Built Ford Tough vs. The Untouchables

I have been appointed by my brethren Joshatu and Ryatu to watch the following Year 2, Week 6 Match: Built Ford Tough vs. The Untouchables.

I look into the locker room of Built Ford Tough, who is Han Solo and Chewbacca in an AT-ST, Indiana Jones, Jack Ryan, Harrison Ford, U.S. Agent, Scout Troopers #1-33, Wilt and Barry Sanders in a Tank, Sardakaurs #1-12, Beta Ray Bill, Captain Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Dr. Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato, Ianto Jones, Aslan the Lion, Deadly Viper Assassin Squad: Bill, Bud, Cottonmouth, Copper Head and California Mountain Snake, Professor Snape, The Flaming Carrot in a Go-Cart, Power Man, Iron Fist, Sirius Black, Star Sapphire, Fantastic Max, FX and AB, Grapple, Cowboy Curtis, Archie the Octo-Spider, Andrew Jackson Libby, E. Honda, The Doctor, Darkwing Duck on a Speeder Bike, Steve McQueen on a Ducati, Mr. T, Moltar, The Beatles: John, Paul, George, & Ringo, Joey, Pacy, and Dawson, Strong Guy, Solid Snake, Veronica Mars, Keith Mars, & Weevil, Failed Jedi #1-10, Arachnids #1-50, Ellie, Katie, Simone, and Benjy, Diego & Baby Jaguar, Mandalorians #6-10, Ancient Sith Lords #8-14, Sand Troopers #1-25, Ewok #75 and Treasure Troll #26.

Mr. T.: I pity the fool who takes us on Easter Day! I will show him no respect!

Captain Jack Harkness: Hopefully I get lucky today!

Veronica Mars: You help win this battle and I’ll make sure of it!

I look into The Untouchables’ locker room and see Deadpool on a Speeder Bike, Megatron, The Constructicons, The Fantastic 4, Pyro, Ratchet, Legolas on Horse #5, Sorceress of Castle Grayskull, She-Hulk, Boromir on Horse #6, Bombshell, Kickback, Shrapnel, Ent #1-6, Elven Soldiers #1 and 2 on Horses #7 and 8, Elven Soldiers #3-12, Green Arrow, Black Canary on Ducati, Punisher and Sgt. Todd in a Tank, Malficent, Merlin on Horse #9, The Pretender Monsters, Tomar Tu, Granny Goodness, The Female Furies, Onslaught, Blob, She-Ra on Swift Wind and Madam Razz on Broom, Sinestro (w/ Green Ring), Scourge, Sweeps #1 and 2, (movie) Bumblebee, (movie) Brawl, Pounce and Wingspan, Siryn, Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, Karate Kid, Brainiac 5, The wildCATS: Voodoo, Spartan, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, and Lord Emp, Huntress on Batgirl's motorcycle, Nazgul #9 with Fell Beast, Huffer, Hoist, Inferno, Aleta One, Darth Reknit and Darth Lebb, Xio Jade, Eclipso, Scarecrow on Horse #10, Dr. Light (the evil dude), Beast Man, The Protectabots and Dark Side Acolytes #7-18.

Onslaught: If any of you embarrass me by losing to Built Ford Tough and giving them their first victory, I will be sure our owner has either your body on the trading block, or head on the chopping block!

Most of the members of Built Ford Tough and The Untouchables are hoping that the match will not last too long since they have to attend Easter Mass and follow it with an Easter Meal. Others on the teams are still celebrating Passover and are bitter that they have several days left of eating matzah. They charge at each other with unmeasured ferocity.

Diego and Baby Jaguar lead the charge. Green Arrow releases his bow and lets an arrow fly through the air. The tip pierces through Diego’s eye and instantly kills him.

Green Arrow: Pull!

Black Canary uses her ultrasonic scream to push Baby Jaguar in the sky. Green Arrow releases an exploding arrow that hits its mark. The arrow strikes Baby Jaguar and the small feline explodes like a clay pigeon in the sky. Black Canary jumps back on her Ducati and joins her other mounted teammates.

Deadpool on a Speeder Bike, Legolas on Horse #5, Boromir on Horse #6, Eleven Soldier #1 on Horse #7, Elven Soldier #2 on Horse #8, Black Canary on a Ducati, She-Ra on Swift Wind, Madam Razz on her Broom, and Huntress on Batgirl’s Motorcycle race through the grasslands. Cowboy Curtis sees the Elven Soldiers with bows coming at him. Cowboy Curtis has a flashback of simpler times when he roamed the plains with the American Indians and freezes. His body is riddled with the arrows of both Elven Soldiers. The Beatles: John, Paul, George and Ringo see the Huntress on Batgirl’s motorcycle and their jaws drop at the beauty before them. She-Ra, thinking the Fabulous Four are a bit sexist (and for the most part, have picked poorly in their relationships) decapitates all four in a row. Joey, Pacy and Dawson attempt and avoid being slaughtered like cattle. Deadpool enjoys the challenge of all three running in different directions and while side-riding his speeder bike, blasts each of the Dawson’s Creek inhabitants. Madam Razz uses a spell to make Ewok #75 and Treasure Troll #26 lift off the ground. Legolas and Boromir slice the small combatants in half. Darkwing Duck on a Speeder Bike, Flaming Carrot on a go-kart and Steve McQueen on a Ducati race to the scene. The three manage to use their skills and entrap Elven Soldiers #1 and #2 and Horses #7 and 8. Although the Elves let their arrows fly, Darkwing, Carrot and McQueen manage to avoid the shafts. Punisher and Sgt. Todd in a Tank and Merlin on Horse #9 rush to the battle. Punisher and Sgt. Todd use their weapons to riddle Flaming Carrot and his go-kart with bullets. They then use their tank to blow McQueen and his Ducati to bits. Merlin casts a spell which raises Duck off his speeder bike, which is sent flying without its driver, hitting the ground and exploding. Darkwing Duck is in the air, trying desperately to break from Merlin’s spell. Darkwing is easy prey as he is struck by the arrows of Legolas, Elven Soldier #1, and Elven Soldier #2. As he falls to the ground, Boromir and She-Ra slice apart Darkwing at the same time. A bloody mess hits the ground. Wilt and Barry Sanders drive over to the fracas and Barry Sanders fires upon the Untouchables. Barry Sanders manages to blow away both Elven Soldiers #1 and #2 along with their Horses #7 and 8. Scarecrow on Horse #10 attempts to alter the Sanders’ ability to think by blowing mind-altering dust in their faces, but is unsuccessful and is soon shot from an unknown source, killing both himself and his horse.

Barry: What’d you think about that dad!?!

Wilt: Good job, son. But not as good as Jim Brown would have done!

Barry: How about this, dad!?!

Barry fires again and manages to take out Boromir on Horse #6. It turns out that an AT-ST is the killer of Scarecrow (see mention above), as Han Solo and Chewbacca in an AT-ST comes to the aid of their teammates. With the combined firepower of the Sanders’ tank and the AT-ST, Legolas on Horse #5, She-Ra on Swiftwind and Black Canary on a Ducati are taken out.

The Untouchables’ Transformers come to the battleground amongst the vehicle spectacular. Megatron, the Constructicons, Ratchet, Bombshell, Kickback, Shrapnel, The Pretender Monsters, Scourge, Sweeps #1 and 2, (movie) Bumblebee, (movie) Brawl, Pounce and Wingspan, Huffer, Hoist, Inferno, Aleta One, and the Protectabots join the fracas. The Transformers are too much for the remaining Tough clan as Megatron, Ratchet, Bombshell, Kickback, and Shrapnel destroy the AT-ST and then electrocute and blow away Han Solo and Chewbacca. Wilt and Barry Sanders in a tank are met by the Pretender Monsters, Scourge, Sweeps #1 and 2, Bumblebee, Brawl and Aleta One. The tank is destroyed, Will Sanders is killed and Barry Sanders, although attempting to do his signature back and forth moves, is killed by Pounce who shreds him apart. The remaining Transformers: Wingspan, Huffer, Hoist, Inferno and the Protectabots focus on the other “more normal” members of Built Ford Tough, who are scrambling around. Jack Ryan, Harrison Ford, Fantastic Max, FX and AB, Veronica Mars, Keith Mars and Weevil, Ellie, Katie, Simone, and Benjy are crushed, killed and destroyed by the Transformers. Grapple comes to the scene and avenges some of his fallen brethren by destroying Sweeps #1 and 2. Grapple is then taken out by the entire Untouchables Transformer clan.

Built Ford Tough decides to fight The Untouchables’ next wave of combatants through sheer numbers; thus, Scout Troopers #1-33, Sardakaurs #1-12, Failed Jedi #1-10, Arachnids #1-50, Mandalorians #6-10, Ancient Sith Lords #8-14, and Sand Troopers #1-25 take the field. Although they are met by The Untouchables’ “common” warriors of Elven Soldiers #3-12, Ents #1-6 and Dark Side Acolytes #7-18, they are no match for the swarming Tough team. Through the melee, Scout Troopers #1-7, Arachnids #3-11 and Sand Troopers #7-15 are killed. Nonetheless, their sacrifices are not in vain as all Elven Soldiers #3-12, Ents #1-6 and Dark Side Acolytes #7-18 are killed. The Legion of Superheroes: Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, Karate Kid, Brainiac 5, and The wildCATS: Voodoo, Spartan, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, and Lord Emp meet the swarms head-to-head. The magnetism manipulation of Cosmic Boy, electricity manipulation of Lightning Lad, telepathic ability of Saturn Girl, flight and intangibility of Phantom Girl, inflatability and resistance to injury of Bouncing Boy, three-bodied Triplicate Girl, superhuman strength, speed and claws of Timber Wolf, shape shifting of Chameleon Boy, martial arts skills of Karate Kid, and mind of Brainiac 5, along with the numerous abilities of the wildCATS is too much for the remaining Build Ford Tough troops. Thus, all Scout Troopers, Sardakaurs, Failed Jedi, Arachnids, Mandalorian, Ancient Sith Lords and Sand Troopers are killed. Their bodies litter the battlefield.

The Torchwood crew: Captain Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Dr. Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato and Ianto Jones team with the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad: Bill, Bud, Cottonmouth, Copper Head, and California Mountain Snake to take on Maleficent, Granny Goodness and The Female Furies. Before Maleficent can transform into the black dragon (which she is known for in battle), the Assassin Squad manages to repeatedly stab and slice her – the evil faerie goes down. The Female Furies: Gilotina, Stompa, Bernadeth and Mad Harriet sworm the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad. Stompa uses her powers to shake the ground beneath the Squad. Gilotina uses her hands to slice through Bud. Bernadeth uses her fahren knife to burn Cottonmouth from the inside out. Mad Harriet’s energy claws rip through Copper Head and California Mountain Snake. The Furies then kill Gwen Cooper, Dr. Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato and Ianto Jones. Captain Jack Harkness and Bill are left standing. Granny Goodness senses that Harkness is “special” and therefore will need to use her Apokolyptian technology to actually destroy him.

Harkness: Hey ladies, I’m not really discriminating. How about a six way? If you want to see some real “fury” let’s take a romp in the grass. [Looks to Bill]. You can even join in too. [Bill takes out a knife and commits hari-kari].

Goodness: Tempting although your offer may be. . .

Goodness uses her technology and with the assistance of the Furies, destroys Harkness.

She-Hulk is fighting Strong Guy. The two are evenly matched and throwing devastating punches at one another. Aslan the Lion jumps on the scene and since She-Hulk is worn down by Strong Guy already, is mauled and killed by Aslan. Beast Man comes over to Aslan and tries to control the lion since he has the power to control wild animals. Beast Man is wrong is his assessment since Aslan is a “gifted” lion. The beast rips Beast Man apart. Pyro uses his pyrotechnic abilities to shoot flames at Aslan. Aslan is singed and falls to the ground, injured but not dead. Seeing this, U.S. Agent comes on the scene. U.S. Agent manages to deflect the flames of Pyro with his shield and then decapitates him with a swift slice of his shield across Pyro’s neck.

