar on his Mordor Horse, The One Above All, Exitar the Exterminator, Starscream, Archangel, The Destroyer, Tripticon, The Stunticons: Motor Master, Drag-Strip, Dead End, Breakdown, and Wildrider in a Cybertronian Spaceship, Tommy Oliver, Percy Jackson, Guild Navigator #1 in a Guild Heighliner, Ryan Poteracki (w/ a laser sword, a laser gun, and Piplup) in The Eagle, Larry Reamer (w/ a green lightsaber and The Little Brown Laser) in The Rolling Thunder w/ Scout, Pete Sosa: Dark Jedi in a Z-95 Headhunter, Chris Artrip (w/ Mandalorian Armor and a green lightsaber) w/ Julie Artrip (w/ a green lightsaber and a Star Wand) and Ella Artrip (w/ a blue lightsaber) in The Pimpmobile, Josh Houslander: Jedi Knight (w/ a blue lantern ring) w/ Laya and Alex Houslander: Jedi Younglings in The Millennium Bucko, Luke Skywalker: Grand Jedi Master w/ Plo Koon, Jamie Madrox, and Ce Ce Denowi (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring) in The USS Enterprise w/ An Imperial Shuttle and An Enterprise Space Shuttle docked inside, and The Shining Force: Mini-Pipes, Stephanie, The goddess of the moon, Cowboy Man, Livewire, Superhero, Dos, PC, Zimm, and Capt. Wacky.


Intro:

Well everybody, it is time for the annual tradition: The TEAM/Horsemen Play-off Battle. I have stated this publicly already, but I want it in writing that it is the opinion of this particular Watcher that these are the best two FFL Squads ever assembled. It is a fact that after this match, not one let alone two teams will exist that are this good. The battle for The Little Brown Laser is considered by most to be the most controversial, the most sought after, the most anticipated, the most dreaded, the most liked, and the most hated part of all of Fantasy Fantasy. Since the first time these two teams met in their first Season 1 Week 1 match. To the times when they both had to get through each other to win the first two Universe Bowls. The match you are about to read includes both of these two teams first ever draft picks with 9 deaths. Two 9 death former MVPs. The final use of both of these teams Universe Bowl prizes. Over 40 total 9 death characters and every possible vehicle that they could both start. Now, I don’t know if the writing in this coming match will be up to par with what it may deserve, but the ramifications to the league and its top rivalry are guaranteed to be more than epic. Not to mention that The only other team to ever win The Universe Bowl has already been eliminated from The Play-offs, which means that whoever wins this match will be considered by most to be the odds on favorite to win The Universe Bowl, although I am not really sure that that is a given... Because after this match, neither of these teams will ever be the same.


