Friday, February 21, 2014

Unlucky 13: Round 3- Kitties vs. Horsemen

The Super Orange Kitties and Cats are: Ant-Man(Scott Lang), Warpath, M.O.D.O.T., Robotman, Bedovian, Ravager, Heavy, Stass Allie, Wheeljack, Decepticon #5, Cowardly Lion, Finn McCool, Aunt May.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are" Taskmaster w/Indy's Whip, Deathstroke w/Luke's lightsaber, Exodus, High Evolutionary, Firestorm(Jason Rousch), White Lantern Sinestro, White Suit Anakin, Ce Ce Denowai, Green Lantern Springer, Red Lantern Slag, Black Hand, Smaug the Dragon, and Fry Guy #3.

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To:Josh From:NuFaGtu Sub:U13-R3
Just running this match by you. I call it "NuFaGtu's Checklist." Enjoy!

Witty Banter! More Taskmaster and Deathstroke hilarity!

Sniper Attack! Bedovian attacks from space, Exodus and Fry Guy #3 get their heads popped!

Lantern War! White Lantern Sinestro wastes Bedovian... IN SPAAAAACE!!!

Hot Robot Action! GL Springer and RL Slag vs. Wheeljack, Decepticon #5 and Robotman! GL Springer is the last man standing!

Minority Equality! Warpath stabs up Ce Ce Denowai!

Jedi Power Battle! White Suit Anakin slays Stass Allie!

Probable Sexual Delinquancy: High Evolutionary and Cowardly Lion leave, and neither are heard from again!

Obligatory Explosion! Firestorm and M.O.D.O.T. go KA-BOOOOOOSH!!!!

Smaug the Food Critic! Ant-Man:Potion size lacking. Finn McCool:Alcohol infused, delicious. Aunt May:Stale, undercooked. Heavy:Exquisite spice, would have again.

Racist Conspiracy? White Lantern Sinestro and White Suit Anakin team up to exterminate Warpath!

Maury Povich Style Drama! Deathstroke hesitates to take out his daughter Ravager. Taskmaster takes the killshot, add witty one-liner here. (You are not the father!)

There you have it, what do you think? -NuFaGtu.
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To:NuFaGtu Sub:RE:U13-R3

Good outline, I'm sure it will be entertaining when it's fleshed out a bit!

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To:Josh Sub:RE:U13-R3

Fleshed out? That's the match bro!

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To:NuFaGtu Sub:RE:U13-R3

Good Lord no!!! Do not, under ANY circumstances, post that dumpster fire!!!

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To:Josh Sub:REU13-R3

That's harsh! Aaaaaaand.... Too late. Posted.

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To:NuFaGtu Sub:RE:U13-R3

You're fired.

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To:Josh Sub:RE:U13-R3

LOL! See you at the draft!

3 comments:

NuFaGtu said...

The Horsemen are triumphant as Taskmaster, Deathstroke, WL Sinestro, WS Anakin, GL Springer, Black Hand and Smaug survive.

Kitties: All dead.

Everyone else: Dumber for having read this.

David Parks said...

Nominated for Best Match 2014. I'll have the final put together soon but it's gonna be anticlimactic after this one.

Josh the Commish said...

Great stuff Mike!! Loved it. Looking forward to yours Dave!!