Monday, March 22, 2021

Charles Barkleys Turrible Decisions vs The Striders of Rohan

 Barkleys Turrible Decisions are Omniman, Invincible, Battlebeats, Thrag, and Allen the Alien, Nautilator, Snaptrap, Overbite, Seawing, Skalor, and Tentakil, Killer Croc, Princess Laya of the Salad Kingdom, Pokemon Trainer Scarlet, Piplup, Eevee, and Detective Pikachu, Resplendent Man, Kitana w/ a frog suit, Kano, Sonja Blade, Jax, Al Capone w/ Power Ring, Venom (Flash Thompson) , HotSpot, Blades, Streetwise, Groove, and First Aid, T-X Terminator, The Whither.


The Striders of Rohan are Power Ring, Earth 2 Batman w/ a Green Lantern Ring, Rage w/ a Red Lantern Ring, Morg w/ a Red Lantern Ring, Arwen Evenstar w/ a Blue Lantern Ring, Zombie King Kong, Submarine with Death Trooper #1a and #2a, Storm Trooper #1a and #1b, and Literally Your old Lady (end of submarine characters), Blue Lantern #1a and #1b, Black Lantern Blue Lantern, Vampire Blue Lantern, Zombie Blue Lantern, Thorin Oakenshield, Bifur, Bofer, Bombur, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Ori, Nori, and Dori, Spinasaurous #1a, Spinasaurous #2, Vampire Spinosaurus, Zombie Spinasaurous, and Black Lantern Spinosaurus, Decpeticon #1a and #1b, Black Lantern Decepticon, Vampire Decepticon, Zombie Decpeticon, Cybertronian #1a and #1b, Black Lantern Cybertronian, Vampire Cybertronian, Steve Yzerman, Paul Coffey, Tim Chevaldae, Bryan Murray, Alan Trammel, Literally ur ol’ lady, Gondor Soldier #3, 12, 15, 18, 19, 20, Fedayeen #5 (last life), Jedi Knight #1a and 1b, Zombie Jedi Knight, Vampire Jedi Knight, Black Lantern Jedi Knight, and Swamp Bender #1 and 2. 



Before the match even stars can we get some rips in chat for : Laya, Scarlett, Piplup, Eevee, Detective Pikachu, Kano, Sonja Blade, Jax, Steve Yzerman, Paul Coffey, Tim Chevaldae, Bryan Murray, Alan Trammel, Gondor Soldier #2, 12, 15, 18, 19, and 20, Fedayeen #5, Jedi Knight #1a, Jedi Knight #1b, Thorin Oakenshield, Bifur, Bofer, Bomber, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Ori, Nori, and Dori, Spinasaurous #1a, Spinasaurous #2,  Vampire Spinasaurous, and Zombie Spinasaurous and Black Lantern Spineasaurous


Now,,on to the match. This takes place in Atlantis.





As soon as they drop in the water the troopers and literally your old lady in the submarine notice Resplendent Man as a huge threat, so they fire every missile they can possibly shoot at him but he takes it like a champ. Then punches the submarine into oblivion killing the troopers and literally your old lady, before Resplendent Man receives a Green Lantern made Axe to the neck from Earth 2 batman, in Resplendent Man's last breath he shoots heat vision through the head of Earth 2 batman.


Zombie king kong seemed intimidating, but as soon as the seacons realized he couldn't swim they immediately rush to him and tear him apart. The Jedi Knights rush towards the seacons to avenge Kong but as soon as they turn on their lightsabers they see that they don't work here, and before they can even look back up there dead as the seacons burnt them to death with lasers. 


Arwen Evanstar watching from afar away sees the dominating of the seacons and contacts Power Ring, Morg, Rage, Baron Zemo, and Berry Sanders through telepathy to warn them. With Barry Sanders shooting the seacons with ice balls this allows the lanterns to blow through their metal skin with lantern blasts, Leaving Berry Sanders and Rage alive after defeating the seacons. Killer Croc then comes from behind and grabs them both by the neck and rips their heads off with his teeth. 


Swamp Bender #1 and 2 see that they don't have any vines to work with, and don't like their chances with just water, so they form bubbles around them and retreat.



Venom swims towards the 2 cybertronians thinking he might have a slight advantage but his mobility suffers greatly as the Transformers rip him apart.

Striders see that they are greatly overmatched and outnumbered to this point, and know that all that can save them is hope. Arwen, Black Lantern Blue Lantern, Blue Lantern #1a, Blue Lantern #1b, Vampire Blue Lantern, and Zombie Blue Lantern use all the hope they've got and combine the power to create the biggest blast you'll ever see, destroying  Omniman, Invincible, Battlebeast, Thrag, and Allen the Alien. This power disintegrated all of the blue lanterns and Zombie Decepticon, Vampire Decepticon, and Grapple who got caught in the range. 


The protectobots go after trail breaker and ultimately overpowering the durable transformer. The remaining protectobots, hotspot and groove, take out Vampire Cybertronian. 


Killer Croc, Bobbing and weaving through the water at high speeds smacks Black Lantern Cybertronian to the ground which sets up T-x Terminator to blast him to dust with her plasma cannon. Killer Croc then moves onto the 2 decepticon and is just way too fast, ripping them both apart and standing triumphantly over the metal floating through the ocean. 


Dion, being the only strider left, tries to avenge his strider brothers by sneaking up on killer croc, but in sacrifice, kitana breaks out of her frog suit and throws her to fans in the cracks of his metal skin then ripping them out thus killing dion and resulting in kitana drowning herself.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Charles Barkleys Turrible Decisions are Victorious!

Barkleys: Killer Croc, Al Capone, Hotspot, Groove, T-X Terminator, and The Whither Survive.

Striders: Swamp Benders #1 and #2 retreat and are the only Survivors.

I barely had any time to write this, so i tried to make it mildly entertaining and i picked the right winner, sorry if one of your characters just did nothing but i tried to get every character in there

David Parks said...

Nah, why waste words on the cannon fodder? Good match, RIP in chat to all those dudes.

Josh the Commish said...

RIP. Never forget. Ffffff.

Josh the Commish said...

GM ZL. GG OMP.

Josh the Commish said...

Anyone who can figure out ^^the above coded message gets an automatic free membership to Qanon.

Anonymous said...

LOL. I’m assuming I’m not allowed to answer .