Friday, February 20, 2009

George Washington's Slaves vs The Syracuse Valley

George Washington's Slaves are Cade Skywalker & Capt. Marvel.

The Syracuse Valley is Soundwave w/ Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, (Movie) Frenzy, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawk Talk & Beast Box, Mr. Game & Watch on a 4-Wheeler, Wald, Little Goomba #2, & Treasure Troll #4.


The Syracuse Valley is teleported right in front of the Fox Theatre on Woodward Avenue. Soundwave ejects all seven of his tapes and orders Mr. Game & Watch to patrol the area on his 4-Wheeler. Little Goomba #2 and Treasure Troll #4 hop on with him as he takes off. Soon after, Cade Skywalker and Captain Marvel, rookies from George Washington’s Slaves, are teleported inside the Fox Theatre. Soundwave quickly detects their opponents in this opening week of Fantasy Fantasy League and directs his crew of tapes to open fire on the Fox, thus reducing it to rubble. “Well that was easy,” quips Frenzy. “Targets… still operating. Defeat will be difficult,” replies Soundwave. “Oh crap… You can say that again!” yells Frenzy as a huge pile of debris is blown into the sky by a powerful cosmic blast and then is Force pushed onto Slugfest, crushing the Stegosaurus. Captain Marvel flies up out of what remains of the Fox Theatre after Laserbeak, but is hit hard from behind by several rockets from Soundwave’s shoulder mounted launcher. Mar-Vell crashes into the roof of the Hockeytown Café. Soundwave detects that Captain Marvel is still living, but turns his attention to the attacking Cade Skywalker, who has just removed Overkill’s head from his body with his lightsaber. Soundwave fires a concussion blast from his gun that knocks Cade into the ticket booth of the Fillmore Detroit. Ravage stalks the fallen Skywalker only to receive a lightsaber blade in the torso. Laserbeak then dive-bombs towards Cade, firing his laser directly at him, but is blasted out of the sky by Captain Marvel’s cosmic energy. Soundwave orders Mr. Game & Watch and crew to return. But as they are speeding down Woodward on their 4-Wheeler, they are all crushed beneath the giant hockey puck that is perched up on top of Hockeytown Café, courtesy of Captain Marvel. Out from underneath the destroyed 4-Wheeler crawls Movie Frenzy who was in his CD Player mode at the time. His namesake rushes over and helps him up. As Cade Skywalker gets back up on his feet, Soundwave tells Beastbox and Squalktalk to merge and form Squalkbox. They then channel all of the sounds from this battle through their Sonic Boomer Cannons, causing a horrendous amount of noise and destruction throughout the streets. Blinded by the deafening sound, Cade uses the Force to guide him and launches his lightsaber through the air, stabbing Squalkbox in the chest, killing the combined Transformer. Soundwave then runs across the street over to Comerica Park as the Frenzy’s lay down some cover fire. Captain Marvel flies off of the roof of Hockeytown right towards Soundwave. The Decepticon then rips one of those huge baseball bats that are in front of Comerica Park. He winds up and smashes Captain Marvel as hard as he can, shattering most of the Kree soldier’s bones, sending him sailing high up into the air. “TkkkkGrandtkzzzSlamzzztttkk!” says Movie Frenzy. “He’s outta here!” adds Frenzy. Unfortunately these two should have paid more attention to Cade Skywalker and not the impromptu baseball game. Cade blows Movie Frenzy away with his blaster and slices Frenzy right down the middle with his lightsaber. Captain Marvel then crashes down through the Fox parking structure, which is just across the street (Soundwave must have dropped his shoulder when he swung). Cade races in to search of his fallen teammate. He finds him broken and dying on top of a Cadillac Escalade. “Lucky for you, I, unlike my ancestor, has the ability to save people from death,” Cade says to Mar-Vell. He then uses Force Resuscitation to heal Captain Marvel. Soundwave drops the giant bat, thinking he is victorious, only to be blasted in the chest with cosmic energy. This knocks him down into Comerica Park. Cade and a revived Captain Marvel race out of the parking structure to finish off the Transformer. Soundwave regains his footing and decides it’s better to live and fight another day. Soundwave takes off into the sky and retreats.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!


3 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Good Victory Fizz, I bet that one was a little bit more difficult than you excpected it to be.

Artifact said...

I didn't know for a minute if I was going to pull that off. Nice match, Ry. I liked the creative use of landmarks!

-Z

Lickolas said...

The "He must have dropped his shoulder" comment was a classic dude.

Good match Ryan!

Cade Skywalker is already looking like he could be rookie of the year.