Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Zombie Josh Houslander, Lurch, & Gomez Addams (w/ a green lightsaber).

Le' Napoleon Brigade is Karg, Skeletor's Crack Troops #1-3, & Lala.


Zombie Josh Houslander rushes in to the match at Mach Awesome, which is a speed that only a Josh Houslander variation can achieve. The 2 Crack Troops are up front protecting the 2 Brigade leaders and they take aim at the crazed zombie. They hit him with several laser blasts but the world's most attractive undead guy just keeps coming. As he gets closer the Crack Troops begin hacking away at Josh with their futuristic bayonets, but it doesn't stop the bada** techniques of Zombie Josh Houslander, who is almost as good of a fighter as the real josh Houslander was before his untimely, yet heroic death which can basically be credited to The Horsemen of Apokolips' Universe Bowl victory last season. The 3 Crack Troops put up a decent fight but inevitably they are defeated and all 3 killed by the vicious, yet surprisingly intelligent and agile Zombie Josh Houslander (I guess if you figure that a zombie still holds on to some of its former brain power and abilities, then this particular zombie would obviously still be pretty awesome). While the present Addams Family members look on at their gnarly teammate, Karg sneaks up beside Gomez and uses his killer ice cream cone looking thing to stab Gomez in the back of the neck and kill him. Zombie Josh Houslander sees this and jumps into action, biting Karg in the throat and ripping him apart. As blood spills everywhere Zombie Josh Houslander begins to devour the rest of Karg's body, but before he can, little pink Lala picks up the lightsaber belonging to Gomez and uses it to slice off the head of Zombie Josh Houslander. Lurch sheds a tear for his undead teammate as he picks up Lala and crushes the little pink furball into goo.
XAVIER'S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!