Universe Bowl IX: Chapter XXXIII

As Thunderclash approaches the Nova-structure, he releases his passengers Jor-El and Wolverine onto a small asteroid outcropping, where they believe they can gain access to their enemies. They are certain that once Thunderclash begins the battle with his opening attack, that they are banking on being significant, that they will be able make a difference inside. But perhaps all of that is unnecessary. Every person on George Washington's Slaves is hoping that maybe, just maybe this entire battle won't have to be executed completely; and that Thunderclash along with the Autobot leaders of old can make it happen.

“Come on guys, this isn't really gonna work, is it”?? Asks Dak over the comlink.

“I've seen this thing in action guys, in Season 2. And it really is incredible. I just don't know if this guy has the same touch that Optimus had back then........ WAIT. WAIT A SECOND. FALL BACK, This isn't going to work. ALL CRAFT FALL BACK”. Exclaims Wedge to his teammates.

“What's your malfunction Wedge?? Thunderclash is going to open the Autobot Matrix of Leadership and then we are going to follow in the firestorm and win this thing” You're the only person here who has seen the Matrix in action, Why the hell would you be the skeptic all the sudden”?? Asks Maverick authoritatively.

As this conversation begins and continues, Thunderclash is floating before the structure, opening up his chest plate and pulling out the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, so he can “Light their Darkest Hour” like some of the once great, passed on Autobot leaders of the past have done. Thunderclash pulls the object out of his chest and begins to raise it up. But Meanwhile:

As the stunt fighters circle back into their original formation, Wedge speaks: “Listen up guys, I can't believe I didn't think of it before. I'm not the only one here who was there on that fateful day against the Commandos when the Matrix was opened”.

“What are you talking about Wedge?? I've done my research. That was Season 2, hardly anybody was actually in the league back then; and is still around on this team today. Not to mention that even less, lived through that epic battle”. Says Poe.

Wedge answers: “They aren't on the team anymore. But back in the Conference Finals when we were saved by the Matrix, it wasn't Optimus Prime that opened it up. Optimus was taken out by Titan Cymeks before he could do it; and Yoda finished the job. It was Yoda that lit our darkest hour with that thing and YODA IS DOWN THERE ON THE OTHER TEAM”!!

As Thunderclash puts his massive metal hands in the finger holes of the Matrix, he can feel that Matrix wants to be opened.......

DOWN ON THE NOVA POWER ENFORCED ASTEROID.....

Yoda and Palpatine sit next to each other, meditating on a makeshift carpeted pad in a crevice on the asteroid.

“What is it my friend” Asks Palpatine.

“A disturbance I feel in The Force; but overcome it can be if the plan we follow. Work together we must”. Yoda answers.

“We will succeed if we work together Master Yoda”. Palpatine replies in his ever menacing tone.

“Hmm. Yes. Turned against them their weapon can be. Seen it have I. Controlled it have I”. Says Yoda.

The Force Masters then both return to deep meditation.

Back in the space outside the structure, Maverick opens up the comlink to the rest of the team. “Wolverine, listen up. You and Jor El need to find Yoda and stop him at all costs. While Superman, you and the rest of your super-powered fliers need to move in and start Phase Two without us. It is our only chance”.

Superman does not answer, as he and his fellow Slaves instantly begin following the order; but Wolverine adds: “Listen up Mav, Jor and I are on it I'll be sure to skewer that little green fighting machine or die trying; but we all know what really has to be done here bub. And you guys up there in the ships are the only ones who can do that...... Nothing noble about not being the guy willing to sacrifice one friend for a whole bunch of other lives. Logan and Jor OUT”.

Thunderclash begins to open up the Matrix, when he breaks radio silence. And says: “It's working guys, but there is something not right. This isn't how Optimus, Rodiums, Alpha Trion and the others said it would be in my dream. I don't feel the power of my elders flowing through me. I'm not commanding them, nor are they controlling my actions. I feel nothing. In fact, I don't think it is me opening this thing at all”!!