The Play-off Planet is empty. All members of TEAM are in or around Unicron, several thousand parsecs from the Planet, and every member of The Horsemen are within the enormous Guild Heighliner. The Guild Heighliner resides in an unknown location, because even I cannot track where it leaps once space is bent to the will of the spice mélange. But I guess you would say that the match officially begins with The Guild Heighliner appearing in the desert of the play-off planet. The massive ship appears and many of The Horsemen begin filing out with military precision. Achilles leads the charge of the terrestrial bound Horsemen, and within a matter of minutes The Guild Heighliner disappears from my sight once again, only to reappear in space. At this point many of The Horsemen’s space-worthy vessels begin exiting out of the enormous hatches of The Heighliner. Even The USS Enterprise is dwarfed by the size of The Massive Guild Ship, as it exits with The Cybertronian Spaceship acting as its wingman, and The Z-95 Headhunter acting as the wing to The Stunticon driven Cybertronian Craft. Several dozen of Multiple Man’s duplicates stay behind in the Guild Heighliner to help take care of The Guild Steersman and man some of the basic weaponry aboard the ship, but even more are scattered throughout the Enterprise. Of the space-worthy single competitors, Supergirl flies out of the ship first, being followed closely by Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix, T-Rex #1, Hal Jordan Parallax (his F-35 is now space-worthy do to the protective aura of one of his rings), Scar, Bugs Bunny, Black Lantern Thanos, and Starscream. The rest of The Horsemen Squad are either in ships or down on the planet itself as part of Achilles extended Myrmidon Kill Squad. The One Above All and Exitar have yet to be seen. For TEAM, Unicron and Solaris stay put, with Superman, their three Black Lanterns, Voltron, (JLA) Superman, Ultraman, Superboy, Luke’s V-Wing, Slave-1, and The Millennium Falcon circling the unboundaried space-base of operations. The rest of TEAM has been instantaneously teleported to their exact desired spot by The Presence. Both of these teams know the other well enough to predict their much hated yet highly respected rival. This leads to the strange predicament of having the desert completely devoid of Horsemen and The water devoid of TEAMmembers. Only The God Emperor resides in the desert and only Percy Jackson resides in the water for the moment. The Terrestrial Horsemen Squad are hiding in the jungle, and TEAM is doing the same in the forest, but they both know that the battle will take place in the city. While the fighters down on the ground and the pilots in space prepare for what they know needs to be a military masterpiece for victory. The Heavy Hitters begin doing what they do best as well. Superman and Supergirl both leave their respective areas in space and fly to the play-off planet at speeds that would make even The Flash blush. The two of them hit each other with such ferocity that Typhoons and hurricanes begin on opposite hemispheres of the planet, volcanoes that have never erupted in the past begin pouring out lava, and earthquakes rattle every fault line. “It is truly a shame that it must end this way cousin” Supergirl says to Superman. “I don’t want to have to fight you Kara” Superman says in retort. He adds: “We can both help our teams and our friends better, if we don’t kill each other here. All we can do is hope that we have to do this at the end of the match to have a clear winner. Chances are we’ll both be dead before then”. Supergirl says: “I agree. We have to many other obligations to our teams. I’ll just have to hope that somebody on my team has the ability to kill you, and you’ll have to hope the same”. “Good luck to you. I hope we meet again Kara”. Superman says. Supergirl replies as they both fly back into space with “we both know that that isn’t going to happen”. Superman and Supergirl regroup with their teams where they both needed as leaders. For a split second I lose control of this universe that I command and I find myself sitting in a circle in one of three extremely comfortable chairs. I have no idea who could possible have enough power to take control of the being of The All Powerful Head Watcher until I notice that the other two chairs are occupied by The Presence and The Celestial known as The One Above All. The three of us sip tea in silence for a few moments and then small talk begins. We discuss how important this battle is and the three of us decide that The Presence and The One Above All should both let themselves be destroyed to keep the battle interesting and true to its intention. This makes sense to me, but I am surprised to hear that these two have become a bit more enamored with their respective teams than they care to admit. They both have stipulations to the deal and they begin to haggle with each other. The Presence insists that if he is to die for the sins of The Horsemen that he must take somebody with him: To this he suggests Exitar. The One Above All will have nothing to do with this plan and says he must chose someone else. The One Above All says that he will gladly vacate, but he must be allowed to take Unicron. The two begin to get angry with each other but they eventually see the error in their ways and come up with a plan. The Presence dies for the sins of both teams and takes The Destroyer and the evil surrounding