U.S. Agent then teams with Power Man, Solid Snake, Indiana Jones, Iron Fist, E. Honda, Mr. T. and Strong Guy. The Tough Team focuses on the initial combatants and their vehicles: Deadpool on a Speeder Bike, Madam Razz on her broom, and Huntress on Batgirl’s motorcycle. Indiana Jones uses his whip to snag Razz on her broom in the air. He tugs his whip and “boom goes the dynamite” as down crashes Razz and her broom. Mr. T. and E. Honda give her a “beat down” and she dies of internal bleeding. Solid Snake uses his keen marksmanship skills to shoot Deadpool’s Speeder Bike. As Deadpool is flying through the air and falling to the ground, he shoots and kills both Mr. T. and Solid Snake. Instead of rolling on the ground, Deadpool rolls into Power Man, Iron Fist and Strong Guy. Although Deadpool manages to kill Power Man, Iron Fist’s chi fist and Strong Guy’s brute power kills him. Huntress’ batcycle is brought down by U.S. Agent’s shield. She rolls and uses her weapons to kill E. Honda. U.S. Agent, Iron Fist, Strong Guy and Indiana Jones finish her off.

Beta Ray Bill, Aslan the Lion, Professor Snape, Sirius Black, Star Sapphire, Archie the Octo-Spider, The Doctor and Moltar face off against the Fantastic 4, Sorceress of Castle Grayskull, Merlin on Horse #9, Tomar Tu, Onslaught, Blob, Sinestro (w/ Green Ring), Nazgul #9 with Fell Beast, Darth Reknit and Darth Lebb, Xio Jade, Eclipso, and Dr. Light (the evil dude). Aslan the Lion, in an already weakened condition, is killed by the combined force powers of Darth Reknit and Darth Lebb, along with the ferocity of Nazgul #9 and his Fell Beast. Moltar unleashes his lava flow from his containment suit and kills Blob. With Moltar without his containment suit, Merlin casts a spell which rips Moltar apart. Professor Snape and Sirius Black use their combined magic casting abilities to defeat and kill the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull. The Fantastic Four focus on Archie the Octo-Spider. The Invisible Girl protects the foursome while each uses their abilities against the being. The Human Torch uses his flames to scorch the spider, which falls to the ground. Mr. Fantastic wraps the Spider up while the Thing pummels, and ultimately, destroys it. Star Sapphire takes on Dr. Light, Eclipso, Sinestro, and Tomar Tu. Although Star Sapphire uses her powers to take out Dr. Light, the remaining three batter her around like a rag doll with their rings and abilities. Star Sapphire falls dead to the ground. Beta Ray Bill uses Stormbreaker’s powers, along with his strength and agility, to defeat Tomar Tu, Eclipso and Sinestro. Snape and Black then combine their powers again and destroy Merlin and his Horse #9.

The teams regroup and ready for the final battle. Built Ford Tough: Indiana Jones, U.S. Agent, Beta Ray Bill, Professor Snape, Iron Fist, Sirius Black, The Doctor, and Strong Guy battle The Untouchables: Megatron, The Constructicons, The Fantastic 4, Ratchet, Bombshell, Kickback, Shrapnel, Green Arrow, Punisher and Sgt. Todd in a Tank, The Pretender Monsters, Granny Goodness, The Female Furies, Onslaught, Scourge, (movie) Bumblebee, (movie) Brawl, Pounce and Wingspan, Siryn, Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, Karate Kid, Brainiac 5, The wildCATS: Voodoo, Spartan, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, and Lord Emp, Nazgul #9 with Fell Beast, Huffer, Hoist, Inferno, Aleta One, Darth Reknit and Darth Lebb, Xio Jade, Eclipso, and The Protectabots. The battle is pitched and furious. . . Built Ford Tough are all killed. Indiana Jones killed by Pounce and Wingspan. U.S. Agent killed by the wildCATS. Beta Ray Bill killed by the Legion of Superheroes, Megatron, and the Pretender Monsters. Professor Snape killed by The Constructicons and Siryn. Iron Fist killed by Darth Reknit and Darth Lebb. Sirius Black killed by Nazgul #9 with Fell Beast, Huffer, Hoist and Inferno. The Doctor killed by the Female Furies, (movie) Bumblebee and (movie) Brawl. Strong Guy killed by Granny Goodness and the Fantastic Four. Amongst those who died in the final battle for the Untouchables: Ratchet, Green Arrow, Shrapnel, Punisher and Sgt. Todd in a Tank, and Xio Jade.

The Untouchables: Megatron, The Constructicons, The Fantastic 4, Bombshell, Kickback, The Pretender Monsters, Granny Goodness, The Female Furies, Onslaught, Scourge, (movie) Bumblebee, (movie) Brawl, Pounce and Wingspan, Siryn, Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, Karate Kid, Brainiac 5, The wildCATS: Voodoo, Spartan, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, and Lord Emp, Nazgul #9 with Fell Beast, Huffer, Hoist, Inferno, Aleta One, Darth Reknit and Darth Lebb, Eclipso, and The Protectabots survive.

Built Ford Tough: All dead.

THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!!!

Week 7: Retreat Week

Setting: The Forest Moon of Endor
Points: 701
Prize: Tie-Bomber

-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing
-Better Than All of You Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
-Built Ford Tough Vs. George Washington's Slaves
-The Untouchables Vs. Beckermans Backyardigans: Beeyatches
-Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. The Syracuse Valley
-TEAM Vs. The Abomitrons
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

The Abomitrons Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

The Abomitrons are Batman & Robin in the original Batmobile, Robin, Alfred, Ace the Bat Hound, Iron Man, Chuck Norris, Cyborg Superman, Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddimore, Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, Zoë, Wash, Jane, Kaylee, Book, Anora, Simon, & River, Mega Man, Rush, Capt. America, Bucky, Nomad & Baby Bucky on a Speeder Bike, Starfire, Raven, Mario, Luigie, Tim, Paul, Steve, & The Bry in a Tank, Yaddle & Jedi Padawan #33, Blade, Blade & Whistler, Ax-battler, Gilleus Thunderhead, & Tyrius Flare, Falco, Joe Levine, Shannon Pilkinton, Jared Pilkinton, Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander, Sandra O, & Olif Golzig in Blackbird 1, Hancock, Leviathon, Cerberus, Beast, Phineas, Ferb, & Perry in a Land Speeder, Kirby, Stryfe, Cyborg, Mrs. Voorhies, Upgraded Agents #1-3, Abon Sur, Capt. Rex, Commander Cody, Master Jedi Mara Jade, Sledgehammer, Ratta the Hutt, Baby Colossus, Iron Monger, Motaro, Death Adder, Widget, The Ray, Montross, Ben Tennyson, Gwen, Kevin, M. Bison, Sgt. Mike Shinsky, Sandra Bullock, Théoden King, Eomer, Rohirim #1-4, Diddy Kong, Horribull & Creb, Starman, Dark Helmet w/ Ewoks #49 & 51 in an AT-ST, Elite Clone Trooper #22-31, Jedi Knight #36-45, Wookie Soldier #31-36, Ape Soldier #1-6, Starship Trooper #51-68, Naboo Soldier #1-18, Zombie #1, & Danny Ocean.

Alice’s Wonder Team is Primus, Zod, Non, Hyperion, SSJ4 Gogeta, Jorus C’baoth, Joruus C’baoth, Goblin #2-85, & Vampire #1-80.