“We don't think it is either buddy”. Says Wedge. He continues: “We think Yoda might be controlling it down on the asteroid. And if that happens then that thing you just pulled out of your chest, may just light their darkest hour instead of ours. Can you put it back in your chest”??

“No, it won't let me”. Answers Thunderclash.

Maverick chimes in: “Wolverine thinks we should......”.

But Thunderclash cuts him off: “Wolverine is right. It is the only way”.

At the exact same time that this is transpiring, Wolverine and Jor El have just arrived outside the makeshift holdout of Yoda and The Emperor. Palpatine, knowing that Yoda's concentration cannot be broken ventures out on his own to answer the threat. Even Wolverine's strong sense of smell is useless to him with a space helmet on, which gives Palpatine the element of surprise as he leaps into action igniting his crimson blade. Wolverine and the Emperor jump into a pitched battle, when Jor El takes hold of his Kryptonian B.F.G. And takes aim. He fires a series of shots, but Palpatine is able to momentarily exit his battle with Wolverine and dodge the attacks. Palpatine then Force pushes Jor El to the ground, knocking his gun away in the process, while executing a spin through the air which lands him over top of Superman's father and delivers his lightsaber into Jor El's chest. “JOR”!! Wolverine screams as he becomes filled with rage and rushes towards Palpatine to reignite their battle.

BACK IN SPACE...

Maverick, Poe, Wedge, and Dak all circle back and issue a flurry of apologies and laser blasts on their friend Thunderclash, in an attempt to stop the Matrix from opening. Nothing seems to work, as The Matrix seems to not only block, but absorb the projectile attacks, much like a lightsaber does when wielded by a Jedi. They know that if they fire every missile they have at Thunderclash and the Matrix that it may work; but then there will be no way of taking out the defenses of the Nova-structure. Until Dak all of the sudden accelerates well past attack speed, diverting all laser and shield power to the rear thrusters.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SLAVE 4”?? Asks Slave Leader.

“I'm taking on the whole Matrix myself” responds Dak.

“We can't let him do that”. Says Poe.

“We have to”. Says Maverick and Wedge in unison as the three remaining X-Wings pull up and allow Dak to fire every missile he has, right before he flies the hull of his X-Wing directly into his friend Thunderclash, so as to sacrifice them both and give the Slaves one last shot at survival.

Meanwhile, Wolverine has managed to knock down Palpatine and smack the lightsaber from his hand. He is moving in on the Sith Lord, when Yoda wakes from his meditation, knowing that his plan to commandeer control of the Matrix has failed. “SHEEV”!! Yoda yells, as he realizes that his unlikely friend is in danger. Yoda leaps into action igniting his emerald colored lightsaber and runs at lightning speed at Wolverine. Yoda leaps with a flurry attack, flipping through the air and delivering his lightsaber and feet into the chest of Wolverine, knocking him back right before he was able to deliver the killing blow to The Emperor. Wolverine knocks Yoda to the ground as his healing factor begins to recover him from the lightsaber wound; but Yoda and Palpatine regroup as well. The battle is not quite pitched now as the two Force users surround and overwhelm Wolverine. Wolverine parries many of their attacks; but eventually loses what little control he had of the skirmish. Palpatine delivers a deadly stabbing wound to his heart while Yoda leaps behind the mutant and removes his head. Palpatine and Yoda then waste no time, as they are well aware of Wolverine's powers and skill set. Palpatine takes far too much pleasure in slicing Wolverine into about a dozen pieces, which Yoda then Force blasts into all different directions, sending them deep into space.

With the big plans of both of these teams to end this battle before it started quelled; the battle that these two teams were deserving is now completely underway. As Maverick, Wedge, and Poe dodge, evade, and fight back against the Nova controlled Nova-structure itself, in an attempt to find some sort of power source, Amazon is mid-air battling Ursa, Superman has begun trading blows with Steel Doomsday, Fernus and Doomslayer have begun an epic battle of who can be more cray-cray as the kids like to say-say, and Tomar Tu and Zillius Zox have both begun to move in towards Black Lantern Loki.