him with him. The One Above All ceases to exist, and in turn takes The God Emperor in all of his blasphemy with him. I then disappear from the chair and resume my watching duties. Exitar’s last orders from The One Above All were to go after the largest space dwellers that TEAM had to offer. But for some reason Exitar appears in the forest of The Play-off Planet for what is approximately one earth second and exterminates Gannon on his way to Solaris the Tyrant Sun. Once he arrives Exitar rips through Solaris the Tyrant Sun and exterminates it with ease. Unicron then transforms out of his planet form and into his robot form. The two of them then become locked in an intense battle. Exitar inflicts quite a bit of damage on Unicron, but in the end it is the larger Unicron who comes out on top, when he manages to rip off Exitar’s arm and then use it to bash in The Celestial’s head. The Guild Navigator chooses not to fold space and appear right next to Unicron, but to slowly creep up on him for the protection of the Guild Ship. The plan is that as soon as the Heighliner is close enough, the ship will release some of the lost family atomics from The Butlerian Jihad that it has stored in the Heighliner. These will hopefully be powerful enough to finish Unicron off for good. While this is going on General Calrissean is leading a fighter attack against The USS Enterprise. The Enterprise takes aim at the smaller ships, but the highly skilled pilots inside them continually manage to evade their attacks. Slave-1 focuses on the hull while The Falcon manages to take out the ship’s shields. Once the shields are down, Luke manages to focus one of the advanced missiles from his V-Wing into his older self’s flagship and make the critical hit on The Enterprise. Luke Skywalker (GJM) orders the evacuation of the Enterprise. Several of the multiples do not make it out, but many others do. Some into the Imperial Shuttle with Luke and the real Jamie and some more in The Enterprise Shuttle with Jedi Masters Koon and Denowi. Both Luke’s sense that something major is about to happen in space and feel that they should both take their ships down through the planet’s atmosphere before that Guild Heighliner blows up and takes out who knows what. As the Guildship approaches Unicron, a few of the members of each team get a bit impatient with not knowing what will happen when these two massive objects collide. Supergirl leads Flamebird and Nightwing in towards Unicron at astonishing speeds, while (JLA) Superman flies in to The Heighliner through one of the smaller ports. The descendant of Superman gains a slight mental link with the Guild Steersman and locates him within the caverns of the ship. Once inside he punches a hole in the Steersman’s tank to release the concentrated mélange he needs to survive. A simple button press (while fighting off a few Madrox Multiples) sends The Guildship way off in to folded space. Only without the Guild steersman to guide the ship it could have gone anywhere. (JLA) Superman got out of the ship just in the nick of time before it disappeared forever. While this is going on Supergirl is busy flying straight through the neck of Unicron while Flamebird and Nightwing go side by side through his chest. All four Kryptonians return to earth where the battle is truly beginning to heat up. Achilles has led his squad into the city from the jungle, while Thor has led his TEAM into city from the forest. Ships, planes, and super-heroes little the air above, while the ground begins to swell from the pounding of soldiered footsteps. Jango Fett has never had the least bit of respect for droid pilots, but he soon changes his mind when Slave-1 enters the atmosphere and becomes locked in a dog-fight with Starscream. Starscream manages to whip around Slave-1 at twice the speed of sound and put a missile directly into the jet of Slave-1. Jango manages to attach Boba to him and jetpack out before the explosion. The two of them land on the ground where they are quickly encouraged by The Bashar Miles Teg to join the battle. The Cybertronian Spaceship of The Horsemen places itself over top of the battle and begins charging up its most powerful guns. The Falcon is on its way, when C-3PO tries to talk Lando out of it. He says: “General Calrissean, you can’t possibly be thinking about this maneuver. One wrong move and we will be blown to bits for sure”. “We’re not going to get another shot at this General”! Shaun Poteracki screams from the rear gun turret. Lando heeds his advice and flies in just in time to take out The Cybertronian ship with a perfectly placed concussion blast. The Cybertronian Ship explodes, but before it does, it begins raining Decepticons as The five Stunticons leap down and transform into their vehicle mode and begin terrorizing the city streets at top speeds. Black Lantern Thanos joins up with The Shining Force to take on the Shining Force while Black Lantern Pete Sosa flies up behind Pete Sosa: Dark Jedi in his Z-95 Headhunter. Pete is a decently skilled pilot but it is hard to handle the older model stunt fighters and Pete’s ship gets caught by a blast of Pete’s black energy. Pete ejects down to a nearby rooftop as the Z-95 goes crashing down to the city streets below. Pete blasts Pete with a healthy dose of black energy, but Pete is able to deflect it with his lightsaber. This knocks him back on to his back but he pops back up quickly. The zombified black lantern