Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. The Syracuse Valley

“Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.”
-George Edward Woodberry

I look to the teams during this Week 6 Match on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:

Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, G-Girl, Supreme and Radar, Suprema, The Eradicator, Spider Woman, Silver Racer, Astro Boy, Metron, Molecule Man, Avalanche, Speedball, Kalibak, Feral, Zorro (w/ a blue lightsaber) on Mordor Horse #1, Weapon Omega, Gladiator, Jeannie and Major Nelson, Zombie Josh Houslander on Zombie Silver Dragon #3, Dark Dragon, Sailor Moon, Sauron, Blastaar, Killer Moth, The White Witch, Goliath the Gargoyle, Gorilla Grodd, Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, Shinobi and Yamato, Bonk, Windhammer, Ninja Gaiden, Hammerhand, Topspinner, Ram Bam, Cruncher, Cactus Head, The Blob, Boulder, Granite, Tombstone, Kevin (Sin City), Demolition Man, Perfuma, Rintrah, Minotaurs #1-7, Rouge the Bat, T-X, Silver Samurai, Samurai #30-40, The Sinister Six: Sandman, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Mysterio, Vulture and Electro, The Terrorcons: Hun-Grr, Blot, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper and Sinnertwin, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Slingshot and Air Raid, Bonecrusher, Barricade, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Ancient Sith Lords #1-7 and 15, Sith Lord #8, The Addams Family: Gomez (w/ a green lightsaber), Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Uncle Fester (w/ a green lightsaber), Grandmama, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and Thing and Ewok #50.

The Syracuse Valley: Scooter, Splinter, Leonardo, Venus Demilo, Nightcrawler, Hammer Bros. #3-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, Fire Bros. #4-10, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, Xenomorphs #95-100, Dash Rendar in a Tie Bomber, Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Kister in Gas Gasgano's Podracer, Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo in a Y-Wing Bomber, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, (movie) Jazz, Sub-Zero, Raiden w/ Kid Thunder, Soundblaster w/ Zombie Rumble, (movie) Frenzy (w/ a red lightsaber), (movie) Ravage, Zombie Laserbeak, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk and Beastbox, Fast Forward, (movie) Wheely, The Decepticon Spy Bug, Mr. Game and Watch (w/ a Heat Axe), Shang Tsung, Wonder Boy (w/ an Atlas), Baby Nightcrawler, Nocturne, Rayne, Wald, Beavis, Butthead, Buttchunk, Guille, Wingnut and Screwloose, Crasher, Rob Bartlett (w/ a Halberd), Doogle, Robocop, Godzooky, Billy Mays, Shadow the Hedgehog, Human Smoke, Scorpion, Decepticons #1-5, Gremlins #1 and 2, The Crew of The Righteous Indignation: Capt. Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber), Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser, Willy Duwitt, Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie and Commander (and Head Coach) Dogstar in The Righteous Indignation, The Toxic Avenger, Critters #1-12, Decepticon Decoys #1-5, Peppy Hare in a Tie Interceptor, James McCloud in a Tie Interceptor, Autobots #6-10, Karai, Teddy Boy, Navy Sailors #60-99, Little Goombas #6-34, Sith Lord #5 (Darth Techno), Moritani Soldiers #1-15, Kree Soldiers #1-50, Balrog #5, Treasure Troll #27, Gordon Barbo, Frank the Tank, Bran, Glass Joe, Johnny Cage, Jax, Kid Chameleon, Game Boy, Mappy, Pitfall Harry, Jimmy Lee, King Hippo, The Eggplant Wizard, Homer Simpson, Agamemnon and Menelaeus, McGruff the Crime Dog and Sam Malone.

Let the Battle begin. . . .

Space Region

Metron rides through space in his Mobius chair. The passive observer notes the fighters that quickly approach. With pinpoint accuracy, both Dash Rendar in a Tie Bomber and Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo in a Y-Wing Bomber, drop both their orbital mines and proton bombs on the chair. The barrage of weapons rips the chair apart. The demigod is thrown through space. Metron sees Peppy Hare in a Tie Interceptor and James McCloud in a Tie Interceptor race toward him. He is riddled with a barrage of laser fire. Although Metron is a demigod, his pacifist nature reconciles that his death is warranted in this instance and dies.

