Griswold's Nut Busters vs Team Sleeping Pussy

Team Sleeping Pussy is War Machine, Blink, Female Sentinel #8, Black Lantern Leeloo, Ozymandias, M.O.D.O.K., Psycho Pirate, Black Lantern Mr. Fantastic, Mt. Dew Transformer, and Blockbuster.

Griswold's Nut Busters is Sharkticon #1-10, #31 and #32, Vampire Hal Jordan, Agent #1, and Dos.

The blood lust of the Nut Busters is especially strong this week, as not only are they still searching for their first victory, but most of their members naturally wish to consume others. Team Sleeping Pussy stands their ground as they see the Nut Busters approaching. Both teams are caught off guard as the noise from their arrival has drawn the attention of the local wildlife. Both teams immediately regret meeting at Naboo for this fight as the battle instantly becomes a free for all, with most combatants swimming for their lives.

BL Mr. Fantastic is the first to go as a group of Sharkticons and opee sea killers bite into him and swim in different directions ripping him apart. Blink is able to stay alive by repeatedly teleporting herself outside of the creatures that keep eating her, until she transports herself too close to Vampire Hal Jordan who quickly drains her blood. War Machine keeps himself alive in a similar fashion by blasting his way out after being swallowed. Vampire Hal Jordan sees War Machine exiting the side of a colo claw fish and grabs ahold of him, dragging him deeper. War Machine struggles to break free, but before he can do so the increasing pressure crushes him.

M.O.D.O.K takes control of Sharkticon #31 and begins riding him, effectively making him a shark with a laser beam attached to his head.  He carelessly swims around shooting his laser killing Sharkticons #1-5, Agent #1,Ozymandias, Female Sentinel #8, Psycho Pirate, along with several fish. His shooting spree would have likely killed everyone had he not been swallowed by a sando aqua monster.

The arrival of the sando aqua monster has most of the smaller locals fleeing. It continues its rampage by eating BL Leeloo and Blockbuster. The remaining Sharkticons attack him, and although he doesn’t particularly enjoy metal he eats them too.

Vampire Hal Jordan decides that he wants to taste the blood of a sando aqua monster. A creature that powerful must surely be satiating. He pierces his fangs through the muscular throat of the monster, and it shrieks in pain. Blood drips from Vampire Hal Jordan’s blood drinking grin as he slowly passes out, not realizing that a sando aqua monster’s blood is poisonous. The injured and now vampire sando aqua monster then eats Vampire Hal Jordan.

As the action slows down, not much remains except for a few limbs, bloodied water, and fish poop that used to be the combatants. Dos, who spent the entire match hiding, declares his team to be victorious. In celebration of his team’s first victory, he floats over to a submerged vending machine to buy a pop. As he fumbles for change in his pocket, an opee sea killer mauls him.