The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You

The Right Wing is Droid Fighter Ship #5 & 6, Nick Houslander (w/ a Devil Lance and a Blue Lightsaber), Bill O' Reilly, and Frederick Douglas.

Better Than All of You is Quasar, Rogue, and Super Sonic.


“Yeah Right! Your face is a pinhead” Nick Houslander exclaims in the general direction of Bill O’Reilly from within the crater in which the two of them and Frederick Douglas are hiding out. Nick continues: “I mean I get it, Douglas helped free the slaves, he’s a patriot, but why do I have to be a pinhead”. Bill retorts with “Somebody has got to be the pinhead and somebody has got to be the patriot that’s just how it works”. Frederick Douglas chimes in with: “How about the guy that decided to send out a space team consisting of a 19th century abolitionist, a talk show host and pinhead, I mean I guess it is good that we have already clinched a play-off berth, because this could get ugly”. “What the EFF?!? Who’s side are you on Fred”? Nick says indignantly. While the three Right-Wingers (team-name, not necessarily their ideological affiliation) discuss this The Right Wing’s two Droid Fighter Ships circumvent the moon and await The Better Than All of You Squad. They wait quite some time but when The Betters do show up, they show up fast. Quasar catches up to Droid Fighter Ship #5 with ease and then uses his Quantum Bands to blow the droid to bits. It is a little harder for Rogue (with some space gear on) to catch up to Droid Fighter Ship #6, but once she cuts the space-droid off at the pass, she punches through its hull as if it were constructed of tin foil. While this action is happening above the rock, simultaneous action is taking place down on the moon. Super Sonic has rushed onto the scene and easily taken out both Frederick Douglas and Bill O’Reilly with a single spin attack. This Spin Attack also knocked Nick’s blue lightsaber out of his hand and sent it floating off in the distance. Nick Stands up and shakes off the attack; and then uses his Devil Lance right as Super Sonic is coming at him (at Super Sonic Speed of course). The Devil Lance sends a surge of evil energy into Super Sonic which blows him apart. “HAHA!! GOT TO LOVE THE DEVIL LANCE BEE-OTCH” Nick exclaims right before the Devil Lance, which has of course cursed its wielder Nick Houslander attacks him back and sends him down to the ground. Nick stands up extremely dizzied and mutters under his breath “got to hate the Devil Lance... Damn I got a headache”. Nick continues talking to himself under his breath as he has no luck in his search for his Devil Lance and lightsaber. “Well, whatever, I’ll finish this match the old fashioned way. I hope The Betters brought the cavalry with em; cause I ain’t heard no fat lady”. As Nick says this he reaches behind him and grabs his double-barrel shotgun”. “I don’t care that this is space, this ain’t nothin that me and old-faithful here can’t handle”. He then gives his double barrel a kiss through his space helmet and looks up just in time to see both Quasar and Rogue land directly in front of him. Nick says “Ahhhh... S&*t” and...
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!!