Astro Boy is met by Kree Soldiers #1-50, in protective space gear. The blue faced warriors swarm Astro Boy and tear him apart. Silver Racer uses his amalgamated powers to defeat the entire Kree army, Kree Soldiers #1-50. The three Kryptonians- Ursa, Supergirl and Eradicator focus on the ships that obliterated Metron. Ursa destroys Peppy Hare in her Tie Interceptor. Supergirl destroys James McCloud in his Tie Interceptor. The Eradicator destroys Dash Rendar in his Tie Bomber. The Kryptonians then join forces with the Silver Racer and rip apart the Y-Wing. Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo are destroyed with their ship.

Desert Region

Cactus Head sees Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Kister in Gas Gasgano's Podracer approach. Skywalker’s superior piloting skills allow him to whip the Podracer’s cockpit around so that Skywalker is allowed to slice off the head of Cactus Head. Wald cheers Anakin on. Wald jumps up for joy at the sight of the beheading. Wald’s feet do not land back on the ground as Rippersnapper reaches his body in the air and rips him apart. In response to Wald’s death, (movie) Ravage attempts to battle the Terrorcon. Unfortunately, the entire Terrorcon clan rushes to assist their teammate and destroys the cycloptic jaguar.

Agamemnon and Menelaeus rush at the Minotaurs #1-7. Minotaurs #1-3 and 7 are killed by the Trojan Warriors. The Minotaurs then decide to focus on only one combatant-Menelaeus. Minotaurs #4-6 kill Menelaeus. In a revenge driven frenzy, Agamemnon leads Decepticon Decoys #1-5 against Minotaurs #4-6 and finishes them off. Boulder and Granite burst from the sand and attack Agamemnon and Decepticon Decoys #1-5. The Rock Lords are victorious in their battle; Agamemnon is killed and Decepticon Decoys #1-5 are destroyed.

Anakin Skywalker and Kister remain in their Podracer and focus on Jeannie and Major Nelson. Skywalker uses the same attack move used on Cactus Head to behead Nelson. Nelson’s headless body drops Jeannie’s lamp in the sand.

Jeannie: Master!!!!

Kister jumps out of the Podracer and crushes the bottle. Jeannie explodes in a puff of smoke. As Kister is about to jump into the Podracer again, he is met by the Rock Lords. Granite smashes Kister while Boulder manages to wreck the Podracer. Anakin leaps out of the Podracer with his blue lightsaber ignited. The young warrior is joined by Soundblaster and Zombie Rumble. Soundblaster and Zombie Rumble (in robot form) destroy both Boulder and Granite. The Terrorcons continue their ravenous reign and rip through Soundblaster, Zombie Rumble and Young Anakin.

Water Region

The Thundercat Berserkers- Hammerhead, Topspinner, Ram Bam and Cruncher tread water. Topspinner, Ram Bam and Cruncher see Venus Demilo and are mystified at her beauty. Hammerhead swims over to the scantily clad Demilo and drowns her. He knows that her essence is a distraction that must be quashed. Across the waters they see Navy Sailors #60-99. They also see Gremlin #1 on Homer Simpson, who is floating on his back and Gremlin #2 on King Hippo, who is floating on his back. Navy Sailors #60-99 swarm the Berserker pirates. Punching, dunking and drowning ensue between the combatants. Topspinner and Cruncher are killed, but so are the entire battalion of Sailors. Hammerhead swims up to King Hippo and Ram Bam swims up to Homer Simpson. The Berserkers kill the two and leave Hippo and Simpson floating face down in the water. In the process of the two bulbous bellied buffoons’ deaths, the Gremlins fall into the water and multiply. Hammerhead and Ram Bam are ripped apart by the furious fury combatants. Gremlins #1 and 2 lead over one hundred of the creatures to land, where they await the next battle.

City Region

Frank the Tank, Gordon Barbo and Bran run in their underwear down the battlefield’s main street. Barbo is a sight to be seen, singing “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly!” They do not see the Blob in front of them. The three run straight into the gelatinous monster, are consumed and die.

The martial artist warriors come together in a grand Mortal Kombat-type scene. The combatants say words that do not appear to line up with their mouths. Their battle is elegant and the fighters appear to be harnessed on wires as they fight one another. The Squad’s Shinobi and Yamato, Ninja Gaiden and Silver Samurai face off against Sub-Zero, Shang Tsung, Guille, Johhny Cage, Human Smoke, Karai, Jax and Jimmy Lee. At the end of the fight, the only warriors standing are Sub-Zero and Shang Tsung.

