Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Laynaderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Squad #1) are Capt. Universe, (Phoenix Force) Magik, Serpent, Capt. Atom, (Kingdom Come) Green Lantern, Big Barda, (Pre-Suit) Darth Vader, (clone) Darth Maul, Nul (merged with) (Beast Wars) Megatron, (zombie) Absorbing Man, Iron Jedi (Immel clone of Iron Man and Jedi Knight #17), and Kister.

Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Scarlet's Squad) are Dr. Henry Pym, Baby Colossus, Wallace Wells (w/ a demon rod), Jacob Black (w/ star sapphire ring), Cinderblock, R2-KT, Dark Side Adept #14, Hoist, Decepticon #6, Vampire Cat #1, Detective Lubik, and Baby Bucky.


Sup y' all, it's your favorite watcher The Neon Master Pogo here. Ol' Joshatu the Imperious has snatched me away from my off-season island escape once again to watch some meaningless piece of crap. But I must say, Gobotron is pretty cool. It's kind of like a General Motors factory without all the people whining about Union dues and having to work for “the man”. Plus, it's kinda rad cuz I get to watch the new guy's team. I mean, I know they are just Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve repackaged with a new name; but I mean how fitting is a repackaged group when I am on the home planet of The Go-bots. Plus, it shouldn't be too hard, since they are going up against The Super-kitties “C” Team that the two owners threw together for their baby sister out of the junky characters that they don't care about. But anyways, let's get down to it...

“THIS IS NOT GONNA BE WIZARD” Screams Kister, right before Baby Colossus punches his Mos Espian head off. But Colossus in baby form, as well as the rest of his team may pay the price for his brutality, for the rest of the Turrible Decision Squad is pretty P.-O.ed after seeing their mascot's bloody head rolling down the Gobotronian streets. Talk about Yuck Yo!! Big Barda picks up R2-KT by it's/her (whatever) leg and uses the astro-droid (How'd she get so lucky??)? To bust up Cinderblock into what would be a gnarly camp fire site (too bad I left my marshmallows back on the island.... (Wa wa waaaaaaaaa.....).

I'm gonna be like all lazy and stuff, and since it is the off-season I'm just not gonna bother to look up who Serpent is?? I'll just say that he/she (whatever, again) got straight up jacked by a 12 gauge slug to the face via my MAIN MAN, Det. Lubik from the greatest movie ever made, RECOGNIZE!!!!!! Masters of The Universe is in the house YO!! Plus that dude straight up rocked when he played the exact same role in all three Back to The Future movies. I'd say his name; but like I said, Wikipedia just ain't my thing tonight...... Back to the match....

Alan Scott, isn't too old to still be way attracted to Jacob Black's Hella-Sick Abs; but it doesn't stop his politically correct buns of steel from teaming up with Capt. Atom to blast the werewolf into a burnt fur six pack. The Nul-powered Megatron proves that he is the top dawg Transformer regardless of what generation he's from and wipes out Decepticon #6 (I think his name was Blazoo) like it ain't NO THANG. Zombie Absorbing Man sucks the life and powers out of Vampire Cat #1, making him Zombie Vampire Absorbing Feline. Dr. Hank Pym (vintage 90's version) is Toats-McGoats regretting the decision to not have powers or Pym particles and to only rock his “mind” as a weapon. Cuz his mind straight up didn't stop Capt. Universe's cosmic powers from blowing a hole in Wasp's wife (whoops, husband... Freudian slip) brilliant dome. Iron Jedi flies through the air, in his Stark Industries armor, and then nobly uses his lightsaber to murder the baby version of Bucky, before Hoist catches the Immell with his winch head on to waste the double clone. The young Darth Vader, then decides to show off a bit by force choking Wallace Wells, despite his dark protection from the demon rod, all while leaping into the air and onto the back of Hoist. The Sith formerly known as Anakin, then uses his lightsaber to cut into the Autobot, and ride the saber back down to the ground, extinguishing Hoist's spark in the process. Darth Maul can't quite top the awesome feat of awesomeness that his younger than he, Sith Lord Master just threw down; but he does make extremely short work of the lightsaber and blaster wielding Dark Side Adept #14.

Now, faced with their opportunity for a last ditch effort to stay alive in the tournament the seriously B.A. Duo of Baby Colossus and Det. Lubik stand back to back ready to face anything. Lubik cocks his pump shotgun and Colossus flexes his large, yet still tiny metal muscles. They know others would view it as a long shot; but they have no doubt that they can take on any competitors... After all, they are only surrounded by a few chumps, known as Capt. Universe, Magik (who I think just yawned cuz she may have slept through the match until this point), Capt. Atom, Green Lantern, Big Barda, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Megatron, and Absorbing Man (actually Zombie Vampire Absorbing Feline).

The skirmish begins with a valiant charge by what is left of Scarlet's squad and.......