The great and powerful Primus sits dormant in the next orbit over, in the planet form that he has been in, for many thousand years. While on the planet over 2 armies march up to each other in preparation for the battle that is about to take place. Alfred, who is appearing on the field for the first time ever since he was appointed Head Coach of the team formerly known as Reign Supremacy before Season 1 even began approaches Captain America and says: “Cap I’m going to need you to be my officer in charge on the field once this thing begins”. “Yes Sir General Pennyworth, I’ll do my best” Captain America replies. As the battle begins Capt. America looks to his old pal Bucky whom he was separated from for so long as says “Ahh this reminds me of Atlantis Attacks, I wish you were there Bucky” referring to the massive mixed armies that stand before them both. Capt. America then yells to his troops “Hancock! Batman! Norris! Yzerman! Yaddle! Blade! I trust your strike teams are ready”. “Yes Sir” Hancock replies just slightly more sarcastically then the rest of the soldiers. “He reminds me of working with Thor and Namor” Capt. America says to his squad. On the other side of the field Gen. Zod prepares his troops by saying “I have no desire to lose this battle, I expect all of you to fight hard. If the rest of you kill half as many men as I plan on killing than this ought to be easy”. As Zod begins moving in toward his big division rivals with the rest of The Wonder Team following close behind, Capt. America begins running at full speed and yells “Abomitrons Assemble” to rally his troops. Chuck Norris leads Cyborg Superman, Mega Man, Rush, Starfire, Raven, and the 3 Agents against Gen Zod. Gen Zod despite being heavily outnumbered welcomes the challenge and begins battling with the whole lot of them. Hancock has been slighted to lead a group against Non, or as he has been calling him in the locker room training sessions “Big Ugly”. Hancock’s team consists of Kirby, Stryfe, Cyborg, & Mara Jade. Iron Man teams up with Batman and his crew to square off against SSJ4 Gogeta while Capt. Malcolm Reynolds leads his crew of Serenity plus The Ghostbusters against Jorus C’baoth. Jorus’ clone Joruus on the other hand is getting ready to square off against Capt. America, Bucky, and Nomad. Falco in Blackbird 1, along with Yzerman’s crew and the mythological figures have been slated with the task of taking on Hyperion. The Blade’s and Whislter are obviously leading the charge against the vampires, in hopes that some of the battles will end early enough and in the favor of The Abomitrons so they can get some help, while Yaddle with the help of Cody and Rex are leading the majority of The Abomitron Infantry against the Goblins. Thousands of light years away Primus senses the sheer size and importance of the battle that is taking place not to far from his resting place (in relative terms of course). The mighty Primus does not even begin his transforming process but does allow himself to go into a state of relative awareness from which he will decide whether or not his slumber will be bothered. Batman with Dick Grayson riding shotgun is zipping around the grasslands in the Batmobile firing numerous weapons at SSJ4 Gogeta but they are yet to affect him. Gogeta takes flight and blasts Alfred and Ace the Bat Hound killing them both. Gogeta then lands hard on the hood of the Batmobile destroying the vehicle and sending both Batman and Robin from the car’s open cockpit. The 2 Robins, Grayson in the lead and Tim Drake following close behind simultaneously yell “Abomitrons GO”! They then break into an amazing mix of flips and acrobatics to keep Gogeta busy while Batman manages to take him off guard by restraining him with his batarang and rope. SSJ4 is not overly hindered by this device as Batman is not even able to pull him down to the ground. Gogeta begins to pull apart the restraint but in the end, the few seconds that Batman held him there was enough time for Iron Man to fly up in front of Gogeta and blast him with a plethora of weaponry to take him out. Hyperion is being chased around the skies by Falco and company in Blackbird 1 while Paul Coffey and The Bry take aim at the hero from within there tank that is being driven by Tim Cheveldae. Hyperion at first simply ignores the attacks and easily evades their projectiles but when Hyperion sees Leviathon down below he decides to take a more active role in the battle. Hyperion flies in fast toward Leviathon and blasts the creature with a healthy dose of his atomic vision (we wouldn’t want to call it heat vision, D.C. might get sue happy, and I don’t want to do that to Marvel again). Hyperion then flies super low, kicking up the grass underneath his chest and plows right thru The Abomitank (that’s what were calling it now) killing Tim Cheveldae, Paul Coffey, Steve Yzerman, & Bryan Murray. Hyperion then flies back to Leviathon and wraps his arms around the neck of the giant creature. Mark Milton then squeezes The Leviathon with so much force that he actually pops off the head of the mighty serpent. Hyperion lands back on the ground and is hit by a perfectly placed strafing run by Falco but Hyperion just stands firm in his position, unharmed by The X-Jet’s projectiles. Hyperion is then knocked to the ground as Cerberus comes plowing into the battle. Hyperion pops back up and begins punching the 3 headed animal. Hyperion flies high into the air and then comes down hard on the center head of Cerberus, breaking its neck, but as he does this Cerberus lets out an amazing yell from his left head, and left head only due to the fact that the other head is busy consuming Hyperion with one gulp. The Ghostbusters fire their proton packs at Jorus, (and no not because this is the version of C’baoth that is dead. It is just who they’re fighting today O.K.) but the Jedi Master is able to block them with his lightsaber. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds orders his crew to shoot the Jedi as well, but he is simply to quick to hit. Jorus easily mows thru Simon, Kaylee, Anora, Wash, Winston, & Egon; before Reynolds and Stanz are able to form up there ranks. Jorus is perhaps just a touch to confident as he goes in for the kill against the young River, who disarms him by kicking his lightsaber out of his hand. Once the Jedi is weaponless Zoë is able to take him out with her sawed off .30-.30. Non begins his outnumbered battle by simply ripping Cyborg apart. Kirby then tries to inhale the Kryptonian but in this case, his sucking ability does not compare to his sucking ability which is why Non is able to clap his hands together and smush the little guy. Stryfe finds out quickly that he was a bad choice for this particular squad when he tries to take control of Non’s mind just to find out that he has been lobotomized. Non then stomps Stryfe into the ground which prompts Hancock to say “Alright, now you done pissed me off”. Hancock throws Mara Jade at Non who manages to put some pretty good scratches into him with her lightsaber, but this is done more as a diversionary tactic. After Mara Jade lands safely Hancock flies in at a speed that is almost as fast as his yelling is loud. Hancock then pummels Non into submission and throws him into the ground. Non begins to brush himself off when Hancock comes back down on top of him saying “OH NO, I did not say you could get up” Mara Jade helps out with her force abilities as Hancock and her finish off The Kryptonian with a flurry of hits. Now that Extinction Alice is gone Zod seems to be enjoying his new spot of power on Alice’s Wonder Team, but not as much as he seems to be enjoying this battle. Zod punches a hole right thru Rush and then deflects Mega Man’s heat blast with his chest before he breaks off his head. Zod is slightly pushed back by Starfire’s star bolts and then seems to be even more affected by the use of Raven’s dark magic. Zod instantly recognizes Chuck Norris due to the fact that many Kryptonians wear Chuck Norris pajamas, but he is still surprised by the pain he feels when Norris lands one of his famous roundhouse kicks on him. Zod manages to get a hold of the super strong Starfire and overpower her by snapping her neck but once Cyborg Superman joins the fight Zod finds himself in a predicament that he has never experienced, and that is one of being outmatched. While Raven supplies blasts of dark energy and Norris provides a stare thru his red beard that would kill a lesser man, Cyborg Superman manages to gain the upper hand over the out-numbered Zod and kill him with a massive blow to his neck. Even the great and powerful Primus does not quite understand why he feels such an all important link to Alice’s Wonder Team, but nonetheless, it is there. With the death of Zod Primus senses that there is a danger surrounding him that despite his better judgment he simply cannot ignore. Primus transforms into his enormous planet sized space ship form and begins traveling toward the planet in which this epic battle is transpiring while he has the fleeting thought of confusion, due to the fact that he is unsure if the transformed embodiment that he has currently taken is a form that he has ever used? Back on the planet Capt. America orders Nomad to stop his speeder bike. Once stopped both Nomad and Bucky take cover behind it so they can take aim at Joruus C’baoth. Joruus easily blocks the bullets of the 2 Cap sidekicks but is then taken off guard by a dropkick from Cap himself. Joruus pops back up and attacks with his lightsaber but Captain America blocks them with his shield. Cap looks down at his shield to see that it is more scratched and scuffed than it was after the entire tenure of World War 2 and then throws the shield at the head of C’baoth. Joruus ducks out of the way and moves toward the defenseless Cap with his lightsaber, but just then Cap’s trusty shield returns to him, but not before catching Joruus in the back of the head and knocking him unconscious. Cap covers his own eyes and Nomad covers the eyes of Baby Bucky while Nomad and Bucky pump the unconscious Dark Jedi clone with some .30 m1’s and 12 gauge slugs to finish him off. “War is hell” Captain America states plainly as he and his sidekick crew follow him away from the sight. Blade and Blade have become pretty good training buddies in the locker room over the course of the season. Many think it is because of their love of swords, some think that it is because the both like working chunks of metal into their wardrobe: I think it is because they have the same name (call me crazy). The 2 Blades and Whistler waste no time going in to fight the vampires while their somewhat ragtag group of followers are at a bit of a loss as to what to do. The well-prepared and well-financed Abomitrons are second to none in the league for team preparation which is why they have armed there entire team with not only wooden stakes but with Vampire know-how before they go into a fight with their league rival, but there is more to killing a vampire than having a stake in your hand and watching a couple of videos prepared by Whistler, Alfred, and Steve Yzerman. Which is why several of The Abomitrons, despite their valiant efforts were unable to kill any vampires before they were killed themselves. That list goes a little something like this: Danny Ocean, Zombie #1, Sandra Bullock, Diddy Kong, Widget, & Ratta the Hutt. Yaddle leads her rather large squad against Goblin #2 and the goblins. Goblin #2 remembers Alice’s Wonder Team’s first ever victory against this very team as if it were only yesterday. Goblin #2 can only hope that his performance today will be on par with Goblin #1’s (Sauron rest his soul) stellar leadership that was shown in their big defeat of Reign Supremacy. Yaddle followed closely behind her Padawan (#33) blazes a trail of dead goblins as she and her apprentice take out a total of 12 at the onset of the battle. The goblins spent the afternoon chopping wood so they would have some weapons which they use to tie 2 logs together for when the AT-ST walks in. Dark Helmet does not see it coming as the 2 logs hit the side of the walker and crush it, but Ewok #49 does turn to Ewok #51 to say: “Mook-mook abu shook-nook”, which loosely translates to : “crap this sucks when it is the other way around”. Commander Cody and Capt. Rex split the Elite Clone Troopers into 2 factions each of which is then backed up by 9 Nubian Soldiers. Commander Cody and the Troopers stand by and wait for their mark as they are preceded by The Starship Troopers. The Starship Troopers are superior to the goblins in everything but numbers which they prove quickly. The 18 expendable Starship Troopers all die in the attack but before they do, they mow down 50 of the Goblins. Despite being behind The Elite Clone Troopers The Naboo Soldiers all die as well taking out 7 of the goblins. The Elite Clone Troopers take out the rest of the goblins without the Jedi Knights even having to jump into the fray. The clones are victorious but it comes at a fairly heavy price as all but Double Deuce, #24, 25, & 29 make it out alive. Blade (from He-Man) uses the skills that the other Blade taught him to take out 4 vampires before he succumbs to their vampirey might, and Whistler, the hardened vampire hunter & Abomitron Assistant Coach who technically outranks Capt. America matches that number before he is taken down himself. Eomer and Théoden King show their devotion to The Abomitron cause as they lead the Rohirim against the vampires without ever questioning why they weren’t put against the Goblins where they might be better utilized. They gladly give their lives and go down in a blaze of glory as Théoden King takes out 2 vampires, The Rohirim team up on 3 of them and then Eomer himself single-handedly killing 3 before they are all overcome by the vampires’ sheer numbers. The 6 Wookie Soldiers take out 4 vampires before they become furry feasts, but the 6 Ape Soldiers only manage to take down 2. The Jedi Knights find that their lightsabers are actually pretty great weapons against the vampires as they take down on average 2 vampires, except for Jedi Knight #36 who killed 4 all by himself (20 total). The Jedi all die as well in this raid. Vampires by definition are great fighters but the vampires seem to be significantly better when they are in such a large group of their own kind. Even the great vampire hunter himself Blade cannot overcome the vampires ferocity, but he does single-handedly take out a truly amazing 20 vampires before they eventually get to him. Capt. America runs in to rally his team and says to Bucky “this reminds me of the time the Avengers fought Dracula and his minions”. Starman uses his sonic crystal powers to kill 4 vampires but they eventually break thru his defenses to finish him off. Ben turns into Humongasaur and with the help of Gwen and Kevin, they take out 7 vampires while Sgt. Shinsky Winnies the crap out of one by staking him in the heart with his makeshift wooden M-16 bayonet; but eventually they fall victim to the vampires as well. Horribul & Creb find that they are not very susceptible to the vampire’s bites as they take out Vampire #77, and the remaining 5 are taken out by The Ray’s light power which works famously on the vampire’s hatred for sunlight. Sledgehammer, who for whatever reason has done very little in this battle turns to Capt. America to say “Is that the end of the battle”? But Cap says “I don’t know troops, this doesn’t seem over. This reminds me of the time Hulk showed up out of nowhere with a whole army of aliens”. Just then a tremendous noise is heard in the distance as a space ship bigger than any of The Abomitrons have ever seen begins to break thru the atmosphere. The night sky seems to actually get brighter, but perhaps it is simply because all eyes are made wider as the Transformer to end all Transformers forces his way into the planet and begins slowly transforming into his massive robot form. The planet sized Transformer looms half in and half out of the planet preparing for a battle that no one quite understands as Hancock turns to Capt. America and says “Yo Cap, what does this remind you of”. “I ain’t never seen anything like this before”. Replies Captain America (in homage to Kup of course). The entire Abomitron team is noticeably scared (except for Chuck Norris, but that might be because this one time I read on the internet that Primus & Unicron’s dad was a triple changer that turned into a 1)planet, 2)Chuck, & 3)Norris but I don’t know if that is true). Primus brings his enormous hand down on to the planet’s surface sending shockwaves throughout the lands and crushing Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, The Ray, Montross, & M. Bison. Commander Cody and Cat. Rex rally the remaining Elite Clone Troopers but with a simple smack of his other hand, Primus kills them as well. At heart, Primus is a benevolent being. He has no desire for destruction like his brother Unicron, he is simply drawn to this situation because of his link to Alice’s Wonder Team and the tainted situation that he has been put in (By The Fantasy Fantasy League of course). Capt. America does his best to rally his troops around the tremendous onslaught that is going on around them. Batman and Captain America, along with Old Robin, New Robin, Old Bucky, New Bucky, and New New Bucky begin to climb up what they believe to be the center of the enormous Transformer in an attempt to…….. well honestly, I don’t think they have any idea what it is they are trying to do. Cyborg Superman and Iron Man fly up around the left side of Primus, while Hancock and Amon Sur take the left side. Iron Monger tries to fly up the middle but is swatted away like a fly that dies easier. Cerberus and his remaining 2 heads attack Primus but despite his overwhelming size in comparison to what humans are used to he is crushed with ease along with Horribul & Creb. Fineas, Ferb, & Perry zip around in their land speeder and actually start to bug Primus, which prompts Beast and Montross to run over and land them a hand. The Upgraded Agents run right up Primus’ leg and start pounding on him in random spots but even that does not seem to have much of an effect on him. Falco does some strafing runs up and down the back of Primus that make Joey, Shan, & Jared puke (or maybe they just looked in the seat next to them and saw Sandra O). Raven gets flicked out of the air by Primus’ finger and Mrs. Voorhies gets crushed under Primus’ massive foot along with Ax-battler, Motaro, and Death Adder. Capt. America once again yells “Abomitrons Assemble” to rally his troops. He then adds to the variation on the infamous battle cry “An Abomitron is defined as something that destroys everything in its path, well I see an awful big something in our path; so lets BRING IT DOWN! At that Hancock and Cyborg Superman begin pounding on the head of Primus with all of the strength they can muster, while Iron Man and Abon Sur back them up with their ranged attacks at point blank range. We join Falco and his crew aboard Blackbird 1 in the middle of a conversation that was going like this: “Just do it Falco, it may be our only chance at stopping him” Shan says to Falco from the seat right behind him. “you know we have to” Olif Golzig chimes in. “Alright, here goes nothing” Falco says as he rears up on the controls and crashes Blackbird 1 into the neck of Primus causing the ship and all its alien weaponry detonate on impact. This marks the first time that Primus is visibly hurt by one of The Abomitrons attacks. Primus stomps down his foot once again, this time in response to the pain that was just inflicted on him, but in the process kills Montross, Fineas, Ferb, Perry, Baby Colossus, & Sledgehammer. Mario in a cape and Luigie in a Tanooki suit fly up the center of Primus to draw his attention along with Batman and his peeps while Beast gets brushed off the arm of Primus and to his death along with Upgraded Agents #1 & 3. Primus despite being more powerful than any 5 of these characters is completely overwhelmed by their unified attack. Had Primus only been here to fight alongside his team before they died, this match would have been an easy victory. Hancock and Cyborg Superman realize that pounding on the head of Primus isn’t going to get the job done when Batman comes up with a new idea. He asks Robin (Grayson) if he thinks he can get up to the top to deliver a message to their fliers. Robin uses his acrobatic skills to travel as close to the top as he can get until Abon Sur sees him coming. The green lantern flies down to Robin, who relays the plan. Robin tells them that according to Batman’s calculations; the eyes of their enemy seem weak. Abon Sur flies up and relays the message but Robin loses his grip and plummets to his doom a few seconds later. Hancock and Cyborg Superman fly around to the front of Primus, and with all the velocity they can produce crash right thru both of the eyes of Primus. Primus wails crazily with the destruction of his eyes which sends Nomad and both Buckys sailing to their doom. Hancock and Cyborg Superman fly back out of Primus’ head and Hancock yells “Damn, this guy still ain’t dead”! With that thought Iron Man radios to Capt. America and tells him the following: “Cap, it’s Tony. You need to get our people out of here. I have a plan”. “What do you have in mind Stark”? Cap asks of Iron Man. “Just do it”! Iron Man says back “We can’t afford to lose any more people today. With that being said Captain America gives the order for retreat which his team thinks is crazy because this is after all a death match. The Abomitrons make their move to get as far away as possible when Iron Man flies into the head of Primus and hits the self destruct mechanism on his suit. Tony Stark then takes off his helmet and goes into the secret side compartment on the arm of his suit and pours himself a drink. Iron Man only has time to take a few sips of his drink before his high powered suit blows up and takes the mighty Primus with it.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!

