Monday, March 25, 2013

Brotherhood vs Red Army

The Brotherhood of evil midgets are… Qwsp, Megalon, Squirtle, Charybidis, Sharkticon #33-38, Namorita, Namora, Treasure Troll #1

The Red Army is Gungan Soldier #11-50, Darth Binks, Miss Tanner w/Red Lantern Ring (Witch from the movie Suspiria), Madame Blanc w/Yellow Lantern Ring (Witch from the movie Suspiria), Helena Markos w/Red Lantern Ring (Suspiria Witch Coven Leader), Suspiria Witch Coven Member #1 w/Indigo Ring, KFC Superman, Tenderheart Bear , Taylor Swift w/Sith Lanvarok

The two teams are transported to the naboo planet core via cosmic waterslide. Once in the water Charybidis makes the first kill by taking out all the gungan’s including Darth Binks . The witches repel qwsp for a moment, but because it takes all their combined strength to keep Qwsp at bay, their backs are vulnerable. Six mean a** Sharkticon’s swim up and devour the out of place witches. Taylor Swift is too busy trying to look sexy and break away from her squeaky clean, kid friendly, image to notice that that Charybidis has already consumed her and just like the sarlac pit she will be digestive a thousand years. Not sure if that’s gonna affect her eligibility for next week but will see. Squirtle and Treasure Troll #1 corner Tenderheart bear, the two scoundrels laugh and smile as they close in on the cowering bear pleading for its life.

Tenderheart: please please please Don’t KILL ME!! I’ll do anything. I’ll suck your d**k’s, come on boys Whada ya say. Haaha you know they don’t call me Tenderheart for nothing.

The two evil midgets look at each one another and shrug their shoulders, then start pulling down their pants. Treasure troll # 1 grabs the back of tenderhearts head and pulls him close. That’s when tenderheart Pulls a shank out from his heart shaped backpack and stabs treasure troll #1 in the balls then in the Neck. Squirtle is literally caught with his pants down and is stomped to death by the angry bear.

KFC Superman finally shows up with his bucket of chicken and side of gravy. Qwsp swims up and knocks his gravy over.

KFC Superman: Hey that’s not cool man, that s**t don’t grow on trees man!

KFC Superman takes a deep breath and then a very slow labored swing at Qwsp, He counters with a kick to the body and a series of uppercuts that floor the colonel’s favorite son. Qswp follows up by snapping his neck.

4 comments:

gryfflin said...

The Brotherhood of evil midgets win Treasure troll #1 and squirtle are dead

The only member of The red army to survive was tenderheart.

Josh the Commish said...

Ha, good work Griffin. That match was finger licking good!!

Ryan said...

Hahaha. Great job Griffin.

Nice team Josh.

NFG Mike said...

The long awaited return of KFC Superman! May his legend live forever!