Monday, March 31, 2008

Press Release

Much controversy has been started over the looming "match of the week" between The Horsemen of Apokolips and Team Ed. Achilles is holding another press conference this afternoon, most people expect him to take back some of the statements he has made. We went into the Team Ed locker room this afternoon to hear what people had to say about the self proclaimed "Yankees/Red Sox" of Fantasy Fantasy. Griffin Poteracki, who was working on "something special" for his bionic arm wanted to be put on record as saying that "Achilles is a punk". Hot Rod was quoted as saying "Hey we beat the horsemen before and we're gonna do it again". Trinity added off the record "to give her 5 minutes and she'll tear that whole G@#&*$n team apart. R2-D2 then said something in droid ease that C-3P0 vehemently refused to translate.

THE PRESS CONFERENCE:
Achilles came up to the microphone this afternoon and said the following: "There has been a lot of talk about my comments from earlier in the week and I would like to set the record straight. I AM guarenteeing a victory in Week 5. You can print it on the top of the blog, the bottom of the blog, or the middle of the blog; We will win Game 2". Achilles then said "No questions" as he punched the microphone and walked off the stage.

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