Season Six Consolation Match Round 3: Taylor Swift and President Barack Obama’s Red Army vs Brock Samson’s Fighting Murderflies

Taylor Swift and President Barack Obama’s Red Army is The Shake it Up crew: Cecelia "CeCe" Jones, Raquel "Rocky" Oprah Blue, Tinka Hessenheffer, Flynn Jones, Ty Blue, Deuce Martinez, and Gunther Hessenheffer.

Brock Samson’s Fighting Murderflies are Quintus Lentulus Batiatus and Rolf the Dog.

“Jupiter’s cock!” shouts Quintus Lentulus Batiatus as he storms around the abandoned highway pit stop. “Why in bloody f#%k am I forced to partake in such a crude lowly Consolation Match in the filthy outhouse?!”

The Muppet dog, Rolf, stops licking his balls for a brief moment to answer his teammate, “Oh stop complaining Quintus, just take your aggression out on those teenagers over there.”

Batiatus pulls a knife out from within his toga and savagely eviscerates Flynn, Ty, Deuce, and Gunther before any of those douchebags could react. Tinka lets out a blood-curdling scream at the sight of this horrific act of brutality. The three girls then all tackle Batiatus into the men’s bathroom. Rocky Blue swiftly kicks him in the stomach as CeCe and Tinka drag Quintus into a stall by his toga. The three Shake It Up girls then proceed to drown the Dominus in the dirty, un-flushed toilet.

“Well that was eas…..” Rocky begins to say to her friends, but she is cut off by Rolf leaping on top of her immediately sticking his nose right in the crotch of her tap pants.

The other two girls are frozen in shock, hoping that the dog would just go away. No such luck. He kept nosing around and licking, and they realized to themselves that it was looking like Rocky thought his tongue was feeling really good. But this was something that a nice girl wouldn't do, so Rocky reached around to push his head away. Just before she reached Rolf, he got his nose inside her tap pants, and his tongue went straight inside her.

They froze again, but this time not in shock, but in voyeuristic pleasure. They didn't want to do a single thing that might scare him into stopping tongue bathing of Rocky’s crotch. She squealed with delight.

“OMG CeCe, are you seeing this?” a surprised Tinka says to her friend.

“Uhhhhh…… I don’t even know what to say,” she replies.

Then their teammate and friend did something that even shocked them. She rolled over on her back and ripped off her panties and practically shoved her moist crotch in Rolf’s face. Rocky let out an orgasmic scream that echoed through the rest stop.

Rolf then began humping Rocky. His heat rod was bright pink, and pointed, and poking her right in the stomach. They watched his movements for a minute, fascinated, watching his dick move back and forth, and then realized what he was doing.

"Rolf! She’s a GIRL! You want a girl dog!! Go away!" the two of them yelled.

The Muppet then turned his attention to CeCe. He leapt up and knocked her to the ground and immediately mounted her, grabbing her hips with his forepaws, pulling CeCe back towards him. He stayed on top of her for a while, licking her back and then jumped off to go after Tinka. Rolf didn't take long before he was on her back, pumping away. One thing Tinka had not counted upon was that the angle between them was different than usual, and his love gun was pointed right at her apple bottom. She could feel the point stabbing around the 'rosebud of her anus', and before she could squirm away…BOOM he slipped right inside.

Tinka was experiencing something that was really hard to describe. It's kind of like the relief of taking a good dump over and over again. But just as the Muppet finishes all up in Tinka, Rocky recovered from her orgasmic coma and kicked Rolf as hard as she could in the back of the head and then pushed a vending machine over crushing him.

"Hasta la Beasta," she quips as her two friends are lying on the ground covered in goo, both with strange smiles on their faces.