Match of the Week: The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. TEAM

Caution: What you are about to begin reading is over 13 pages long.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Hanibal Lectur, Vandal Savage, Darkseid, Supergirl, Superboy Prime, Sinestro, Amon Sur, Chemo, Monarch, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Parasite, Deathstroke, Swamp Thing, Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master & R6-o3 in an X-Wing, Plo Koon, Pinhead, Cloud Stryfe on the Batcycle, Vincent Valentine on a 4-Wheeler, Hades, Medusa, Dementor #11-16, Achilles, The Witch King of Angmar on his Fell Beast, The Balrog of Moria, Lion-O, Tommy Oliver, The Silverhawks, Lucius Malfoy, Beatrix Lastrange, Jason Voorhies, Polaris, Havoc, Cable, Madelyne Pryor, Phoenix, Emma Frost, Juggernaut, Archangel, Sabertooth, Jamie Madrox, Elixir, Gideon, Serci, Taskmaster, Exitar the Exterminator, The One Above All, The Sentry, Daken, Venom II, Iron Patriot, Starscream, Sunstorm, Ramjet, Six Shot, Tripticon, The Stunticons, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Prowl, Circuit Breaker, Roadbuster, Josh Houslander in a Ferrari 360 Modena, Larry Reamer, & Chris & Julie Artrip in a Tank.

TEAM is Superman, Streaks, Comet, Unicron, Thor, Thunderstrike, Ragnarok, Galvatron, Cronos, Treebeard, Depa Billaba w/ Jedi Padawan #16, Yareal Poof, He-Man, Battle Cat, Underdog, The Shining Force, Original Titan #1 & 2, Neo Cymek #1-18, Gannon, Bowser: King of Koopa, Set, Godzilla, Zilla, Voltron, Luke Skywalker & Gen Maximus Decimus Meridius in an AT-ST, Bloodwind, Krang, Willow, Sepiroth, Kefka, Blaster w/ Rewind, Eject, Steeljaw, Ramhorn, Raindance, & Grandslam, Iron Hide, (movie) Iron Hide, Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, Fortress Maximus, Swoop, Warpath, The Combaticons, Blitz Wing, Astro Train, Leader 1, Dirge, Skywarp, Thrust, Nightmare, Baby Wolverine, Hector, Nyobi on a 4-Wheeler, Griffin Poteracki, Ryan Poteracki, & John Wayne in a Tank, Bruce Lee, Mr. Myagi, Mitsurgi, Seraph, Lord Katsumoto, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Jake Rockwell, & John Thunder