version of Pete rushes at the Dark Jedi Pete, but the dark jedi force pushes him back a few feet. The black lantern shoots a blast of energy but the Dark Jedi dodges it and then hits the dead version of himself with a simultaneous lightsaber stab/blaster shot combo, with a little dark side power to boot, to kill the already dead version of himself. Hal Jordan Parallax flies his green energy coated F-35 directly through the middle of Black Lantern Dave Bowman and Black Lantern Agent Smith. He simultaneously hits Bowman with a green/yellow combo and Smith with a pink/red combo to re-kill the already dead, but he then gets caught with laser blast from the left hand of Voltron which manages to bust through the green energy aura and take out his F-35. Hal recovers and flies back at Voltron, but despite all of his powers, he is still stopped by the sword of the protector of The Far Universe. Voltron’s sword actually cracks in half as it hits Jordan; but the lantern ring laden Hal is killed in the process. Black Lantern Thanos is leading the charge against The Shining Force but Max uses The Chaos Breaker, the combined Sword of Light and Sword of Darkness to wipe out Black Lantern Thanos, but not before he takes out Adam the robot with his combined residual and black lantern powers. Cowboy Man manages to bust a cap in Yogurt before Ken hits him with his Valkyrie; but Cowboy Man is quickly avenged when Livewire strangles the brown colored Paladin to death. Luke and Gort use their Atlases to dice up both Mini-Pipes and Livewire. Heat Man hits Zylo with some human lava, but Gong quickly heals the werewolf. Heat Man then nails Gong with a deadly attack that sends him to the Graveyard. Dos and PC target both Edward and Kokichi out of the sky but Domingo hits them with Freeze 4 to finish them off. Musashi and Hanzou use their katana and Doom Blade to take out Zimm and Capt. Wacky, before they can contribute. Stephanie manages to blow Balbaroy out of the sky, but she and the goddess are taken out by Pelle and the other knights. Super-Hero kills Khris but in the end Tao hits him with a desoul spell that kills him instantly. Godzilla and Tripticon are destroying the city, before they are even within striking distance of each other. Tripticon takes a massive swing at Godzilla but Godzilla is to fast for him. Godzilla picks Tripticon up over his head (like Metroplex used to do to him, or like Godzilla used to do to Megalon: Whichever you prefer) and then pile drives the Decepticon into the ground shattering him into pieces. Phoenix flies up high where many of the TEAM fliers are biding their time. She expects to find a worthy opponent to do battle with but is confronted by Superman, (JLA) Superman, Ultraman, and Superboy all coming in from different directions. Phoenix says: “Holy crap, how many Supermen do you have on this team”?!? Jean Grey then unleashes the Phoenix force to its fullest potential on (JLA) Superman and completely incinerates him with her cosmic power. The weakened Phoenix is the bludgeoned to death by Ultraman. The Bashar Miles Teg Ghola races up to the top of one of the city’s highest skyscrapers in record time but finds himself confronted by Supergirl, Flamebird, and Nightwing. Teg exclaims: “Holy crap, how many Supergirls do you have on this team”?!? The original Supergirl takes a while to catch him, but once she does Miles Teg is killed with relative ease. Larry Reamer takes aim at The Millennium Falcon with one of Rolling Thunder’s massive rockets. Larry gets tone and is waiting for lock when the missile base is blasted off by Bill Kelly in his AT-RT. Bill hits Rolling Thunder again and then just simply unloads every bit of weaponry the AT-RT has to offer into the G.I. Joe vehicle. A furious Larry Reamer jumps in to Scout and then uses the little vehicle to ram the AT-RT as hard as possible. The two roofer/siders roll out of their wrecked vehicles and ignite their lightsabers. They look at each other and know that the epic battle everyone has been waiting for is about to take place, when Jango Fett flies by and blasts Larry with his rifle. The freshly formed Stunticon Gestalt Menacer then runs by and steps on Bill... Oh well, maybe next time. Achilles runs by with his sword drawn and dodges every blaster bolt that Jango and Boba send his way. Achilles rushes the duo and quickly and easily finds the kinks in their armor with his sword. Luke (GJM) is a more than stellar pilot, but when Superboy rockets through your ship at near the speed of light, nobody can see that coming. Luke uses the force to drop both himself and Madrox down safely to the ground, but The Imperial Shuttle is destroyed. Superboy does the same to The Enterprise Shuttle, but is once again unable to take out the Jedis inside. Superman gets tired of hearing his TEAMmates talk about how they will have to alter their original plan at some point to go into the water and defeat Percy Jackson. So Supes takes matters into his own hands and flies into the water area looking for him. When Superman arrives Percy throws everything he has got at Superman but Superman simply fights through the massive tidal waves and snatches Percy up in his arms. Superman feels all to guilty for cracking his neck but this is after all war. Tommy Oliver sees Godzilla coming, so he grabs his emerald flute/knife and summons the Dragon Zord. The Dragon Zord begins to battle with Godzilla, while Tommy starts to fight with