Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Transfoamers Vs. The Syracuse Valley

The Transfoamers are Hammer Bros. #17-22

The Syracuse Valley is Guile and Little Goomba #7 and 8.


Guile stands back looking awfully cool with his slicked back hair as the two goombas waddle up close to the six hammer bros. who are bouncing around wildly throwing hammers Hammer Bros. #17 hits Goomba #8 with a hammer, to finish him off, but Little Goomba #7 makes his final FFL appearance count as he kills both Hammer Bros. #17 and 19 with his poison touch. Hammer Bros. #20 then sends Little Goomba #8 to The Graveyard for good by stomping on his head, but that very Hammer Bros. is quickly avenged by Guile. “SONIC BOOM” rings out loudly as Guile takes out not only his goomba buddy’s killer but Hammer Bros. #18 with his signature non-melee attack. “God that special move was always annoying” says Jared Pilkinton, the driver of the bus as he turns up the Jonny Cash 8-Track. “No shit, man I hope this is over soon”. His passenger Chris Artrip says. Guile then begins to make Fizz’s dream come true as he dodges the thrown hammers of the remaining two Bros. and jumps on the head of Hammer Bros. #22. Guile barely lands before he executes his spin kick right behind the front seat of the RV and puts a hole in the mattress above it. Jared and Chris cover their ears for the “SONIC BOOM”!! That kills Hammer Bros. #21.
SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!!

4 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

The Syracuse Valley was already eliminated from the play-off race, but their win could keep The Transfoamers from winning the Division. Despite this, The Transfoamers will be in the Play-offs regardless.

Lickolas said...

Great season Rob. You stole my division away from me even though we ended up with the same record. Nice work you bastard:)

Ryan said...

Sorry Rob, but Nick is incorrect.

Nick actually won the Division. You two were tied, yes, but he beat you in Week 5, so he has the Tie-Breaker.

Great season though, good luck in the Playoffs.

Rob said...

This was an epic season. Congrats to Nick for beating me week 5 and therefore taking the division. I hope for a rematch in the playoffs.