When asked about the weight of this rivalry match Horsemen Head Coach Hanibal Lectur denied the opportunity to comment but former Interim Head Coach, resident of the team’s namesake, and unofficial team leader Darkseid had plenty to say: “I am actually done with his rivalry” began Darkseid. “I have little or no use for it anymore other than to prove our superiority and move on. TEAM’s time is done. They got lucky with their drafting in Season 1 and managed to win it all, but I assure you their time at the helm of this league has come and gone. The reign of The Horsemen has already begun and we have no use for team rivalries with lesser beings. If this rivalry is anything worth noting at all, than it is perhaps the mark; of when are march to the championship officially begins”. In a similar show of confidence, after comment was declined by Superman, Thor had this to say: “this team managed to win the championship last year without me, and now with myself and 2 more TEAMmembers capable of wielding Asgardian power gifted from my father joining them, I see not believing that we are the best TEAM in the league as a simple impossibility. I look forward to an easy victory here and elsewhere”. After these comments Thor was asked how he was getting along with his TEAMmate and last year’s Play-off MVP Superman to which he responded: “Oh Superman, we get along great, I look forward to him being given sidekick status by the league to myself and my Thor Corps brethren, we here at TEAM just like the other teams need lesser, helper characters so the stars can get the job done easier, and I believe that Superman fills that role nicely”. As Unicron slowly approaches the planet, the amazing bulk of metal recalls being told of his own destruction last time he faced this team and also realizes that despite the fact that he has already begun the process of breaking thru the atmosphere so he can do battle down below that chances are The Horsemen will have someone capable of traveling into space come up to fight him before he gets the chance. This suits Unicron just fine because he has learned the hard way in this league that despite his incalculable powers he is not immortal, so if he is to face someone of equal powers he would just assume do it in space where he is most comfortable. With that thought Unicron stops his descent onto the planet and waits with a patience that only a transformable planet can possess for an opponent of equal power to challenge him. Back on the battlefield, it is evident to me as a watcher than I am witnessing possibly the only teams in this league, that’s ranks seem untouched by the immensely large scale of this week’s festivities. As if it is a normal week with normal teams, both of these competitors amazingly enough still have great characters sitting on their bench that many teams throughout the FFL would play in a heartbeat in a week half the size of this one. But not these two: There depth is at such a level that there ranks are simply unhindered by a match such as this one. As the stand-off ends and the battle begins, one needs no prior experience in witnessing epic matches to sense the pumping adrenaline and down right hatred felt between these teams. The battle for the little brown laser is more than a rivalry match, more than just another stat in the win column or a potential divisional victory it is the reason for these team’s existence, and despite what comments may be heard from either side this rivalry is alive and well in the hearts and minds of both these teams. The Horsemen wait patiently for their orders when Head Coach Hanibal Lectur simply looks back to his men and states with uncharacteristic zeal “Well, …….GO”! On a battlefield that provides no cover the two teams truly have no other choice but to simply attack one another head on and throw caution to the wind. To The One Above All there are no hard or easy questions, not are there difficult or obvious conclusions. Yet for the rest of us, it could be said that it is obvious what member of TEAM the 2 Celestials will feel the need to approach first. Anxious to do what it was he was created for, Exitar flicks Warpath in the forehead on his way up to the cosmos which instantly kills the Autobot, but even the Celestial Hit man himself knows that his battle with Unicron will be much more difficult. The rest of TEAM’s Autobots prepare for battle, with Fortress Maximus forming into his massive robot form and Blaster ejecting Rewind, Eject, Steeljaw, Ramhorn, Raindance, & Grandslam. They are joined by the Combaticons who waste no time in merging to form Bruticus. Blue Grass begins flying in toward the massing battalion of Transformers in Miraj, but strangely enough The 4 Silverhawks, whom are usually ejected from the ship are already outside of it flanking the ships approach, as if to protect the ship that by design does not do much more than protect them before they are ready to do battle. The Transformers take a step back, knowing that if the Horsemen are the Horsemen (and they are) that Coach Lectur has some sort of trick up his straight-jacketed sleeves. Although the trick is not so much a trick as it is simply The Horsemen way. The Horsemen motto is that every member has his/her place, so it is simply proper that The Silverhawks would be forced to give up their coveted seats in Miraj and be delegated to the job of protecting the more important people inside. From the inside of Maraj, lying on her stomach in a semi-protected and semi-comfortable position, Polaris concentrates with all of her will power. From inside the approaching ship she uses her mind and her mutant ability to pick up Bruticus and launch him as if The Gestalt was her personal projectile into the stomach of Fortress Maximus. Once the 2 gigantic Transformers are pounded together she contorts the 2 of them into a giant (but not that giant considering how big they were) cube of lifeless metal. Ultra Magnus is nothing short of astounded at this amazing show of power which is why he orders all of The Transformers to immediately begin firing all of their weaponry at Miraj. The ship begins to take heavy damage which is why Bluegrass ejects the 4 people he was protecting from inside giving them an annoying and long-winded Southern send-off when he could have just as easily said something along the lines of “Be careful” or “Take evasive action”. Before Miraj with Bluegrass inside is destroyed, he safely ejects Polaris, Circuit Breaker, Phoenix, and Tommy Oliver. Phoenix quickly sees that Polaris is so exhausted that she cannot use her powers to control their friends safely down to the battlefield below so she uses her telepathy to bring the Green Ranger down safe and to send Circuit Breaker head first into the Transformers just as they were ordered by Darkseid and Lectur. Circuit Breaker lands on Ultra Magnus and instantly disrupts his systems but before she can do any more damage Blitzwing and Astrotrain open fire on the Autobot and the digital parasite to make sure that she can in no way inflict that same fate on them. Polaris is trying to regroup in mid-air but without the comfort of Miraj she is having difficulty. The 2 Iron Hides, who are scared to death of the X-Men’s potential concentrate all of their fire power on her and target her out of the air before she can do any more damage. Although the plan was not for the inhabitant of Miraj to be ejected for quite a while, the damage they inflicted was quite severe, so The Horsemen continue with the plan as best they can. Phoenix flies off to fight elsewhere, while The Silverhawks continue their attack on The Transformers below. Tommy Oliver, already in his Green Power Ranger Suit pulls out his cell phone to call up the guys that made Willem Defoe’s costume in Spider Man so he can sue them….. No I’m just kidding, he actually pulls out his emerald encrusted dagger/flute and summons the Dragon Zord. As the Silverhawks continue their descent onto the battlefield The Horsemen’s Dinobots & Autobots roll in to lend a hand while TEAM’s Cymeks show up to do the same for there TEAMmates. A huge battle of clashing steel ensues while in the meantime Vincent Valentine and Nyobi seem to be frolicking about on their 4-Wheelers in a playful manner. It looks like that anyway as they both zip around one another but actually they are doing there best to try and kill each other. Nyobi cannot seem to hit the Ex-Turk with her Glock but Vince is having just as much difficulty hitting Nyobi with Cerberus. Valentine crashes his 4 Wheeler into the side of Nyobis which sends them both flying off of them and onto the ground. Nyobi kicks Cerberus out of Valentine’s hand and then blasts him with her pistol but it does not have as much of an effect on him as she had thought it would. She is not able to take out Valentine until she hits him with another series of kicks to send him to the ground which she follows up by unloading and entire clip of bullets into his mouth. Kefka stands behind Sepiroth with a blast of magic at the ready while Cloud Stryfe comes rolling up fast on The Bat cycle. Sepiroth jumps to the side to avoid the attack but before Kefka can attack Stryfe, Cloud pulls out his sword and slices up Kefka. When Stryfe turns back around to make another run at Sepiroth, but Sepiroth pulls out Masamune and with the 7 foot long blade is able to defeat Cloud from off the top of Batman’s motorcycle, and fatally wound him in the process. While Griffin drives TEAM’s tank Ryan is pestering the hell out of John Wayne for an autograph. “Come on our Dad would be thrilled, if you could just hook us up we would really appreciate it”. “Well alright pardner, just cause I’ve fought alongside your brother before, and he has done a lot for this TEAM. Not that it isn’t nice to meet you to, I think it’s real great and all that you 2 and your other brother all get to be on a team together”. John Wayne says, but he is cut short as Griffin yells “Alright ladies, that’s enough we got company”. A confused Griffin sees Harley Quinn standing in front of the tank waving a white flag. The battle hardened Griffin Poteracki does not flinch for a second at this ploy and orders his brother Ryan to use the Tank’s guns to blow her away. “You killed my pet”! The joker screams as he plants the explosive on the side of the tank that he had already climbed onto the side of. John Wayne pops out of the top of the tank and takes a shot at the clown prince of crime but the Joker gets away. John, Ryan, & Griffin act quickly as they actually all escape from the Tank before the Joker’s bomb blows it up. The 3 of them get away from the tank but they are disheveled and bruised as they stumble out searching for the Joker and awaiting his next calculated attack. While Treebeard and Swamp Thing duke it out in a battle that would bring tears of joy to the eyes of Al Gore, Cronos who like the Joker is making his first FFL appearance despite being drafted in Season 1 takes Chemo up to Mt. Olympus and eats him in a feast that takes place over a thousand years; this feast, which is fit for only The King of the gods destroys Cronos as well but it is a fit of self-indulgence that he is happy to undertake. Despite the lengthy amount of time that this takes up this feast does not interfere with the timing of the match because this happened 1 million years before The Fantasy Fantasy League was created????? The Dragon Zord makes its appearance while the 5 Lions form Voltron to do battle with one another in a vain attempt to unify multi-generational anime dorks from around the globe. The 2 massive metal creations combat one another with their similarly awkward looking fighting styles. The Dragon Zord attempts to blast Voltron with its mighty flying Z, but Voltron backs off and then comes back in with his massive sword to cut The Dragon Zord down the middle and finish him off. Voltron stands by for a second victorious over his opponent when the 5 pilots of the mighty Voltron are all of the sudden taken back by the sheer magnitude of the situation. The five of them cannot express the depression that they feel because, like all muggles they cannot see the Dementors that are sucking away their souls. As the Dementors accomplish this goal the lifeless Voltron simply falls to the ground, barely scathed but at this point, completely useless. Mr. Myagi tries to attack Medusa but is turned to stone. Set is drawn to the power of Medusa and her serpent hair and is unaffected by her Gorgon powers as he inhales her with a single gulp taking in not only her body but her powers as well. Josh pulls up to Nyobi, rolls down the window and says “What’s up girl, how you feelin. You want to take a ride in my Ferrari”? Josh then amazingly enough actually seems surprised when she ignores him despite the fact that he tried this same line earlier on the members of his own team: Polaris, Madelyne Pryor, Phoenix, Emma Frost, Supergirl, & Serci and it resulted in the exact same amount of failure. While Josh isn’t looking Ryan jumps into the passenger seat and Josh drives off. The 2 of them then begin talking about comic books, Star Wars, some obscure 80’s cartoons, their truly “epic” days on the roof together, some of their failed projects (I admit it, they weren’t all as immensely successful as Fantasy Fantasy), classic VGC moments, what the best Blue Eyed Soul song was, who would win in a fight between Capt. Power and the kid from “My Secret Identity” and most importantly, how much cooler they are than everybody else when it comes to their attention that they are on opposing teams and that they are supposed to be fighting each other. Josh then puts his finger over the shifter and says “dude, I don’t want to do it, so don’t make me hit your ejection seat”. Ryan then jumps out of the seat which prompts Josh to say to himself “Hah, Ryan totally thinks that Ferrari’s have ejection seats but then Josh crashes the Ferrari the Balrog of Moria’s leg Shia lebuef style which sends him thru the windshield and to his death. The Silverhawks manage to take out Swoop but Hot Rod and The Iron Hides take them and their weapon birds out. Once The Dementors are done with the souls of The Voltron geeks they begin searching for other prey, but Gannon uses his magic to make them visible to all. Once accomplished Bowser and Bloodwind are able to take out 2 each while Gannon uses his superior magic to do the same. Griffin attempts to regroup John Wayne and the dizzied Ryan but they are no match for Achilles as he comes plowing thru them in a blaze of swordsmanship. Luke Skywalker (the young one) drives the AT-ST while Gen. Maximus surveys the land from inside. If you could find a problem with both TEAM and The Horsemen is that they both have great generals, but neither of them have any soldiers. So even though Gen. Maximus is in a great position of power in his AT-ST with a perfect guy to drive it for him, I am not sure who he thinks he is going to be giving orders to. From inside The AT-ST Luke begins to target Jamie Madrox clones as if they were wamprats, but the clones just seem to keep on coming. Juggernaut then runs right thru the 2 legs of the walker and knocks it over. Luke pops the hatch and with a little help from the force gets Maximus out just in time for the 2 of them to leap to safety. Steeljaw and Ramhorn hit the sides of Julie and Chris’s tank to slow it down while Rewind and Eject bust up the gun on top, which prompts both Julie and Chris to pop out wielding a Beretta and a Smith and Wesson revolver. The 2 of them begin firing on the Transformers around them but they find that they just don’t have the fie power to compete with Blaster and Slamdance. Larry Reamer tries to shoot the little brown laser at Jet Li and Jackie Chan but Jet Li blocks it with the side of his Walther PPK (he can do that). Larry then attacks the duo but his Sea Bee skills are not quite enough to tangle with Chan & Li’s B.A. kung Fu moves as the 2 fighters dispatch him rather quickly. The 3 Myrmidons: Deathstroke, Sabertooth, and Taskmaster square off Yareal Poof, Depa Billaba, and her Padawan. Taskmaster is able to immediately mimic the Jedi skills and techniques of his opponents, but with no lightsaber to execute them with, he still loses to the 4 armed Yareal Poof. Sabertooth kills the Quermian Jedi Master and then guts Depa Billaba’s padawan Suzie which pisses her off enough to make her rip him apart with her lightsaber. Depa Billaba and Deathstroke then engage each other in an incredible swordfight but it is Deathstroke who comes out on top when he ends the battle with a quick sword sweep to the neck of Depa Billaba’s. The Witch King on his Fell Beast flies in low to do battle with He-Man and his rippling muscles on top of Battle Cat. He-Man blocks a couple of The Witch King’s hit with his shield, but the sheer evil that is within the Lead Ringwratih deteriorates the shield to nothing while The Witch King’s physical strength knock the pride of Eternia off of Battle Cat. He-Man is then backing up on the ground with his sword in hand, almost convinced that the Witch King’s comments about not being able to be killed by a man are possibly true when Battle Cat jumps on top of The Witch King and tears out his jugular. The Witch King lets out a shriek as he dies but Battle Cat reverts back into Cringer and keels over himself from the infection. He-Man than jumps into the air and sticks the Sword of Grayskull into the neck of The Fell Beast to kill the scourge of Mordor. Beatrix Lastrange and Lucius Malfoy target Nightmare with their wands to destroy him but Galvatron transforms into his cannon form and easily blows away the two wizards. Parasite grabs a hold of Underdog and sucks out his life force but when Parasite uses those powers to fly in and attack Set is Set who does the stealing of powers when he consumes Parasite as if he were a quick snack. Hanibal Lectur and Vandal Savage are visibly enjoying the carnage that is this battle when Zilla stomps them both to death. The Iron patriot was one of several members of The Horsemen to volunteer for the job but was the only one chosen (along with his Dark Avengers) to take out Superman. Norman Osborne, in his new Iron Patriot suit leads Venom, Daken, and The Sentry against Superman and his pets, while Darkseid, Supergirl, Superboy, Sinestro, & Amon Sur will move against Set. Treebeard finally manages to crush the smaller Swamp Thing back into the ground that he came from but Treebeard’s exhausted victory is short-lived as Monarch then blasts the bark out Treebeard. Hades was truly hoping to get a chance to square off against his father Cronos, but instead the god of the Underworld is leading Plo Koon & Pinhead against The Shining Force. Slag, Sludge, & Snarl are able to take out both of the Iron Hides, as well as Slamdance, but once the Cymeks joined the party they were not as successful. The 3 Dinobots manage to take out Neo-Cymeks #1, 3, 6, 12, 13, & 16 but with the help of the 2 Original Titans the Neo-Cymek’s took down not only the 3 Dinobots, but Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, & Prowl as well. The Stunticons form Menacer and make short work of Hot Rod by picking him up and squeezing him with their mighty hands, while Springer and Roadbuster take pot shots at Skywarp, Dirge, Thrust, and Leader 1. Starscream leads Sunstorm and Ramjet against the Zilla and Godzilla combo while Tripticon walks up to join in the fight as well. Six Shot was in his jet form about to attack as well but John Thunder stealthily attacks the much larger Decepticon and is able to ensnare him briefly in his electro net while Jake Rockwell uses his heavy artillery and rockets to blow Sixshot out of the sky. The One Above All and Exitar the Exterminator travel at a little over 11 miles per second to break thru the atmosphere on their way to do battle with Unicron. “I have been waiting” Unicron says to the Celestials. The One Above All answers with “Of course you have, you cannot possibly be insinuating that there is something worth stating by you that I do not already know”. The One Above All then orders Exitar to destroy Unicron. The Celestial killer is bred to destroy anything, but despite his thousands of years of practice, Exitar is by no means used to doing battle with a being that is so much physically larger than him. The 2 opponents begin pounding on one another, doing damage to each other that would have been thought impossible to inflict by even the most powerful beings. Unicron then sticks his battered hand into the eyes Exitar which gives him the ability to briefly gain some semblance of control over the mind of The Celestial. The 2 opponents are barely functioning as Unicron focuses all his power to give the mental command of “Die” to Exitar, which Exitar does. As Exitar’s lifeless body floats away Unicron begins to implode with cosmic energy. The One Above All looks by with an emotion verging on glee knowing that although his Exterminator is killed that Unicron will not be long for these cosmos either. The One Above All begins to casually move away from the situation when Unicron grabs a hold of the lead Celestial’s head as if he were palming a softball. Unicron squeezes with all of his remaining might which is not enough to do damage to The One Above All, but it is enough to not allow his escape which causes The One Above All to join Unicron in death as the cosmic implosion becomes an explosion sending shockwaves throughout the cosmos. Set’s 7 heads defend in unison against the oncoming aerial attack. Set devours Monarch but has a little bit more trouble with Sinestro and Amon Sur. The 2 yellow lanterns concentrate all their power on one of the heads and destroy it, but Amon Sur is then bitten in half by another one. Darkseid and Superboy work together against the many-headed serpent as well. The 2 of them cover each other while Darkseid manages to take out 2 heads with his omega beams. Superboy manages to freeze one of the heads with his breath and then smash it, but while he is doing this instead of covering Darkseid, Darkseid is consumed by Set. This gives Set a boost of cosmic power that it had never quite experienced before which is how it is able to bite right thru the body of Superboy. Supergirl sees this destruction of her 2 very powerful teammates and decides that she must take matters into her own hands. She orders Sinestro to stay as far back as he needs to, but to lend her some cover with his ring. Once Set is kept somewhat busy by Sinestro’s light show of yellow energy Supergirl is able to enact a combination of hitting, freezing, & burning away the last 3 heads of Set one at a time until she and Sinestro can finally blast Set in the heart with everything they have and finally defeat it. The Iron Patriot leads the rest of The Dark Avengers against Superman, whose 2 super pets have decided to stay close to him this week. The Iron Patriot flies in with confidence but is surprisingly met with a clap of Superman’s hands around his head which cave his helmet in like a