HUNTINGTON WOODS, MI - Pablo, the once loved children's show icon turned FFL badboy, was caught and arrested earlier this afternoon in a drug-addled and drunken rage after B3's loss to Horsemen in the playoffs. He was found next to a dumpster in an alley behind a local bakery trying to relieve Papaw of his gravy in exchange for drug money and a day old cod fish wrapped in a newspaper.
When asked to comment he literally only said swear words so we will not publish them here.
Mugshot photo is attached. Bond has been set at 5000 clams.
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5 comments:
Lock his ass away.
B3 has no comment at this time!
ELL-OH-ELL: Legit.
That picture is oddly terrifying. I don't want none with the penguin!
Just read this for about the 50th time. Hilarious!!
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