Glass Joe, Kid Chameleon, Mappy, Sam Malone, McGruff the Crime Dog and the Eggplant Wizard join forces. They face Kevin (Sin City), T-X and Tombstone. Kevin runs at and slashes Glass Joe. Glass Joe falls dead. Kevin then races at Sam Malone who is more worried about his hair then defending himself. Malone is killed. Before Kevin is able to reach a “hat trick,” the Eggplant Wizard throws a projectile. The blob turns Kevin’s head into an eggplant; Kevin dies. Tombstone pounces upon Mappy and rips the mouse crime stopper’s head off with his teeth. In response to his fellow policeman’s death, McGruff the Crime Dog launches himself at Tombstone. Tombstone catches him in midflight by the neck and breaks it with one hand. Meanwhile, the gynoid assassin T-X uses its arm as a weapon and blasts both Kid Chameleon and Eggplant Wizard.

In another match-up, this time robots only, (movie) Jazz, (movie) Frenzy with a red lightsaber, (movie) Wheely, Scooter and Crasher face Barricade, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. As the martial art scene was much truncated, so too will be the robot fight. Thus, after a pitched battle of robotic brawn and bashing, the last robots standing are (movie) Frenzy and (movie) Jazz.

Robocop, Scorpion and Billy Mays stand side by side. They face Spiderwoman, Speedball, Windhammer and Demolition Man. Mays looks at Robocop.

Mays: Hi. Billy Mays here! We are about to die!

Windhammer uses his tuning fork to create a turbulent weather pattern. Large balls of hail and heavy rains pour over the combatants. The winds force Billy Mays to hold onto a lamp post. The intense gale force cause Mays’ feet to rise in the air. He lets go and is caught in a web created by Spiderwoman. Caught in the web, he looks to Demolition Man, who is lowering his gun.

Mays: Hi. Billy Mays here! Now it’s time to die!

Mays is shot between the eyes by Demolition Man. Demolition Man turns around and is met by the Scorpion’s tail. The Scorpion smashes Demolition Man, who crumples dead in the street. Scorpion then smashes Speedball with his tail. Speedball absorbs the kinetic energy and hits Scorpion back. Scorpion flies into a wall from the blow. Robocop, due to his robotic weight is not immediately affected by the weather and hits Windhammer with a barrage of gunfire; Windhammer dies. The entire Sinister Six clan erupts on the battlefield and quickly dispels with both Robocop and Scorpion. Nonetheless, in the fray Mysterio and Vulture are killed.

Arctic Region

The snowy tundra’s flakes whip across the battlefield. Sith Lord #8 rushes at the Valley team. He is met by Giant Hammer Brothers #1-10. Although the Sith Lord manages to deflect a majority of the hammers, soon, the tool projectiles begin to reach the force wielder. Sith Lord #8 eventually weakens and is killed at the pummeling. Ancient Sith Lords #1-7 and 15 see their fallen comrade and combine forces to slice and dice through the entire Giant Hammer Brother clan; all Giant Hammer Brothers #1-10 are killed. The Ancient Sith Lords then face Autobots #6-10. Autobots #6 and 9 are destroyed. Ancient Sith Lords #2-4, 7 and 15 are killed. Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron finish the work of the Ancients and destroy remaining Autobots #7-8 and 10.

Fire Brothers #4-10 throw fireballs at the White Witch. Although the barrage of flame balls wound her, she uses her wand to turn Fire Brothers #7-10 into stone. The remaining Fire Brothers run away so that they can regroup. They are met by Weapon Omega. Weapon Omega uses his energy blasts to blast into the snow beneath Fire Brothers #4-6’s feet. The Darths rush toward the Fire Brothers. Darth Scarz kills Fire Brother #4. Darth Voltress kills Fire Brother #5. Darth Ocron kills Fire Brother #6.

Remaining Ancient Sith Lords #1, 5-6 destroy Fast Forward. They are, in turn, killed by Beast Box and Squawktalk. The Transformers change into their beast modes. Weapon Omega fires at the soaring Squawktalk and the Transformer crashes to the icy ground. Gladiator uses his heat vision to burn a hole around Squawktalk. The snow becomes a liquid mess. Gladiator then uses his freeze breath to encase Squawktalk. Squawktalk’s energy drains and it powers down forever. Beastbox, in gorilla form, punches Gladiator across the tundra. Gladiator shakes off the blow and joins Weapon Omega. Gladiator smashes Beastbox and Weapon Omega provides the death blow.