pop can. Superman stays in the air to do battle with The Sentry, but The Sentry seems to be purposefully taking his time to get there. While Superman waits Streaks and Comet fly down hard onto Venom and Daken. Venom thinks he can easily take the hit but is quickly proven wrong as Streaks fires directly thru his alien symbiote brain. Daken takes quite a beating from Comet but is able to stick his claws in hard up thru the neck of Comet and kill the Super Horse. Streaks tries to hit Daken with heat vision which manages to knock him back, but it is not until Superman hits Daken with a full blast of his heat vision that the mutant is completely fried down to the bone. The Sentry flies in fast and begins trading blows with Superman in what seems to be an extremely evenly matched battle. The Sentry manages to put quite a hurting on The Man of Steel but in the end he simply just not quite strong enough. Superman gets The Sentry in a choke hold, and after applying enough pressure to crush a bowling ball the size of Seattle, The Sentry is finally killed. Cable leads The Horsemen’s telepaths, sans Emma Frost whose head was not so kindly removed by the sword of Hector against the Thor Corps. Cable, his sister Phoenix, and his mom Madelyne Pryor try to take over the minds of Thor, Thunderstrike, & Ragnarok but they find that they are to strong-willed to simply control. Madelyne Pryor is about to blast some of her telepathic energy at Thor but Ragnarok brings his hammer down on her head to kill her. Cable fires his futuristic rifle at Thunderstrike but the young Thor of earth simply dodges out of the way. Rachel Summers unleashes the Phoenix force on Ragnarok which completely engulfs the clone of Thor and destroys him, at almost the exact same time that Thunderstrike puts his hammer of the same name right between the eyes of Cable. “Aye, should we win this day, we will have this hammer to thank” Thor says as he throws Mojinir into the cosmic fire of the Phoenix. Seconds that seem like hours pass as no one is sure of what this power battle will bring but eventually the hammer Mojinir comes flying out of the fire and back into the hands of Thor while Rachel Summers comes crashing down onto the ground, dead. The Joker is now laughing hysterically as he has his own teammate Jason Voorhies on a leash as he runs in to do battle with Lord Katsumoto and his squad of Asian warriors Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and Bruce Lee. The Joker whose control over Voorhies is somewhat uncanny releases the enraged Jason on their opponents. Jason takes his machete and plants it right between the eyes of Jet Li and then grabs a hold of Jackie Chan, and twists his head off. Bruce Lee begins fighting hand to hand with The Joker but The Joker stops to laugh as Jason simply comes up behind Bruce Lee as if he were a puppy coming to protect his master The Joker. Bruce Lee struggles but cannot seem to get loose from the grip of Jason who squeezes the neck of Bruce Lee until blood finally stops running out of his eyes. Jason begins to move toward Lord Katsumoto but the Samurai warlord moves swiftly toward Jason, unafraid of anything he just witnessed. Katsumoto then sticks his Tachi into the neck of Jason and then pulls it out quickly. In one fluid motion Katsumoto swings the sword around in a circular motion that ends with the removal of Jason’s head. The Joker picks up Jason’s weapon and rushes up behind Katsumoto but the samurai simply sticks his sword out behind him causing The Joker to run himself thru, allowing someone else to get the last laugh. Max orders The Shining Force to form up. Numbers are on their side but Max can see that the force they are about to do battle with will not be easily defeated. Pinhead starts telepathically controlling his chains and causes them to brutally kill Yogurt, Domingo, and all 4 healers. It is not until Tao casts Dispel on Pinhead to revert him back to his human form that Zylo is able to kill him. Hades manages to take out both gladiators Gort and Luke despite their Atlas wielding abilities, as well as Vann and Ryan, but Max uses the Chaos Breaker with its ability to wield both the sides of light and dark which is enough to kill the god of the Underworld. Plo Koon uses his lightsaber to easily destroy both Bird People, Kokichi, Bario, the ninja, and the samurai, but Anri is able to almost take him out completely with Freeze 4 which leaves him weak enough to be killed by Pelle and his Demon Lance. Juggernaut comes running in toward Original Titan #1 with his fists swinging and does not stop as he pounds his way thru the much larger Cymek. Juggernaut manages to take the Titan off guard and not even break stride until the huge human brained robot is destroyed. Titan #2, in seeing this amazing display of momentum, has no desire to meet the same fate which is why The Titan targets the back of Juggernaut with an amazing amount of weaponry to actually stop The Juggernaut. Willow is about to cast a spell when Archangel flies down from above and pins the little wizard to the ground with his razor sharp wings. Krang fights back in his bulky robotic suit but he is no match for Archangel as Warren Worthington directs his poison darts directly into the brain cavity that is Krang to kill him. The 2 Centurions than converge on Archangel’s position but Archangel takes to the air to avoid their initial attacks. John Thunder uses his infiltration techniques to try and lure Archangel out of the air but when he does he is met by a razor wing slice to the neck. It is not until Jake Rockwell blasts his land to air missile at Archangel who wrongly believes that his hardened wings are enough to block the attack, that the mutant is eventually killed. Nyobi, Hector, and Luke Skywalker are busy taking on a limitless army of Madrox clones when Baby Wolverine sneaks around to some bushes where he sniffs out the real Jamie Madrox who is simply hiding in the rough creating more and more clones of himself. The little Wolverine proves that he is the best at what baby killers do as he sneaks up behind The Multiple Man and sticks him in the heart with his claws. Skywarp leads his seeker team of Dirge and Thrust rocketing thru the airwaves to rendezvous with Leader 1, Blitzwing and Astrotrain so they can begin their attack on Tripticon when Starscream pops up out of nowhere with his seeker group of Sunstorm and Ramjet right behind him. With his 2 wingmen protecting his back Starscream targets Thrust out of the sky, the 3 of them veer off course once Leader 1’s crew comes into the picture but the smaller faster jets led by Starscream are able to concentrate their fire on Astrotrain to take him out. While Starscream takes out Dirge, Blitzwing lands and transforms into his tank mode to target Sunstorm out of the sky. Ramjet is then taken out Leader 1 who also gets in position to take out Starscream while Starscream is showing his flight superiority to his old friend Skywarp. Leader 1 is about to take advantage of his better position over Starscream when Luke Skywalker (the old one) in his X-Wing pop up as if they were teleported there to blast Leader 1 out of the sky with an advanced missile. Luke than uses up another one of his missiles to blast Blitzwing off the ground before he can transform out of tank mode to avoid the blast. Gideon and Elixir move against Mitsurugi and Seraph. Gideon steals the powers of the timid Elixir, and then uses them in ways that Elixir would never think to. Gideon simply makes Mitsurugi’s heart stop beating while Seraph puts a .40 caliber bullet between the eyes of Elixir, which inadvertently and luckily for Seraph takes the biological manipulation powers away from Gideon. Gideon simply takes the abilities and skills of Seraph though and the 2 of them become locked in an amazing Kung Fu battle. They are all of the sudden amazingly matched due to the fact that they are using the exact same skills but Gideon has a significant size advantage over the protector of The Oracle. Gideon tries to come in hard with a roundhouse punch but it seems that speed and experience win out in this battle as Seraph ducks underneath the attempted blow and gets in behind Gideon to crack his neck. Serci comes down from the sky to do battle with The Shining Force. Serci has seen what the Wizardesses of The Shining Force have done thus far to her team which is why she targets The Shining Force’s magic users first. In the blink of an eye she takes out Tao, Anri, Wile, and Arthur. She then moves on to take out the team’s Steam knight and their 3 ranged attackers. She faces off against Zylo who is amazed to find out that despite his superiority in size he is not stronger than she is, and even with the help of the expert mercenary knight Pelle Serci ends out on top. Only Max, Edgar, and Mae are able to overpower Serci after Max stuns her with the use of The Chaos Breaker so the 2 knights can use their valkyrie and halberd to finish her off. Springer and Roadbuster are able to keep Zilla occupied with their laser blasts to give Tripticon enough time to finish off Zilla with a massive laser blast from his open mouth, but once Tripticon is successful with this move Godzilla opens his own mouth and completely disintegrates Tripticon with his cosmic fire breath. Godzilla then stomps on Both Springer and Roadbuster with his massive feet. Deathstroke throws a grenade into the mouth of Bowser to blow him up internally but Gannon uses some magical aid to put a sword into Deathstroke’s head, doing enough damage that Deathstroke’s superior mind is unable to heal it. Gannon stands at the ready after this small victory but after Havoc pumps him full of solar energy Gannon is little more than a Kentucky Fried elf killer (I don’t know where I got the idea to use that ridiculous term, but its late, and I’m leaving it in). The Stunticons merge to form Menacer and then march alongside The Balrog of Moria to do battle against the Neo-Cymeks whom they find are now being led by Galvatron as The only remaining Original Titan is on the other side of the battlefield. Menacer does not like these odds but they soon become a little more evened up as Starscream and Luke in the X-Wing fly in to help and Havoc and Tommy Oliver (sans Dragon Zord) rush in to help on the ground. Supergirl and Sinestro wipe out the 3 remaining members of the Shining Force on their way to take on Hot Rod, Blaster and his 4 remaining tapes, while Achilles and Lion-O make short work of Lord Katsumoto and then defeat Jake Rockwell despite his vastly superior fire power. Despite the fact that Hector has no desire to face off against Achilles again, he is a man of honor and will do whatever is asked of him by his teammates. Hector leads Gen. Maximus, Baby Wolverine, & Nyobi against Achilles and Lion-O. Hector manages to keep Achilles busy by provoking the Greek in hopes that his followers can defeat their opponent in time and help him out with the pride of The Greek forces. Lion-O removes the head of Gen. Maximus and then uses The Sword of Omens to pin Baby Wolverine to the side of the tree and then remove his cute little Logan head. Nyobi and Lion-O square off and seem pretty evenly matched but in the end it is superior weaponry that wins the day for Lion-O as he lops off yet another head with The Sword of Omens. Hector fights valiantly against Achilles but in the end this fight can come to a close in only one way. As destiny sees fit Achilles once again proves himself to be the better of the 2 fighters and kills his worthy opponent Hector. The 2 Horsemen stand ready for their next round of attackers but this time they find themselves to be not quite as well matched. The Sword of Omens possesses great power in the hands of Lion-O but it is lacking when it faces off against the Sword of Grayskull in the hands of He-Man. The 2 of them clash for a considerable amount of time but in the end He-Man proves himself to be The Master of the Universe (or at least this fight) as Lion-O gets cat-nipped by The Eternian (cat-nipped, huh…. What do you think, yes…, no…. you like it? Too much? Yeah I can’t tell either). Seraph is holding off Achilles nicely despite Achilles relentless attacks but once He-Man comes in to lend his homeboy Seraph a hand even the great Greek Achilles shows his signs of wear and succumbs to the might of their combined fighting techniques. Seraph turns to his companion He-Man to thank him for his help in defeating Achilles but when he does, He-Man falls flat on his face from a wound to the jugular that neither he nor Seraph even knew Achilles inflicted on him. Hot Rod does a great job as an interim Autobot leader but it proves to simply be not enough as he, Blaster, Rewind, Eject, Ramhorn, & Steeljaw are unable to defeat either Supergirl or Sinestro. The 2 super-powered aliens simply fly circles around the 6 Autobots and lay them to waste. Supergirl then gets a little carried away as she sticks her little finger into the ear of Sepiroth as if she is a demented little killer Q-tip before her and her new homie Sinestro face off against Bloodwind. Havoc and Tommy take a while to accomplish it, but with a lot of sweat and team work the 2 of them manage to take down Neo-Cymek #8. Once they get down a bit of a rhythm it does not take them nearly as long to destroy Neo-Cymek #17. But Neo-Cymek #2 uses one of its retractable metal arms to knock over Havoc and then skewer Tommy Oliver right thru his protective chest shield. Havoc is visibly shaken and when he officially comes to he realizes that the Cymek is right over top of him. Havoc, with his last breath conjures up as much energy as he can and surges it thru himself causing both of the opponents to create a massive explosion which kills them both. Several Neo-Cymeks take to the air to do battle with Luke and Starscream, who have just used their combined fire power to take out Galvatron in his robot form. An incredible dog-fight ensues which we will soon return to. Bloodwind attempts to use his eye beams on Supergirl but she quickly evades the attack, while Sinestro uses his ring to create a giant axe that slices thru Bloodwind and kills him. Supergirl comes down like a meteor on top of Titan #2 which puts a good size whole in the hull of the huge cymek. Sinestro then uses his yellow ring to pump the hole with as much yellow energy as he can muster until Original Titan #2 eventually explodes. The Balrog of Moria in a fit of rage worthy of Mordor uses his fiery magic and evil encrusted whip to take out Neo-Cymeks #4, 5, & 18. This amazing show of fighting prowess should be well-noted but in the end even the evil valor spawned creature succumbs to the overwhelming firepower of The Neo-Cymeks and is destroyed. Starscream and Luke prove to be practically unhittable as they zoom around the skies evading everything that the cymeks have to throw at them. Starscream takes out Cymeks #7 & 9 while Luke despite being out of missiles takes out #10 & 15 with nothing but perfectly placed laser blasts. Starscream is almost hit by Cymek #11 but Luke sacrifices himself to save Starscream by getting between his Decepticon friend and Cymek #11 but getting shot down himself in the process. Luke manages to eject safely from the X-Wing but the same cannot be said for his droid R6-o3. Luke lies on the ground doing what he can to regain his composure when the 2 Neo-Cymeks land right in front of the Jedi Master. Starscream lands behind them but has no shot unless he wants to take out his much needed partner in crime in the process. Starscream wait for Luke to pull out his lightsaber or something but Luke simply raises his hand into the air and with a deep breath uses the force to rip the 2 Neo-Cymeks apart causing even the eternally arrogant Starscream to display a look of amazement on his metal face. Supergirl and Sinestro are clicking in a way that would make both Darkseid and Hanibal Lectur proud if they were still alive as they fly circles around the massive beast known as Godzilla. Sinestro keeps the huge monster busy with his blasts of yellow energy and numerous yellow energy creations but it is Supergirl who gets the final blow as she comes in at an amazing rate of speed like a corkscrew into the back of Godzilla’s head going directly into his brain cavity and killing the massive competitor. Superman and Supergirl regroup there forces on opposing sides in a way similar to the beginning of the battle, yet very little is similar to the beginning of the battle. The battlefield, now littered with bodies has very little of the green that it was had. The ground is soaked with blood and motor oil reminiscent of something Goofjuice would find on the internet and then talk about on the pod cast while he pretends like we’re crazy for not understanding him. Supergirl forms up with her team of Sinestro, Luke Skywalker, and Starscream. While on the other side of the carcass-laden field Superman lines up his team of Streaks, Thor, Thunderstrike, Luke Skywalker, and Seraph. It is awkward to fight on a plot of land where one’s feet cannot even touch the ground do to the sheer number of scattered and broken weapons, not to mention the scattered and broken bodies. Besides the fact that there is little strategy to discuss in a battle this cut and dry so without saying a word Supergirl’s forces scatter and begin the attack. Grand Jedi Master Luke Skywalker ignites his green bladed lightsaber and moves toward Superman while Supergirl and Sinestro attack Thor and Thunderstrike. “Again I spake, it is by Mojinir alone that we will win this battle. Now defend yourself Kryptonian wench”. Starscream transforms into his jet form and flies in toward TEAM in an attempt to simply ram his opponents but Luke Skywalker and Seraph both flip on to the back of the Decepticon. Starscream quickly pulls up, knowing that the people on his back do not have flight ability and then goes in to a tail spin to try and knock them off. Seraph tries his hardest to hold on but he loses his grip and goes plummeting to his doom. Luke, thru great concentration in the force manages to hold on and ignite his lightsaber. Luke takes a great gamble, but one that he knows is necessary for his TEAM. He lets the force speak to him and let him know exactly where the weakest point is on the sentient ship he is combating and then sticks his lightsaber into it. He widens the gap using the force and then plunges his Jedi weapon into the spot extinguishing the spark of The Decepticon. Luke Skywalker uses the force to ease his fall from the sky but his force abilities are simply not yet good enough for a fall from such an amazing height which is why Luke cannot survive the fall. Thunderstrike whispers to Thor during a brief lull in the battle that: “These Kryptonians are more powerful than they look brother; as much as it pains me, we must work alongside Superman if we are to defeat these evil-doers”. “Nay we need only this weapon and its worthy wielder to defeat our enemies, and nevertheless I still don’t trust Superman” Thor responds as he holds up Mojinir and resumes his battle with Supergirl. Luke Skywalker moves in quickly against Superman and his cat. Superman has no problem evading the initial lightsaber attacks but with a flick of his wrist and a spin of his saber Luke manages to cut Streaks directly in half. Superman attempts to blow Luke away but Luke blocks the gale force winds with a force of his own and then blocks Superman’s heat vision with his lightsaber. Thor has been battling with Supergirl and Thunderstrike with Sinestro but in the heat of the fast-paced battle the fights were switched. Sinestro tries to blast Thor with his ring but Thor powers thru the attack and catches the exhausted Sinestro on the side of his face with Mojinir which completely caves in his head. Thor then turns to go aid his brother in arms Thunderstrike but sees that Supergirl has already finished her choke hold and is dropping his lifeless body to the ground. Supergirl knows from the experience of her last battle with TEAM that she is unable to lift the Asgardian hammers for whatever reason, which is why she flies in toward Thor at twice the speed of light and begins pummeling him with hits he cannot even see coming. Back down on the ground Superman goes in for a killer punch on Luke but Luke quickly evades the attack and spins his lightsaber into the air behind his back with such ferocity that Luke pushes the balance of how far a Jedi can go before they cross over to the dark side. With a certain degree of his immense force power behind the swing of his saber, Luke nicks the right eye of Superman and then brings his lightsaber down so hard on the back swing that he manages to cut the left arm of the Man of Steel clean off. Luke then force pushes Superman to the ground as if he were flinging the body of a lifeless doll. Thor manages to escape the brutal attack of Supergirl a battered and bloody mess and begins flying away (really traveling with his thrown hammer) from Supergirl, but he finds out rather quickly that even after Supergirl stopped to rest for a minute she has no problem catching up to the Asgardian. Luke jumps in toward Superman to finish the job; but Superman, although still lying on his back gets up his big red boot just in the nick of time to catch Luke under the mouth and break his neck. Even the great and powerful Superman needs to sit and rest his battered and mutilated body for a second before he goes to aid Thor who is on the losing end of a battle with a Supergirl that seems as if she will simply not tire during the course of this battle. Supergirl smirks as she catches up to Thor who is evading in a vain attempt to regroup from Supergirl’s relentless attacks. Thor receives a punch to the gut from Supergirl which marks the moment when even the most self-confident man realizes that he is the middle of a battle that he cannot win. The one-armed, one-eyed Superman takes flight and begins moving toward the other end of the immense battlefield where this final battle of powerhouses is taking place. Now whether it be due to his incalculable strength or his immeasurable good will, one can never be sure, but in the brief moment of selfless action, when the first son of Odin used his final bit of strength to throw the great hammer Mojinir to the last son of Krypton; Kal El reached out his hand as if he had just been thrown a pencil. Superman, with Mojinir in his one good hand lands back down on the ground and waits for only a second before Supergirl lands in front of him. Supergirl states plainly: “We’ve done this before cousin; and the last 2 times I defeated you, you were in much better shape”. Superman, not in his typical state of mind does not hesitate for a second as he simply swings Mojinir with all of his might and catches Supergirl directly under the chin. It is impossible to say where exactly it was that Supergirl landed, but as far as the members of TEAM are concerned, he sent her right back to Apokolips.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!

