Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Reign Supremacy Vs. TEAM

Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (designated leader), Batman & Robin, Iron Man, Cyborg Superman, Elite Clonetrooper #21-38, Ghostbusters, Crew of Serenity, Mega Man & Rush, Capt. America, Starfire, Raven, Mario & Luigi, Sebastian the Crab, Tim , Paul, Steve, The Bry, Yaddle, Jedi Knight #36-40, Blade (from He-Man), Ax-battler, Tyrius Flare, Gilleus Thunderhead, Joe Levine, Timmell, Olif Golzig, Wookie Soldier #3, Naboo Soldier #1, & Ewok #49.

TEAM is Superman (designated leader), Neo, Seraph, Trinity, King Kong, Godzilla, Fortress Maximus, Swoop, The Combaticons, Blitzwing, Skywarp, Shockwave, Iron Hide, He-Man & Battle Cat, Bomber Man, Bowser: King of Koopa, Gannon, The Shining Force, Griffin Poteracki, Original Titan #1 & 2, Evil Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, & Mike & Laura Sroka.

Reign Supremacy is teleported to the city, ready for battle. TEAM is nowhere to be found. Then, all of a sudden, the ground begins to shake and Reign Supremacy sees the first wave of TEAM’s attack. Godzilla, King Kong, Fortress Maximus, and Original Titans #1 and 2 smash their way through the streets. Godzilla vaporizes Olif Golzig, Tim, Paul, Steve and The Bry with his atomic breath. King Kong eats Elite Clonetroopers #21-24 and slams his fists down on Naboo Soldier #1 and Ewok #49. Fortress Maximus knocks down a building on top of Sebastian the Crab, Timmell, and Wookie Soldier #3, crushing them. The Original Titans destroy Serenity which was coming in for a landing, killing the entire crew. Superman sends the next wave, The Shining Force, in to attack. Yaddle leads the Jedi Knights attack, where they kill Mayonais, JoanJett, Dr. Ruel, E.T., Ed1, Dump, Mogie, Little John, and Robin Hood. The Jedi are then about to be hit with a mix of Blaze and Frost magic when the Ghostbusters jump in and save the day. They use their proton packs and lightsabers to push through, devastating the rest of the Shining Force. Captain America and Iron Man work on a strategy against this powerful team. (This battle must have taken place before the events of Civil War) Batman informs them on the importance of taking out Superman. He hands Capt. America the Kryptonite Ring he has stored in his utility belt. They have already sent Cyborg Superman to battle the Man of Steel. Iron Man takes off with Starfire to take down Godzilla and King Kong who have be tearing through the city. Starfire whips around Godzilla’s head, blasting him with her energy beams. She is starting to wear down the monster, but is blindsided by a blast from Shockwave. He hits her several more times right in her well endowed chest, killing her. Iron man using his repulsor rays blinds King Kong and then knocks him from the building that the giant ape had climbed up on. Cyborg Superman is holding his own against Superman but is not making much headway. Neo flies up to assist Superman but is kicked out of the air by Batman. Using the cover of night as an aid, he is able to gain the element of surprise over Neo. He unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks to the Chosen One. An amazing display of martial arts is being shown by both, but, it’s Batman’s resourcefulness that gives him the edge. He draws Neo into a dark alley where he has Raven waiting. Her “Soul Self” attacks Neo, killing him. Griffin Poteracki then leaps on Robin, who was watching from a rooftop. Robin blocks Griffin’s punches, but when he goes in close for an attack, he’s caught in a submission move. Griffin tightens the hold as Robin tries to break free, he finally, in a quick jerk, snaps the Boy Wonder’s neck. The Combaticons are carving their own path of destruction through the city streets. They form Bruticus and wipe out the remaining Elite Clonetroopers. Mario and Luigi are racing down the streets, when they see two question blocks floating above the sidewalk. They run over and leap up punching the blocks, breaking free the two Starmen that are inside. Mario and Luigi both gain invincibility are race to inflict as much damage as they can. They kill Bowser: King of Koopas, Jackie Chan, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Evil Paul Atredies Ghola, Bomber Man and Jet Li. They run out of star power and are killed by Mike and Laura Sroka who both crack them with softball bats. Gannon faces off against the Ghostbusters, who believe he is some sort of evil spirit. They attempt to cross their streams at Gannon, but he teleports behind them and uses his magic to blow up their proton packs. Superman finally finishes off Cyborg Superman by ripping his head from his body. He then rockets the head right at Blade killing him. Seraph and Trinity are squaring off against Chuck Norris and Ax-Battler. Seraph quickly kills Ax-Battler and Chuck Norris breaks Trinity’s back with a wicked spin kick. Seraph and Chuck then begin to size one another up. Every kick is blocked, and ever punch is dodged. These are two incredibly even matched foes. Chuck Norris ties Seraph’s arms up and brings him close enough for the fist that is hiding behind his beard to punch Seraph in the nose, breaking it. This enables Chuck to deliver a kill blow to the back of Seraph’s neck. Swoop dive bombs in and fires his missiles, blowing up Mega Man and Rush. Evil Paul Atredies Ghola actually begins to get up from the Mario Bros. attack, where he was previously believed to be killed. Joe Levine runs over and smashes him in the head with a fallen street sign several times, finally putting him down. Joe stands over him and chants “E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!” He-Man charges down the street upon Battle Cat and decapitates both Tyrius Flare and Gilleus Thunderhead. Superman then flies back down to the street and uses his super speed to kill Jedi Knight #36-38 and his heat vision to kill Jedi Knights #39 and 40. Captain America then connects with a powerful uppercut right on Superman’s chin. This actually draws blood from Kal-El, due to the Kryptonite Ring. He attempts to use his heat vision again, but Cap blocks it with his shield. The heat vision then ricochets off of the shield and melts Ironhide. TEAM’s Transformers and Godzilla all form behind Superman and Chuck Norris realizes that his team has suffered severe casualties are unbelievably outmatched, orders a retreat. Batman and Captain America both protest but Raven teleports them along with the rest of her surviving team off the battlefield.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!

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