Seraph just like he did throughout the entire inaugural match-up between these two teams. Tommy uses his knife to slice open the hydraulics on Seraph’s AT-RT and render it useless but Seraph jumps out and begins fighting Tommy hand to hand. The Green Ranger and Seraph are amazingly evenly matched, but this match does not go anywhere near as long. Seraph manages to get his pistol out and shoot Tommy right between the eyes, where his chest shield can’t protect him. The Dragon Zord is also defeated by an enormous burst of lightning flame from the mouth of Godzilla. Flamebird and Nightwing take a cue from Superboy and begin waging war on The Millennium Falcon and Luke’s V-Wing. They hit the ships with everything from heat vision to their fists. The manage to destroy the ships, but Luke and R2-D2 eject (R2 used his booster-jets) and all aboard the Falcon managed to get to an escape pod. Thunderstrike uses his hammer of the same name to launch himself into the air against Archangel. Thunderstrike uses his hammer to crack the skull of Archangel. Thor moves against Scar and the two enter into an evenly matched fight. Thor takes a beating from Scar’s guardian powers, but he powers through it and manages to put his hammer directly into the head of Scar. Achilles rushes in out of nowhere to avenge her, but Thor is not to afraid of the human. Thor swings his hammer at Achilles but Achilles dodges the blow and narrowly misses and shot that would have surely removed his head. Achilles leaps behind Thor and sticks his (god-anointed) sword into the back of Thor to take out the god of Thunder. Superman is shocked to see Thor killed in this manner so he flies down to face Achilles next. Achilles stands bravely against Superman, but the Kryptonian overpowers Achilles and delivers him to the graveyard with a neck-snapping kick to the head. Bugs Bunny attempts to lead his orange kryptonite fueled animal team against Godzilla, but The Witch King is already busy with the remainder of The Shining Force. So Bugs brings T-Rex #1, Starscream, and Menacer instead to help him out with Godzilla instead. Menacer would have proved very useful against him, but before Menacer could do anything to help out Superman flies through the center of Menacer with enough force to break apart the gestalts and extinguish all five Stunticon Sparks. While The Horsemen are coming to realize that Superman must be stopped if they are going to win this match, TEAM is beginning to see the same thing with Supergirl who just flew through the center of Voltron causing an enormous cosmic explosion that she is lucky didn’t destroy both teams or the entire planet. Both Flamebird and Nightwing take it upon themselves to take out Superman, while Ultraman and Superboy team up to take on Supergirl. Superman is surrounded by both Flamebird and Nightwing as they all hover above the city. Nightwing flies at Superman full force, but Superman grabs a hold of her in a headlock and uses her own momentum to help break her neck he then focuses his attention of Flamebird, whose name he makes quite a bit more literal as he unleashes his Heat Vision on her in such an intense manner that the small flame simply falls out of the sky. Ultraman begins grappling with Supergirl, in hopes that he is physically stronger than the young Kryptonian but Supergirl manages to use her smaller stature to her advantage as she slides underneath Ultraman and grabs a hold of his leg. Supergirl starts spinning Ultraman around with such intensity right at the time Superboy is formulating his attack. Superboy flies in to help his TEAMmate, but Supergirl uses Ultraman like a baseball bat on the Superboy. They hit each other with such velocity that both Kryptonians are killed on impact. Godzilla grabs a hold of the super-powered T-Rex and despite his Kryptonian level strength Godzilla is able to crush the life out of the mush smaller dinosaur. Godzilla then swats Starscream out of the air with his fasts sending him crashing down into a blaze of dust. It is not until Bugs Bunny gets a perfectly aimed group of head punches in that Godzilla begins to show how truly worn out the creature is. Bugs Bunny actually sacrifices himself by flying into the mouth of Godzilla and then flying out a self-made hole in the monster’s stomach. Ryan and Piplup are driving through the streets when all of the sudden his tire goes flat and The Eagle flips over. He soon realizes that his tire has been shot out by none other than his own brother who has reclaimed the little brown laser. Griffin and Shaun are together as they move against their brother and Piplup. Ryan hates doing it, but he doesn’t hesitate for a second. He throws Piplup at Shaun who flappers him to death (or something???) and then Ryan uses his laser gun to shoot the little brown laser out of Griffin’s hand and his laser sword to finish him off. The heartbroken Ryan has no time to mourn as Jackie Chan jumps out of nowhere and busts a cap in both Ryan and his penguin pal. Dark Jedi Pete leaps into action, but before he can make a difference Mike Sroka uses Pete Sosa’s old Mandalorian Armor to shoot a laser through Pete’s head. Mike then joins up with Zombie Jet Li and Jackie Chan to face off against Josh, Laya, Alex, Chris, Julie, and Ella. The Six family members drive head on towards them in the Pimpmobile and The Bucko but Mike uses his last two rockets to blast both the vehicles. Mike rushes over to the Pimpmobile