The Right Wing vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad

I have been appointed by my brethren Joshatu and Ryatu to watch the following Year 2, Week 6 Match: The Right Wing vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad.

I look into the locker room of The Right Wing and see the following members: Silver Surfer, Hulk, Zeus, Mr. Freeze, Flash, John Stewart, Blackfire, Storm, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Green Goblin, Jedi Knights #16-25, Elite Stormtroopers #1-12, T-Rexes #16-20, Athena, Ulysses S. Grant, Captain Panaka, Batwoman, Army Soldiers #131-154, Agents #1 and 2, Jedi Padawans #2-6, Jack Shepherd, Goliath, Wicked Witch of the West, Slimer, Mike Huckabee, Gold Dragons #10-12, Donkey Kong Jr., Quinlon Vos with Jedi Padawan #38, Warpath, Helen of Troy, Red Sonja, The Pantheon: Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atlanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Ulysses I and Ulysses II, Gondor Soldiers #1-3, Darth Malak, Shintor Beerus with Jedi Padawan #39, Eros, Red Tornado, Captain Mifune, Black Panther, Baby Storm, Skaar Son of Hulk, Elephants #1-7, Titanium Man, Bulkhead, Pegasus, Korg, Ninjas #1-15, Moss Man, Drucilla, Martin Blank, Bookworm, Doc Samson, Rupert Giles, Xander Harris, Miss Martian and Atticus Finch.

Atticus Finch: We will go into battle, my friends. We will have the law on our side, go into battle and be victorious!

Captain Mifune: If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is, if we have to give these bastards our lives, we give 'em hell before we do!

Rupert Giles: A little dramatic Captain, but an admirable attempt to stir the troops.

I look into the locker room of Xavier’s Annihilation Squad and see the following members: Gladiator, The Leprechaun, Randy Couture, Darth Bane, Apocalypse, Mary Embry, Ursa, The Eradicator, Geo-Force, The White Witch, The Blob, Mighty Joe Young, Gorilla Grodd, T-X, The Terrorcons, The Aerialbots, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron, Metroplex, Colonel John Matrix, Black Tom Cassidy, Vigo the Carpathian, Bane, Bonecrusher (movie), Barricade (movie), Brainstorm and Arcana, Silver Samurai, Samurai #21-40, Ancient Sith Lords 1-7 and 15, Sith Lord #8, Rick O'Connell, Eve O'Connell, Feral, Beowolf, Kevin (from Sin City), Shredder, Walker Texas Ranger, Shadowcat and Lockheed, Jet Jaguar, Weapon Omega, Nemesis Enforcer, Zorro, Mordor Horse #1, Minotaurs #1-10, Wookie Soldiers #1-30, Dilophosauruses #1-6, Sailor Moon, Shinobi and Yamato, Reverse Flash and Bonk.

Walker stands up and the entire locker room looks upon the Texas Ranger.

Walker: Walker, Texas Ranger, is ready for battle!

I transport the teams to the grassland battlefield.

Zorro jumps on Mordor Horse #1 and rides into battle. He is met by Gondor Soldiers #1-3 on Elephants #1-3. Mordor Horse #1 manages to escape the stomping of Elephant #1, but is shoveled and impaled with the tusks of Elephant #2. While Mordor Horse #1 goes down, Zorro does an acrobatic flip on Elephant #2. He stabs Gondor Soldier #2 and kills him. Dilophosauruses #1-6 rush onto the scene and split into two groups. Dilophosauruses #1-3 attack Gondor Soldier #3 and Elephant #3. The dinosaurs jump on Elephant #3 and begin to tear apart both Gondor Soldier #3 and his Elephant. Dilophosauruses #4-6 spit blinding poison into Elephant #1 and Gondor Soldier #1’s faces. They both go down and the dinosaurs finish them off, greedily feasting on their flesh. Zorro, meanwhile rides Elephant #2 at his Wookie Soldier teammates ahead. Zorro does a flip off the back of Elephant #2 who is fired upon and killed by the Wookies. T-Rexes #16-20 see Dilophosauruses #1-6 eating on the battlefield. The T-Rexes charge the Dilophosauruses. Dilophosauruses #3 and 6 are easily killed by the ferocity of the dinosaurs. The remaining Dilophosauruses stick together and manage to kill T-Rex #17 with their combined offensive stance. Gold Dragons #10-12 fly upon the scene and with their cones of fire, finish off Dilophosauruses #1-2, 4-5. Wookie Soldiers #1-30 turn their attention to another section of the grasslands and see Elephants #4-7. The Wookies shout their battle cries and rush at the Elephants. All of the Wookies unload their bowcasters and cannons at Elephants #4-7 and kill them.

Wicked Witch of the West is flying on her broom when she sees Mighty Joe Young. She thinks of her own winged monkeys and determines that she will attempt to make the mighty ape her greatest creation. The Witch flies next to the animal and begins to cast a spell which will make him her minion. When the spell is nearly cast, Storm comes upon the scene, and with her weather manipulation ability, focuses a rainstorm on the Wicked Witch of the West, which melts her. Donkey Kong, Jr. retaliates by attacking Mighty Joe Young. The battle of the monkeys begins. Although Mighty Joe is far larger than Kong, Jr., Kong Jr.’s fine motor skills are far superior to the great ape. Kong, Jr. takes the Witch’s broom to fly around. He repeatedly strikes Mighty Joe, who is now becoming tired and dazed. Before Kong can finish Mighty Joe, he is swarmed upon by Minotaurs #1-10 and killed.

Jedi Knights #16-25 and Jedi Padawans #2-6 meet Ancient Sith Lords #1-7 and 15 and Sith Lord #8. The battle is equally matched as the light side and dark side forces face off against one another. Jedi Padawans #2-6 manage to combine forces to destroy Ancient Sith Lord #15. Ancient Sith Lords #1-4 then slash through Jedi Padawans #2-6. Jedi Knights #16-25 face off against Sith Lord #8, as well as the Ancient Sith Lords #1-7. Although the light side manages to kill Sith Lord #8 and Ancient Sith Lords #3-5, all Jedi Knights #16-25 eventually fall to the blinding power of the Sith. With Ancient Sith Lords #1-2 and 6-7 standing, the Pantheon charges the scene. The Pantheon’s combined skills and weaponry of Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atlanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Ulysses I and Ulysses II are too much for the remaining Sith. Although Paris, Ulysses I and Andromeda fall in the battle, the remaining Pantheon members kill Ancient Sith Lords #1-2 and 6-7.

Kevin from Sin City stalks Atticus Finch. The mute serial killer sneaks up from behind and stabs Finch, severing his spinal cord. Finch is mortally wounded and dying. Kevin smiles at the thought of the famous lawyer’s head mounted as a trophy. Rupert Giles and Xander Harris mount an attack on Kevin. Kevin’s use of martial arts manages to incapacitate Harris, who then takes a knife across his throat. Giles is then being pummeled by Kevin. Red Sonja comes to the scene and through the use of her sword mastery bests Kevin. Red Sonja then picks up an injured, but still alive Giles. Pegasus swoops in and Giles rides the winged steed away from the fray. The Silver Samurai then comes over and uses his sword in a vicious fight against Sonja. Although Sonja has the brute strength, the mastery of Silver Samurai is too much as Sonja screams and meets her maker as Silver Samurai cuts her head off. Ninjas #1-15 acrobatically come to the battle and take on Silver Samurai. Samurai #21-40 back their leader up. The combined abilities of the fifteen Ninjas manage to kill Silver Samurai and Samurai #29-37. Nonetheless, the remaining Samurai who have lost their brethren, with honor, destroy all Ninjas #1-15. Elite Stormtroopers #1-12 rally and kill remaining Samurai #21-28, 38-40, although also losing Elite Stormtroopers #3-7.

