Better Than All of You Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos

Better Than All of You is Predator #1, 3-19, Gwar: Oderus Urungus, Flattus Maximus, Balsac the Jaws of Death, Beefcake the Mighty, Jizmack da Gusha, Slymenstra Hymen, The Sexecutioner, & Sleazy P. Martini, Gray Hulk, Jedi Guardian #1 & 2, Deathlok, Ghost Rider, John Rambo, Cobra Viper #1, Dozer #4 & 6, & Treasure Troll #17.

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Spiderman, Gen. Grevious, Albus Dumbledore, Agamemnon & Juno, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Black Adam, Parallax, Kaja Sinis, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Maxima, Dr. Doom, Lady Deathstrike, (movie) Blackout, Rachel Ray, Jen Linley, & Mrs. Doubtfire.


As The Better Than All of You squad appears in the heavily wooded forest of Endor’s moon, the 18 Predators and John Rambo disappear before the rest of the team even starts preparing a plan. As The Commandos appear ready for battle, Spider Man instantly sees the Oderus Urungus led Gwar and says to his teammates “dibs on the demonic guys holding the musical instruments, I am soooooo fighting them”. Spiderman then jumps into action, using the trees to his advantage, as he takes on all 8 members of Gwar. Jedi Guardian #1 & 2 ignite their lightsabers and attack Kaja Sinis, not even realizing that they are squaring off against the man who invented the Jedi order. Black Adam & Parallax fly in to surround Gray Hulk while Maxima flies in to easily dispatch Cobra Viper #1, as well as both dozers and the Treasure Troll without even breaking stride. As a mere observer, I was unable to tell if it was one of the Predators or Rambo who stealthily shot and killed both Mrs. Doubtfire and Rachel Ray who were in an argument over who has the more feminine figure. On the other hand, it was a Predator who snuck up behind Jen Linley to kill her, but once he turned off his invisibility field, and she got a look at him; she had a heart attack and died of fear. The Sexecutioner and Slymenstra Hymen both try to attack Spider Man with large medieval weaponry, but when Spiderman jumps out of the way at the last second they end up running each other thru instead. “Way to stick together guys” Spiderman says. Spiderman then shoots a web at Flattus Maximus as he is jumping out of a tree which catches his neck and hangs him in the process. Gray Hulk and Black Adam begin pounding on each other with their fists until they are both on the brink of exhaustion. Gray Hulk momentarily gains the upper hand in this test of brute strength and breaks Black Adam’s neck, but when Parallax uses his power on Gray Hulk and exposes the Hulk’s fear of almost losing to Black Adam, Hulk’s entire body weakens sending him back to being just plain Bruce Banner. Once this happens, Parallax has no problem killing the frightened human. Ghost Rider races up on his motorcycle, swinging his chain at Dumbledore, but the master wizard simply waves his wand in the direction of the devilish biker to de-seat him from his ride and then quickly finish him off with another spell. Dr. Doom attempts to rally his troops in a joint attack but Deathlok pulls out his laser gun and blasts Doom in the face. Agamemnon sees this happen and blasts Deathlok with a flurry of lasgun bolts to avenge the death of his favorite coach. Sleazy P. Martini sneaks up behind Spiderman with a magical death spear, but Spiderman jumps out of the way again saying: “Alright, Why don’t you just admit it, you guys are a bunch of dirty rotten sons of………. Oh never mind”. Spider Man then grabs the weapon with his web-slingers and redirects it into Sleazy’s heart. Dr. Fate flies around ready to use his magic, but Rambo uses his guerilla warfare skills to jump out of the tree above him and land on his back. Once on the back of the powerful magician; Rambo knocks off his helmet and then slices open his throat to kill him. Parallax is still enjoying his victory over Hulk when Predator #1 appears out of nowhere and blasts the being with some sort of alien weaponry that disintegrates Parallax instantly. Mary Marvel and Ms. Marvel are in search of a fight when a fight comes to them. The 2 powerful females, who thought they were alone, find that they are completely surrounded by Predators, who seem to be working together as a team. The 17 Predators converge on them, but the 2 Marvels fight back. Mary Marvel kills Predators #4 & 7, while Ms. Marvel Kills both Predators #3 & 16, but eventually the Predators use their supreme fighting skills and weaponry to defeat the 2 of them. Lady Deathstrike jumps down to join the battle and takes out Predator #10, as well as Predator #15 with her claws, but eventually she is taken out by Predator #5. Blackout transforms into his robot form right after Ben Kenobi jumps out of the Helicopter. Rodimus Prime than backs up his hot rod/truck cab thingie so Grevious can jump out before he transforms to help out. Rodimus takes out Predator #18 while Grevious sticks 3 lightsabers into the chest of Predator #14. Predator #19 is invisible as he sneaks up on old Ben, but Kenobi uses the force to sense his presence. Ben then spins around with his lightsaber to take off the Predator’s head. Blackout kills Predator #12 with his massive machine gun blasts, but Predator #1 shows back up to blast Blackout right thru his thick Cybertronian hull which destroys his spark. Agamemnon & Juno combine fire on Predator #13 to take him out, but Predator #1 rallies the Predators behind him for a final offensive. Kaja Sinis easily takes out Jedi Guardian #1 & disarms Jedi Guardian #2 without killing him. Rambo’s knife doesn’t seem to be able to fully penetrate the skin of Maxima, which makes her smile as he runs away. The only problem with this show of arrogance is that she didn’t notice that while he was distracting her with his knife, he was also rigging her with explosives and dynamite; which soon go off and take her out. All the Predators unite behind Predator #1 when Dave Bowman shows up and destroys the brave Predator’s molecules completely. With this show of power, Predator #5 signals the retreat for his fellow Predators while Oderus Urungus orders the retreat for what is left of Gwar and Jedi Guardian #2. John Rambo is already long gone, from this forest of war hell.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!