Ursa attempts to arrogantly overcome the weather controlling powers of Amazon by using her own powerful breath; but fails to do so. Amazon sees this little victory and decides to up the ante by throwing as much solar flared space weather as she can muster at Ursa; but the fully-powered Kryptonian will not be outclassed. Just because Ursa could not beat Amazon at her own game, doesn't mean she couldn't win the fight her way. Ursa manages to stay in the air against the powers of Princess Orora, fight through the resistance and grab a hold of Amazon. Once in close quarters Amazon feels that she may have the upper hand due to her superior melee skills; but that does not seem to matter either as it is not fighting prowess or latent ability that wins the day; but rather sheer physical strength. Ursa manages to let the blows of Amazon glance off of her as she gets her hands around her opponents neck, not letting go until she feels the vertebrae crack in her palm.

As the guy that took out the original Doomsday: Superman is not having quite as much trouble with the Steel version as some on The Highness may have hoped. Superman hangs back in the air after a series of exchanged punches and lets loose an intense blast of heat vision which burns away much of the protective armor donned by this particular Doomsday clone. Once the melted gear begins to bond to the Doomsday, Superman flies down and relentlessly pounds Steel Doomsday into oblivion with his fists.

Maverick, Wedge, and Poe are accomplishing amazing feats of acrobatic flight, in combating the turbo lasers of the Nova-structure; but they now finally believe that they have discovered the physical power source that Nova is pumping energy into and also from. The three stunt fighters swoop under the defenses and counter-measures laid out by good ol' Dick Rider (best name in all of comics) and put themselves in attack position. Maverick gives the order to fire as Wedge and Poe fire everything and Maverick fires all but two advanced missiles so as to save a little something for when the smoke clears. Mav gives the order for evacuation, and evacuate Poe and Wedge do. Although Maverick in the lead position of the formation is caught in one of the last counter-measures. Slave Leader's ship begins to spin out of control towards the center of power source; but right before his X-Wing is totally destroyed, he shoots off his remaining two projectiles to knock out the shields and power of the Nova-structure once and for all. Maverick's ship is still crushed into nothing by the sheer weight of the solidified energy around him.

Tomar Tu and Zillius Zox come at Black Lantern Loki from opposite sides and deliver a plethora of green constructs and red plasma vomit blasts at the Norse god of mischief. Known by all three competitors that they need to combine their lantern abilities in order to destroy Loki, they all act accordingly. In an attempt to separate the two Slaves Loki mischievously zaps a small meteor above them off course and sends it directly into Tomar Tu, burying him underneath it. Loki then easily fights through the red plasma blasts of Zox and rips his heart out for a quick feast. Loki revels in his victory and at the taste of the lantern heart, when an enraged Tomar Tu uses his ring to blast the boulder holding him down into pieces. Despite the protective green aura that his ring provides for him, Tu is extremely bruised and battered, serving to forget his normal overwhelming emotion and let anger take over. This ends up working in his favor as his anger attracts the free-floating red ring of Zox, which attaches itself to the left hand of Tomar. The newly made double lantern, puts a red aura around a massive green sword construct and uses it to slice Black Lantern Loki in half and this time kill him for good.

As Poe and Wedge double back and see how they can regroup and help the others, they are met by Nova himself, who is none too happy with the recent destruction of his super structure. Nova levels an enormous blast of energy in their direction, which completely wipes out Poe's ship and heavily damages the ship of Wedge. Wedge is able to right himself and notices Nova coming around for another pass. With no shields left, and his hull and systems functioning at only around 25%, Wedge takes aim at Nova with his lasers and in an incredible bout of luck and skill mixed is able to blast the small target into oblivion.

Doomslayer and Fernus are bloodied, burned, bruised, and barely breathing as their pitched battle continues. They have both thrown everything they have at one another, yet neither seems to gain the upper hand. As the two of them muster what remaining strength they have, they rush at one another. Fernus delivers a double fisted punch to the head of Doomslayer, while Doomslayer comes down hard on the head of Fernus with a building leveling punch. Both of their necks break, as they join each in death.