and drops a thermal detonator into the car blowing up The Fizzles. Mike walks away thinking his job is done, but he doesn’t realize that Ella has escaped. Ella sneaks up behind Mike and avenges her parents with her lightsaber. Zombie Jet Li and Jackie Chan are taking on Jamie Madrox and his multiples, while Josh, Laya, Alex, and Ella go help out The Witch King with The Shining Force. Paulo stealthily sneaks up behind Ce Ce Denowi and takes a sick pleasure in slicing the throat of the beautiful Jedi before she ever notices that he was there. A huge melee breaks out as the numerous little fights become one big one. Laya takes out Bario and Alex runs Bokken through while Josh manages to decapitate Zombie Jet Li, but then Josh and the rest of The Houslander clan gets hit with Bolt 3 from Alef. Jackie Chan finally manages to put a neck breaking move on one of the multiples that wasn’t actually a multiple. After that the real Jamie Madrox was finally dead and all his multiples with him. The Witch King on his Super-Mordor Horse has taken out Luke, Gort, Domingo, and Anri, while Plo Koon has taken out Pelle, Guntz, Amon, and Diane. Luke Skywalker is drawn by the force to a mission that he does not quite understand. He has heard of the Skywalkers bringing balance to things in the past but for the first time, he realizes exactly what he must do. He realizes that if this league will ever achieve balance it will only be accomplished once the Kryptonian dies. Luke is unsure if this one can even be killed let alone if he has the power to do it, but it is obvious that the force is telling him what must be done for the good of the league, for the good of his team and for the good of the Universe. Luke also sees this as a dark path and knows that it will most likely not end well for him. Luke sneaks up behind the blue and red uniformed individual with his lightsaber drawn. He will have to use the force to help push the blade through the tough Kryptonian skin (but isn’t that using the force to attack)? How could the midi-chlorians be asking this of him... It must be the only way. Luke approaches and then with his eyes closed (feel... don’t think) he uses his whole body to thrust his lightsaber thru the blue and red suit and through the body of The Kryptonian... But when he does he feels the blade of his own lightsaber go deep within his gut as well...... You see, as the force drew both Luke Skywalkers to kill both Superman and Supergirl as they began to finally fight one another it drew the two versions of Luke so close that their blades went not just through Superman and Supergirl but into each other as well. Superman, Supergirl, Luke Skywalker, and Luke Skywalker lay slumped over on each other in a sheer waste of power that should of been used for nothing but pure good. The few remaining members of both teams stop for a second to witness this feat but then the battle resumes. What remains of The Shining Force falls back to regroup for a moment, but Thunderstrike comes back at The Horsemen all out. Plo Koon uses the Jedi rarity of force lightning to take out the evil Paulo, and then cuts Seraph directly in half with his saber. The Witch King is knocked from his horse but the Mordor Horse goes on to kill Arthur, Mae, Vann, and Lyle on his own before Zylo claws him to death. Master Koon force pushes R2-D2 apart and then takes out Jackie Chan in his last stand to end the match. The now horseless Witch King isn’t scared of any man, for a man can not kill him. The stooge of Sauron the Deceiver wipes out Lando, Nien Numb, and C-3PO with his massive sword. Plo Koon comes back into the mix with The Shining Force and uses his lightsaber to kill Hans, Lowe, and Torre, while The Witch King finishes off the best The Shining Force has to offer with Zylo, Hanzou, Alef, and Musashi. Tao casts Desoul once more but it won’t work on Koon or The Witch King. What does work on Koon is Thunderstrike’s hammer to the back of his head. The Witch King then avenges his Jedi partner by running Thunderstrike through with a Morgul Blade. As Thunderstrike lay on the ground dying, Max, the leader of the once great Shining Force stabs The Chaos Breaker into the chest of The Witch King. The Chaos Breaker begins to disintegrate, marking the end of The Shining Force. Max is unable to let go of the Chaos Breaker, as he is the only hero able to wield it. The Witch King and Max stand there together, Max dying and The Witch King on the brink only for the fact that The Witch King cannot be killed by a man... So Tao casts Blaze Level 4.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!

3 comments:

Solobeck said...

FANTASTIC MATCH! CONGRATS TO MY FELLOW JEWS & GENTILES TEAMMATE!
-Becks

Ryan said...

Damn it.

Great match Ed. We sure do know how to put a hurting on each other.

I hope losing Superman, Godzilla and 29 out of 30 members of the Shining Force was worth it.

Supergirl, Achilles, Plo Koon and Jamie Madrox.... what can I say? The things you have done for the Horsemen cannot be truly explained or thanked by mere words alone. So I will just say... Thank you and you guys will be missed more than you could ever imagine.

Lickolas said...

Great match Josh! That is the closest match I can remember in ages.

Congrats on the win Ed, it looks like the regular season victor stat stays true to form.

To Ryan, I just assumed the finals was yours this year, this loss was still a shock even after the Superman start.