Spoiler Sport- Week Three Wrap Up.

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Greetings everyone, Cotton McKnight FINALLY BACK once more with your weekly FFL wrap up "Spoiler Sport", right here! On ESPN 8-The Ocho. Before we get to the recaps, I just gotta say it feels fantastic  to be right back where I belong. Broadcasting at the Ocho. Best of luck to Mr Zack Ryder at his new home at the Mickey Mouse Grindhouse.

Week three was quite the wet and wild affair out there in the core of Naboo. Let's start in the Lucas Conference. We saw the Arthur C Clarke division just narrowly avoid getting swept once again this week by the Spielberg division. It was the plucky Transfoamers, who had quite the upset over the Mickey Mouse Grindhouse this week in a match unlike which I've ever seen. Though they're in different divisions, both the Midgets and the Empire can boast a very unique accolade this week- both teams were able to kill a version of Superman. The Midgets stopped the gravy coated heart of Kingdome Come or KFC Superman, while one of the Empire's newest, most impressive recruits- Black Zero- has the blood of the original Kal-El on his hands.  The Empire might have lost, but I wouldn't count them out just yet. Finally, according to a withered, old Atlantean journal we learned the harrowing, tragic tale of the Slaves heartbreaking loss to the Shit-Kickers. The Shit-Kickers AND The Horsemen are the only two teams in the Lucas Conference to remain absolutely perfect. It'll be interesting to see how long they'll still be able to swat their gum as they spit it out this season.

Over in the Stan Lee conference, we saw Super Orange Kitty Mr Eugene Krabs just barely beat the rap of numerous war crimes, as his squadron of familial seeking felines put a blemish on TEAM's impressive record this year. The Nut-Busters learned that you should never mess with a Sleeping Pussy, as it was going for a victory beverage that busted the hopes of victory for Griswold. The Royal Highness learned the hardway that you need both dope fiends AND destroyers as Griffin was able to wreck their buzz. Finally, thanks to the final sacrifice of Calypso, the Kennelz were able to extend their perfect start to 3-0 with a win over the Muderflies.

To check on the status of the resurrection pit, let's kick it over to my broadcast partner, PEPPER BROOKS.

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... Thanks, Pep. Good to have you back here too.

That's it for this week, join us next week for week four as we head to the artic. We'll find out what's colder, the icy, frozen icecaps or the icy grip of DEATH. For the Ocho- I'm Cotton McKnight. Thank you, and good night.