Megatron (movie) comes to the scene and faces the remaining Slaves. The White Witch uses her sorcery powers to hold Megatron in place. The Transformer eventually breaks through the spell and crushes the White Witch. He then uses his weaponry on Weapon Omega. Weapon Omega is ripped apart, but in a hari-kari act, crashes into Megatron at full “energy-induced” speed. The robot is damaged and falls to its knees. The Darths combine their force skills and through both lightning and lightsabers, along with Gladiator’s assistance, defeat and destroy Megatron.

Underground-City Sewers

The Decepticon Spy Bug skittles ahead of its Valley teammates to do reconnaissance. The last item it sees before being stepped on is a large greenish humanoid-Lurch. Lurch steps on and destroys the Spy Bug. Nightcrawler, Baby Nightcrawler and Nocturne teleport into the midst of the Addams family. Nightcrawler kills Morticia and Pugsley. Baby Nightcrawler kills Thing. Nocturne uses her hex bolts to strike both Gomez and Uncle Fester. While the two manage to block a majority of the bolts, they are unable to avoid them all. Both are wounded. Gomez and Uncle Fester are then rushed at and torn apart by Xenomorphs #95-100. Critters #1-12 come to the scene and kill Grandmama, Cousin Itt and Wednesday Addams. Lurch manages to kill Critters #3-5, but succumbs to the Toxic Avenger who joins the fray. Feral unleashes her claws at Shadow the Hedgehog and destroys him. In response, Feral is set upon and killed by the combined “blues”-Nocturne, Baby Nightcrawler and Nightcrawler.

Rayne meets Kalibak, who easily destroys the vampire hunter. Kalibak then uses his beta club to fire force bolts at the Toxic Avenger. The Toxic Avenger explodes all over his teammates. Kalibak uses his club one more time to fire nerve beams at Little Goombas #6-34. The Goombas reach a frenzied state due to the extreme pain caused by the blast. In a blinding fury, they attack their own. Little Goombas #6-34 and Critters #1-12 kill each other. Before Kalibak can destroy Wingnut and Screwloose, Balrog #5 crashes upward from the sewer’s floor. Balrog #5 uses its fiery whip to grab hold of Kalibak and then its burning sword to cut him in half.

Plains Region

Perfuma uses her powers to create flowers throughout the plains, especially surrounding Beavis, Butthead and Buttchunk.

Beavis: Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!

While the three MTV icons are distracted, Bonk pounces over. The large headed caveman uses his bald head to smash Buttchunk’s face in. Beavis and Butthead are agonizingly amazed at the act and run away. Bonk faces Teddy Boy who spits at him. Bonk is momentarily startled. Game Boy joins Teddy Boy. The two Boys use their abilities to injure Bonk, but Teddy Boy dies in the skirmish and Bonk escapes.

Beavis and Butthead are met by Avalanche. Avalanche uses his mutant abilities to create “waves” on the land around them. Beavis and Butthead laugh and ride the waving land like surfers.

Blastaar: Pull!!!

Avalanche rips the ground from beneath the duo and the two are thrown in the air. Beavis and Butthead become the clay pigeons in Blastaar’s skeet shoot. Blastaar blasts Beavis and Butthead. The two sizzle and explode.

Moritani Soldiers #1-15 fight Samurai #30-40. The two battalions enter into a vicious battle. At the end of the skirmish, Moritani Soldiers #1-4, 7, 10-14 are dead. Samurai #30-32, 34, 37-39 are also dead. Molecule Man uses his powers to finish off the Moritani. Raiden and Kid Thunder finish the remaining Samurai. Zorro gallops by on Mordor Horse #1 and with his blue lightsaber decapitates Kid Thunder. Before Raiden can take his revenge, Mr. Game and Watch intercedes and throws their heat axe at Mordor Horse #1, which falls down, mortally wounded. As the horse falls, it throws Zorro in the air. Zorro is met by Wonder Boy with an Atlas; Zorro is killed, but the Atlas is destroyed by Zorro’s lightsaber. Rintrah comes to the scene and uses his super strength to destroy both Wonder Boy and Mr. Game and Watch, who have lost their weapons in earlier fights.