Superman regroups with the green and red ring wielding Tomar Tu, while Ursa stands alone awaiting the rendezvous of her teammates Palpatine and Yoda. As the two Force Masters are seen running towards them over the asteroid horizon and Ursa is flying fast to meet her nemesis Superman in battle, Tomar Tu envelops the area with a redish-green aura; so as to slow the motion of Palpatine and Yoda. Ursa barrages Superman with a flurry of punches, then backs away and hits him with a burst of heat vision delivered mid-flight. But Superman perseveres through the attack and then mounts one of his own. The two old enemies enter into a skirmish that is not quite as pitched as Ursa had hoped for as the Last Son of Krypton proves who the top Kryptonian is by getting a hold of Ursa and squeezing until her back begins to crack. Supes is then able to throw Ursa down to the hard asteroid ground and then quickly finish the attack by coming down hard, feet first on to Zod's former captain to grind her into oblivion and finish her off for good.

Tomar Tu's energy aura certainly worked to insure Superman a one on one battle against his old nemesis; but it was destined to not hold two warriors as powerful as Yoda and Sidious for long. As Yoda's concentration breaks he violently waves his arms causing the green and red energy aura to dissipate. Palpatine wastes no time; and as soon as Tomar is left exposed he takes action. The Dark Lord of the Sith leaps into action and sends his crimson lightsaber deep into the chest of Tomar Tu. By the time Palpatine lands, Yoda is ready and at his side for a final stand off between the incoming Kryptonian. Superman uses his mighty breath to blow Yoda over and send him momentarily sailing, while Palpatine ignites his lightsaber and leaps towards Supes. Superman is able to avoid most of the lightsaber swings, but the ones that do hit, do not deal nearly as much damage as the Sith Lord had hoped. Superman then hits Palpatine with a punch that would kill most humans, but the Force aura around the Sith Lord protects him from serious damage. Superman does not hesitate for a second as Palpatine is recovering to move in on Yoda and attempt to finish off the diminutive Senior Jedi. Supes starts unleashing a blast of heat vision on Yoda, who barely gets his lightsaber up in time to block it. As Yoda uses his Force weapon and the Force itself to block the Kryptonian power, Superman simply continues to up the power and gain the upper hand; but Palpatine leaps back into action to defend his unlikely ally by hitting Kal El with the strongest burst of Sith Lightning he has ever conjured. This throws Superman off of his game; but not before he inflicts mortally wounding burns to the body of Yoda. Superman then redirects his attack back to Palpatine, despite being bombarded with the Sith tainted Force Lightning. Superman, while being dealt intense pain from the glowing, powerful attack continues to slowly move towards Palpatine through his shouts of “NO” and “DIE”. Palpatine's vicious smile turns into a puzzled frown as his brutal shouts turn to a plea of “MASTER YODA!! PLEEEEEZE HELP”!!!!

Open wounds are visible all over the body of Superman from the Sith Lightning permeating his normally impenetrable skin; but this does not stop Superman from reaching The Emperor's position and grabbing a hold of his body. Superman bellows as he rips off the right arm of Palpatine with his left hand and delivers a neck breaking punch with his right fist. But mere seconds after the death of Palpatine, a green lightsaber, thrown from the scorched body of Yoda penetrates the skin of the Man of Steel through one of the Kryptonian's open wounds, finding his heart in the process. As Yoda and Superman both deal with the pain of their last few seconds of life, Yoda looks over at the lifeless body of his friend Sheev and says: “Avenged you are, dead ….. their........ champion........... is.....”.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER.....

“Superman are you there.... Jor El, Superman, Thunderclash, Maverick..... Is anybody there?? This is Ki Adi Mundi. Has anybody survived the attack. We need all hands back on The Playoff Planet. REPEAT. Is anybody left. Has anybody survived the attack”??

“General Mundi. This is Slave 2, reporting in”.

“WEDGE!! Is anybody else left”??

Wedge replies: “That's a negative General Mundi, I am the only survivor of this battle. My X-Wing is heavily damaged, and I am limping it back home to you. But I am the only one. Our team is dead..... Repeat, our team is.......... Dead.