Rick O’Connell and Eve O’Connell meet Slimer. Slimer manages to slime Eve O’Connell who suffocates in the muck which encased her. Rick O’Connell, furious at his wife’s demise, attacks Slimer. Slimer is about to slime Rick when Bonk and the Leprechaun join their teammate. The combined forces of the supernatural Leprechaun and the strong caveboy’s “bonking” skills destroys Slimer. Captain Mifune in his armored personnel unit blasts and destroys both the Leprechaun and Bonk. Mifune and Rick O’Connell rush to the battle.

Pegasus and Giles are flying overhead when they are met by the Aerialbots: Silverbolt in Concorde mode, Skydive in F-16 Fighting Falcon mode, Fireflight in F-4 Phantom II mode, Slingshot in AV-8B Harrier II mode and Air Raid in F-15 Eagle mode. The watcher and winged horse are no match for the combined weaponry and tactical skills of the Transformers; thus, Pegasus and Giles are basically disintegrated in the sky, with feathers and body parts falling to the ground. The Aerialbots are then met with Storm, Baby Storm, Silver Surfer, and Bulkhead. Baby Storm is shredded by Skydive’s weapons. Silver Surfer uses his cosmic powers to destroy Silverbolt. Bulkhead takes out Air Raid. Storm then uses her powers to force Fireflight, Skydive and Slingshot down on the grasslands below. Before they can transform to their robot modes they are met by Skaar, Doc Samson and Hulk. Skaar destroys Fireflight. Doc Samson destroys Skydive. Hulk destroys Slingshot. Storm flies away to her other teammates.

The battle in the sky continues as John Stewart, Silver Surfer, Bulkhead, Gold Dragons #10-12, Zeus, Green Goblin and Miss Martian take on Mary Embry, Eradicator, Geo-Force, Ursa, Brainstorm and Arcana. Green Goblin is flying on his glider and repeatedly throws his goblin bombs at Geo-Force. Geo-Force manages to dodge most of the bombs, but while focused on the Goblin, is met by all three Gold Dragons. The Gold Dragons #10-12 hit Geo-Force at the same time with their flames and Geo-Force goes down. Brainstorm and Arcana take on Bulkhead and manage to destroy their Transformer enemy. Silver Surfer then uses his cosmic powers against Brainstorm and Arcana. They are incinerated at the force of the blast. Embry and Ursa manage to break the necks and incapacitate all Gold Dragons #10-12, who mortally wounded, plummet to the ground. Embry manages to fly behind the Green Goblin and kill him. She uses the goblin bombs from his bag to repeatedly pummel John Stewart. Stewart uses his lantern ring to strike Embry. As Embry attempts to gain her senses, she is immediately struck by Zeus’s forces as he manipulates the skies. With Embry at somewhat of a loss, Miss Martian comes upon her and kills her. The Eradicator then kills Stewart when he has the chance. Ursa and Eradicator face Silver Surfer who unleashes a blast that sends Ursa and Eradicator to the ground. They are pounced upon by Miss Martian, Skaar, Hulk and Doc Samson. The punishment is too much and Ursa and Eradicator both die.

Shinobi and Yamato meet Martin Blank. Blank manages to shoot and kill Yamato, but Shinobi is too quick with his martial arts’ moves and kills Blank. Warpath storms upon the scene and kills Shinobi. Flash and Reverse Flash are equally matched and are fighting one another to a near standstill until Mr. Freeze uses his ray to make Reverse Flash slip. As Reverse Flash slips, Moss Man controls the grassland’s plant life and captures Reverse Flash. The plants strangle the life out of Reverse Flash. Mighty Joe Young and Gorilla Grodd come upon the scene and their combined ape powers tear apart Moss Man. The apes are then met with T-Rexes #16, 18-20. Mighty Joe Young kills T-Rex #16, but is unable to subdue all Rexes at the same time and dies as he is pounced upon by T-Rexes #17-20. Gorilla Grodd is about to be killed when his furry teammates, Wookie Soldiers #1-20 rush to the scene. Their combined firepower manage to kill the remaining T-Rexes #17-20. Elite Stormtroopers #1-2, 8-12 come on the scene and fire upon the Wookies. The Elite troopers manage to kill Wookie Soldiers #1-16, while all the remaining Stormtroopers fall dead. Army Soldiers #131-154, due to their sheer numbers alone, manage to riddle the Wookie Soldiers’ bodies with bullets and kill them off, but suffer the casualties of Army Soldiers #131-140. Army Soldiers #141-154 then take on T-X, Colonel John Matrix and Beowulf. The remaining Army Soldiers die, but take out Colonel John Matrix at the same time.
Black Tom Cassidy finds rotten wood amongst the grasslands’ ground. He sees Bookworm and smashes the villain over the head and then uses a concussive blast to blow him away. Shredder, Feral and Randy Couture join their teammate in battle. They are facing Ulysses S. Grant, Agents #1 and 2, Mike Huckabee and Duncan Idaho Ghola #6. Shredder and Feral unleash their ferocity against Ulysses S. Grant and Agents #1 and 2; they do not last long against the claws of their opponents. Randy Couture takes on Mike Huckabee and easily kills the politician. Couture then takes on Duncan Idaho Ghola and through his mixed martial arts’ mastery, manages to hurt the Ghola. Black Tom Cassidy uses a concussive burst to destroy the Ghola. Successful, the Squad’s quad look for other combatants to defeat. Blackfire, Helen of Troy and Black Panther meet the quad. Blackfire uses her solar powered energy projection ability to throw Black Tom Cassidy across the field. Black Panther then pounces on Cassidy and kills him with his strength. Helen of Troy manages to take Couture off guard due to her beauty and Blackfire easily kills the smitten male. Feral pounces on Helen and slices her up. Shredder and Feral then face Blackfire and Black Panther. Blackfire allows Black Panther to dispatch of the two.

Across the way, Darth Bane, the White Witch, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, and Vigo the Carpathian meet Goliath, Quinlon Vos with Jedi Padawan #38, Warpath, the remaining Pantheon members: Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atlanta, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Prometheus, and Ulysses II, Darth Malak, and Shintor Beerus with Jedi Padawan #39. Darth Bane and Darth Malak are in a pitched lightsaber battle. The two Sith strike at each other repeatedly, neither giving way to the other. Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron come into the lightsaber fray, knowing that Malak alone will be no match for the trio of force wielders. Malak is about to be struck down when Quinlon Vos with Jedi Padawan #38 and Shintor Beerus with Jedi Padawan #39 enter the fray. The Sith Lords have enough time to continue their fight and dispatch Jedi Padawan #38 and Jedi Padawan #39. Only the strong survive. The combined fighting skills of Malak, Vos and Beerus take on Bane, Ocron and Voltress. After the battle, the only ones standing are Vos and Malak. Beerus, Bane, Ocron and Voltress are all dead. The supernatural and magical abilities of Vigo the Carpathian and the White Witch easily dispatch Warpath. Vos and Malak, with the assistance of the remaining Pantheon members and Goliath take on and destroy Vigo and the White Witch. Nonetheless the supernatural beings, before their death, manage to take out Achilles, Ajax, Atlanta, Hector and Ulysses II.
It is the final stand between the two teams.

For the Right Wing are Silver Surfer, Hulk, Zeus, Mr. Freeze, Flash, John Stewart, Blackfire, Storm, Athena, Captain Panaka, Batwoman, Jack Shephard, Goliath, Quinlon Vos, The Pantheon: Agamemnon, Andromeda, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Prometheus, Darth Malak, Eros, Red Tornado, Captain Mifune, Black Panther, Skaar Son of Hulk, Titanium Man, Korg, Drusilla, Doc Samson, and Miss Martian.

For Xavier’s Annihilation Squad are Gladiator, Apocalypse, The Blob, Gorilla Grodd, T-X, The Terrorcons, Metroplex, Bane, Bonecrusher (movie), Barricade (movie), Rick O'Connell, Beowolf, Walker Texas Ranger, Shadowcat and Lockheed, Jet Jaguar, Weapon Omega, Nemesis Enforcer, Zorro, Minotaurs #1-10, and Sailor Moon.

Minotaurs #1-10 charge the Right Wing. Batwoman uses her utility belt weaponry to kill Minotaurs #1 and 7. Captain Panaka manages to shoot and kill Minotaur # 2. Minotaur #3 and #5 then overpower the Nabooian guardsman and maul him with their horns. Titanium Man uses his concussive blasts and armor to defeat Minotaurs #3-5. Athena uses her hunting and godlike skills to kill Minotaurs # 8-10. Captain Mifune destroys Minotaur #6 with his armor.

Drucilla: My precious little Walker (she says as she focuses on Walker, Texas Ranger).

Walker: I am Walker, Texas Ranger. My keen skills and mind shall repel you vampire harpie!

Drucilla manages to lure Walker to her. She nibbles on his neck. Walker laughs.

Walker: Walker, Texas Ranger, loves when a woman takes charge.

Drucilla bites into Walker and drains his blood. As she is sucking the remaining blood from her victim, she is stabbed in the back by Zorro. She explodes into a dust cloud.

The five Terrorcons combine to form Abominus. Captain Mifune faces the giant Transformer and repeatedly fires upon the monstrous figure. Abominus crushes Mifune in his personalized weapon armor. Abominus also manages to mortally wound and/or kill Batwoman, Black Panther, Jason and Prometheus. Jack Shephard runs amongst the mortally wounded seeing if he can save any of them. As he sits over Black Panther he hears someone scream: “I am Beowulf.” That is the last Shephard hears as Beowulf lops his head off. The Right Wing determine to focus on separate pieces of Abominus, knowing that they will have to transform into their robot forms to save themselves. John Stewart focuses on Blot. Before he is able to use his ring powers though, he is struck down by Weapon Omega. Quinlon Vos and Darth Malak then combine their force powers and rip Weapon Omega out of the sky and manage to each slice him dead. As the Right Wing begins to focus their attack on Abominus, Bonecrusher and Barricade come to their robot brethren’s aid. Mr. Freeze manages to hit Blot with his freeze ray. Titanium Man then finishes the job with his blasts. Blot is destroyed and Abominus transforms into its various components: Hunn-Grrr (two headed dragon), Cutthroat (pterodactyl like beast), Rippersnapper (land shark) and Sinnertwin (Orthrus type monster). The four transformers manage to take out Storm and Doc Samson. Meanwhile, Miss Martian and Zeus destroy Barricade. Skaar and Hulk take on and destroy Bonecrusher. Hunn-Grr and Cutthroat are taken out by Silver Surfer and Blackfire.

What is left of the Pantheon: Agamemnon, Andromeda, Delphi, Hector focus on the easier prey. Their combined Pantheon powers and weapons are too much for Shadowcat and Lockheed, Jet Jaguar, Nemesis Enforcer and Sailor Moon. In response Metroplex wipes the entire Pantheon out. Korg tries to take on the Blob and is unable to defeat him; he loses his life for the attempt. Quinlon Vos takes on the T-X. Although repeatedly blocked at first, its relentless robotic will does away with the Vos. Darth Malak, in turn, destroys the T-X.

Gladiator and Bane take on Flash. The speedster runs circles around the duo that cannot catch him. He repeatedly beats on the two who eventually fall to the ground. Goliath finishes the two by driving them in the earth with his feet. Metroplex unleashes its weapons and kills Goliath. Apocalypse dispatches with Eros.

Silver Surfer and Blackfire use their combined forces to rip through The Blob, Gorilla Grodd, Rick O'Connell and Beowolf. Apocalypse kills Mr. Freeze and Flash with his powers. Metroplex manages to destroy Darth Malak who cannot deflect all the salvos and the remaining Terrorcons rip apart and destroy Red Tornado and Titanium Man. At the same time, the only Terrorcons remaining are Rippersnaper and Sinnertwin. Hulk, Skaar and Miss Martian manage to take out the remaining two Terrorcons. The combined forces of the Right Wing destroy Xavier’s remaining team of Apocalypse and Metroplex.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: All dead.

The Right Wing: Silver Surfer, Hulk, Zeus, Blackfire, Athena, Skaar Son of Hulk, and Miss Martian alive.

THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!