An injured Bonk sees Slugfest and Overkill in dinosaur mode, along with Godzooky. Bonk’s nightmare has come true. It is only a matter of seconds before he is smashed and torn apart by his dinosaur nemeses. Godzooky then focuses on Perfuma. Perfuma is caught in the smoky haze blown by Godzooky. The last thing Perfuma sees is Godzooky’s saliva dripping maw. Molecule Man recognizes that he cannot affect the Transformers so he uses his powers against Godzooky. Godzooky is ripped apart on a molecular level. The dinosaur Transformers take revenge and maul Molecule Man. Overkill and Slugfest then focus on and destroy Avalanche. Blastaar uses his abilities to blast into Overkill and Slugfest, but is unable to destroy the vicious Transformers. Blastaar is ripped apart and smashed by the two.

Air above

Zombie Josh Houslander rides Zombie Silver Dragon #3. The two zombies steer toward Zombie Laserbeak. The Silver Dragon sprays its cold breath and freezes Zombie Laserbeak. Houslander drives the dragon through the frozen Transformer and destroys Zombie Laserbeak. Zombie Houslander smiles to himself. His victory is short lived as the Righteous Indignation plows through Zombie Silver Dragon #3. The Dragon’s neck is broken and its mangled body falls to the ground. Before Zombie Houslander becomes a land smear, he is saved by Radar. Zombie Houslander rides the super powered dog. Movie Starscream fires upon Radar and Zombie Josh Houslander. Although Radar escapes severe damage, he accidentally drops Houslander in the process. Supreme, Suprema and Radar come together with Mary Embry and G-Girl to destroy (movie) Starscream.

The Righteous Indignation fires upon (and easily takes out) Killer Moth. While the Indignation’s crew focused on Killer Moth, Houslander manages to land on the ship. Houslander uses his zombie strength to rip open a hatch on the ship. Little does Houslander know, Deadeye Duck with a red lightsaber and Captain Bucky O’Hare with a green lightsaber, have been waiting for him, after first hearing the loud ruckus on top of the craft. Houslander is beheaded by the two combatants. O’Hare and Deadeye join the rest of their teammates on the bridge. They see the entire Aerialbot legion approach. Although the skilled piloting of the crew manages to destroy Slingshot and Air Raid, they are killed by the remaining Aerialbots- Silverbolt, Skydive and Fireflight.

Forest Region

Treasure Troll #27 waddles along the tree littered floor. It looks up to see Ewok #50 with a spear falling on top of him. The spear pierces the Troll and it dies, pinned to the forest ground. Ewok #50 is met by Hammer Brothers #3-10. The Hammer Brothers quickly kill Ewok #50, who is no match for the barrage of hammers. Mighty Joe Young and Gorilla Grodd face the Hammer Brothers. Instead of injuring the apes, the hammers only make them upset. Mighty Joe Young and Gorilla Grodd rip apart all Hammer Brothers, but for Hammer Brother #3. Hammer Brother #3 runs away from the fray and is met by Sailor Moon. Moon uses her powers to convince Hammer Brother #3 to kill itself. In response to seeing their Mario brethren killed, Boomerang Brothers #1-10 repeatedly throw their weapons at Moon. Moon is injured and falls to the mossy floor. She is pounced upon by Splinter and Leonardo who kill her. Dark Dragon meets with Splinter and Leonardo, but the combined skills of the martial artist rat and turtle are too much; Dragon is killed.

Pitfall Harry swings on the tree vines. He is met by Rouge the Bat, who is hanging upside down. The two come face to face. Harry is faster and smashes Bat in the face. Harry then grabs the bat in one arm, while holding the vine in the other and suffocates her. He drops the dead bat to the ground below. Goliath the Gargoyle is perched above the vine where Pitfall Harry currently holds. Goliath slices the vine that Harry is holding onto with his claws. Pitfall Harry falls to the floor and breaks his neck; his body lies next to Rouge in an erotic embrace of broken limbs and smashed faces. Rob Bartlett stands on the immense tree branch with a Halberd and swings at Goliath. He wounds the gargoyle. The gargoyle screams in fury and rushes at Bartlett. Doogle jumps on the gargoyle before he reaches Bartlett and the two fall to the ground. They are both impaled on a jutting tree branch. Bartlett stands victorious, but it is short lived as he faces Nemesis Enforcer. Nemesis Enforcer is joined by Grodd, who uses his vast psionic powers to create telekinetic force beams that kill Bartlett.

