Monday, May 16, 2011

Xavier’s Anihilation Squad Vs Syracuse Valley

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is..

G-Girl, Sailor Moon, Astro Boy

The Syracuse Valley is..

Bucky O'Hare, Deadeye Duck, Bruiser, Willy Duwitt, Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie, & (Head Coach) Commander Dogstar in an Imperial Shuttle.(Movie) Soundwave w/ (Movie) Laserbeak, and Kree Soldier #7

G-Girl , Sailor Moon, and Astro Boy fly to the lunar landing site and take up strategic position.

G-Girl: Alright gang take up position in front of the flag, stand tall and stand proud.

Astro Boy: Wait do you mean like shoulder to shoulder? I don’t think that’s such a good idea.

Sailor Moon: OH What just because she doesn’t have a D**K She can’t give orders?!

Astro Boy: I didn’t say that I just said I that I think it’s a stupid idea.

G-Girl: So now women are stupid!?

Astro Boy: What!? Dude I am not male or female I am a f***kin robot, A ken doll has more going on down stairs then I do.

SUDDENLY A LARGE SHADOW IS CAST

Bucky O'Hare, Deadeye Duck, Bruiser, Willy Duwitt, AFC Blinkie, & Commander Dogstar rappel from the imperial shuttle and surround their foes.

Astro Boy: I told you so.

Bucky dashes towards Sailor moon and unleashes a hail of lazer fire, Deadeye Duck pulls all four of his blasters and pins down G-Girl behind the lunar modular. Wily Duwitt attempts to flank the feminine powerhouse but his efforts thwarted when-Girl stops him and shots a blasts of her heat vision directly into his cerebral cortex. Bucky hits G-Girl with two shots from his blaster then is hit by and energy blast from sailor moon. Just as sailor moon is about to turn the Great Bucky O’Hare into a s**t stain , The bezzerker Baboon Bruiser comes up from behind and begins to brutally beat to petit young girl, after a few power bombs Bruiser reaches down and pulls Sailors head off of her body.

Now that she is free and clear of all attacks G-Girl Again use’s her heat vision, this time to bring down the Imperial shuttle. In an amazing display of speed G- Girl speeds around the surface of the moon and smashes each surviving member of the righteous indignation into the ground( just like superman and the sun guy).

Soudwave: lazerbeak attack.

Lazerbeak bursts out of sound waves chest and speeds towards the surface of the moon. Astro Boy intercepts the deception and uses his hand cannon to blow out lazerbeaks cpu. Then G-Girl kicks the robot to pieces. sound wave is now a sitting duck. Astro boy and G-Girl grab the pieces of scrap metal floating around them and begin to hurl them at sound wave. G-Girl impales the gigantic robot right through what appears to be his head. When she moves in to finish his of he transforms and what she though was his head was actually just his taint. This obviously p***t him off so he grabbed the super lady and twisted her as if she were a dish towel. Upon seeing this Astro boy vomits some motor oil then fires a large blast of energy that kills sound wave ounce and for all.


Xavier’s anihilation Squad is victorious!

Xavier’s Anihilation Squad: Astro Boy

Syracuse Valley: All Dead

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