Bonecrusher (in robot mode) focuses on Boomerang Brothers #1-10. Bonecrusher uses his weaponry to destroy Boomerang Brothers #4-10. The remaining Boomerang Brothers fall behind Decepticons #1-5. The Decepticons, together, are too much for Bonecrusher who is eventually destroyed by their onslaught. Decepticon #2 is destroyed in the melee.

Remaining Decepticons #1, 3-5, Boomerang Brothers #1-3, Darth Techno (Sith Lord #5), Splinter and Leonardo come together. Mighty Joe Young is killed by Decepticons #1, 3-5 along with Splinter and Leonardo. Nonetheless, the ape manages to destroy Decepticons #1 and 4 and Leonardo. Grodd is killed by Darth Techno, but destroys Boomerang Brothers #2-3 and the remaining Decepticons #2-3 and 5. Darth Techno then dispels with Sauron.

Final Battle

The remaining combatants are teleported to a ravaged city located on the Playoff Planet.

The teams are as follows:

Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, G-Girl, Supreme and Radar, Suprema, The Eradicator, Spiderwoman, Silver Racer, Speedball, Gladiator, Nemesis Enforcer, The Blob, Tombstone, Rintrah, T-X, The Sinister Six: Sandman, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus and Electro, The Terrorcons: Hun-Grr, Blot, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper and Sinnertwin, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt, Skydive and Fireflight, Bonecrusher, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron.

The Syracuse Valley: Splinter, Leonardo, Nightcrawler, Boomerang Bros. #1, Xenomorphs #95-100, (movie) Jazz, Sub-Zero, Raiden, (movie) Frenzy (w/ a red lightsaber), Overkill, Slugfest, Shang Tsung, Baby Nightcrawler, Nocturne, Wingnut and Screwloose, Gremlins #1 and 2, Sith Lord #5 (Darth Techno), Balrog #5, and Game Boy.

The battle that transpires is fast and furious. Balrog #5 uses its demonic weapons to destroy the Blob. The meta-warriors come together (Ursa, Supergirl, Embry, G-Girl, Supreme, Suprema, Radar and Gladiator) and defeat Balrog #5. Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron face off against Darth Techno. The one Dark Lord is no match for the three others; Techno is killed.

Gremlins #1 and 2 are destroyed by the remaining Sinister Six, but during the battle Electro was ripped apart (while taking out a majority of the Gremlins at the same time). The Terrorcons in Abominus mode, along with Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight destroy (movie) Jazz and (movie) Frenzy. In response to their Transformer brethren being defeated, both Overkill and Slugfest manage to dislodge the Terrorcon robots from their Abominus mode. Further, although they are eventually destroyed, Overkill and Slugfest manage to defeat Hun-Grr, Blot and Sinnertwin.

Rintrah and Tombstone take out Wingnut and Screwloose. While they are focused on the TMNT mutants, Xenomorphs #95-100 attack and kill both Tombstone and Rintrah. With one fell swoop, Silver Racer take out all Xenomorphs #95-100.

Shang Tsung uses his mystical powers to destroy Nemesis Enforcer. Radar latches onto Boomerang Brother #1 like a toy and shakes the BB to death. Sub-Zero and Raiden combine their freezing and lightning powers against the super dog. Radar is killed. Supreme and Suprema take revenge and destroy Sub-Zero and Raiden without much of a sweat.

Speedball uses his powers to trip up Game Boy, who falls into the metallic sword of the T-X. Splinter and Leonardo take on the remaining Sinister Six members and Spiderwoman. The duo manages to kill Spiderwoman, but they are in turn, killed by Sandman, Green Goblin and Dr. Octopus.

Shang Tsung kills G-Girl, but is ultimately killed by Gladiator. Nightcrawler, Nocturne and Baby Nightcrawler stare death in the face. It is only a matter of seconds before they are killed by the remaining Squad members. Nightcrawler is killed by the Eradicator. Nocturne manages to kill Green Goblin, but is killed by Ursa. Baby Nightcrawler is skewered and sliced apart by the Darths, with Ocron accepting the final death blow.

The Syracuse Valley: All dead.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, Supreme, Suprema, The Eradicator, Silver Racer, Speedball, Gladiator, T-X, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper, Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Bonecrusher, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron alive.

XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!