Monday, April 23, 2012

Logical Genocide Vs Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies

Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies: Moon Knight, Mr. Immortal, Squirrel Girl, Big Bertha, Flatman, Quick Draw McGraw, Blair Witch, Dynomutt: Dog Wonder, Ernie Harwell w/Blue Lantern Ring, Denver:, The Last Dinosaur, (BL) Guy Gardner, Quint, Sarah Palin w/Sith Lavarouk (9 deaths), Graboid #1, Sandworm #1, Sandworm #2, Sandworm #3, Sandworm #4, Sandworm #5, Hawkman, Hawkwoman, Jedi Master #20, Ginaz Swordmaster #10, Greedo, Jedi Knight #39B, Jedi Knight #40B, Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) w/Green Lantern Ring, Burt Gummer, Heather Gummer, Black Lantern Qui Gon Jinn, Zombie Arwen, Aaron Eggemeyer, Red Power Ranger: Jason, Black Power Ranger: Zack, Yellow Power Ranger: Trini, Pink Power Ranger: Kimberly, Velma (9 deaths), Lorne Michaels w/Laser gun, Jareth, the Goblin King, Dobby, Forge, Scattershot (9 deaths), Strafe (9 deaths), Afterburner (9 deaths), Marine #58, Marine #59, Marine #60, Marine #61, Marine #62.

Logical Genocide: Yellow and Orange Lantern Hal Jordan, Red Lantern and Star Sapphire Guy Gardner, Indigo Lantern John Stewart, Blue Lantern Kyle Rayner, Ion (Kyle Rayner), Nekron, Black Lantern Brainiac (9 deaths), zombie General Zod (only has 1 arm), Bucky O'Hare w/ green lightsaber, DeadEye Duck w/ red lightsaber, Bruiser w/ red lightsaber, Willy Duwitt, Pilot Jenny in a Z-95 Headhunter, AFC Blinkie, Logical Genocide Gen eral Manager: The Champion of the Universe, Logical Genocide Offensive Coordinator: The Winter Soldier, Mera w/ red ring, Siren (DC comics), Xebel Soldiers #1-4. Sandworm #11, Goro w/ yellow lantern ring, Predator #48 w/flesh rotting disease gun, Terminator #40 (Clanks), Az-Rel, Nadira, Widget the World Watcher, Cosmic Spider-Man, Black Lantern Bryan Beckerman, Fozzy Bear

The Mood in logical Genocide’s Transport ship is grim. Hal Jordan stands up, clears his throat , and address’s the team. Hal Jordan: I am sure your all pretty SCARED! But don’t be the worst that could happen is maybe your eyes get sucked out by the vacuum of space, or you get you brain ripped out you’re a**. Maybe someone sets you on fire. I once saw a man eaten by a shark! Another man had his face ripped off by a badger with paws like frying pans. Wait, Wait, Guys I am sorry that’s not gana happen the yellow ring just got the best of me. What I am trying to say is stay the F**K out of my way, and everything will be cool. Everyone looks around at each other waiting for someone else to speak first. Ion Starts to slowly clap, the rest of the lanterns join in, and then the rest of the team does to. No one knows why, but it gets the people going. All members race to the area they have the most advantage. BL Brainiac Makes some adjustment to Clanks ”Terminator#40 “ Hydrogen Fuel cells, Then locks him into the bomb bay of the Z-95 Headhunter. All members of Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies have take position in their own comfort zones. Sandworms #1-5 are fighting over the carcass of Sandworm #11, Graboid #1 is wisely avoiding the frenzy. Just as The Five Sandworms run out of their enemies flesh they turn on each other. It’s at that moment that the legendary crew of the Righteous indignation drop a make shift Hydrogen bomb on the desert section. All five Sandworms are decimated as well as Graboid #1 Sarah Palin makes her way into Sandy’s Bar her sith Lavarouk at ready. THE TOILET FLUSHES! Xebel Soldier # 1 walks out and is dropped by to well placed shots from Palin. As Sarah stands on top of her kill and takes a picture with her I-Phone. Fozzy Bear uses this opportunity to rush the one time vice presidential nominee and secure a garrote around her neck. She claws, scratches, and kicks. Fozzy just smiles and pulls so tight that he almost severs her head. Marines #58-62 are alerted that their V.I.P has been terminated, and bust through the door guns blazing. Xebel Soldiers 2-4 Jim Tebow and Sue Yerazzov return fire. Blood is spilt, grenades are thrown and just about everybody dies. Fozzy Bear Survived the blast by cutting open Jim Tebow and climbing inside, Skywalker style. Fozzy: Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside, Wocka Wocka! Fozzy Gets up and runs to the woods, once safe he stops to catch his breath. That’s when the Blair Witch makes its move. Coming up from behind, she wraps her arms around his neck slowly. Fozzy counters with a back fist to the face and a stone cold stunner. Then the Jim Henson Original whips out his garrote and gets back the 12 dollars he spent on her s***y movie, and by get his money back I mean he strangled her. Above the surface of the playoff planet, a dog fight erupts between Scattershot and the crew of the Righteous Indignation. Despite Jenny’s expert piloting, Scattershot’s firepower is just to great. The Z95-Headhunter is practically blown in half. AFC Blinkie is the only one left alive and he uses his last moments to steer the falling ship into Jedi Master #20, Ginaz Swordmaster #10, Greedo, Jedi Knight #39B, Jedi Knight #40B.Killing them all. The original Power Ranger Team looks to match up against Yellow and Orange Lantern Hal Jordan Red Lantern and Star Sapphire Guy Gardner Blue Lantern Kyle Rayner and Black Lantern Brainiac. Red Ranger Jason: This will be easy, these guys are just knock off versions of use. Pink Ranger Kimberly: That’s what you said about the Green Ranger. Red Ranger Jason: Shut the f**k up Kimberly. The two team square up but before anyone can throw a punch Hal Jordan creates a huge orange hand and crushes all the Rangers to death. Black Lantern Brainiac: Hey, I was gana eat their hearts. Hal Jordan: I OWN YOU! I am sorry ,I don’t own you. That was inappropriate. The Lanterns Fly away looking for someone else to fight. That someone ends up being Black Lantern Guy Gardner. The two Gardner’s come face to face and are in aww of each other. Of course Hal Jordan has to ruin the moment when he hit’s the Black Lantern with a burst from each of his rings. RLSS Guy Gardner : WHAT THE HELL MAN? WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT. Hal Jordan: I am sorry man I thought he was comin at you. Nekron Finds Scattershot, Strafe , Afterburner , and Velma discussing a plan to stay alive through the match. It wasn’t a very good plan as Nekron walks up behind and give ‘s them all a pat on the back. That Sends all of them to the graveyard. Dynomutt: Dog Wonder and Ernie Harwell try avenging their teammates, but there is no hope for the legendary Broadcaster and his gay dog, And by no hope I mean there dead. With the Murderflies on the ropes, GM The Champion of the Universe for his team to regroup for one last assault. Logical Genocide storms the Murderflies hideout. Lorne Michaels is ready and puts on right between general zods eyes. Lorne Fires again, this time at Ion. Ion forms a shield and the laser ricochets and kills zombie arwen. Ion then Forms a hammer and flattens the producer. RLSS Guy Gardner goes bezzerk and rips through Moon Knight, Squirrel Girl, and Flatman. Quick Draw McGraw gets off one shot before being beaten to death by the champion. Quick Draw’s one bullet makes its way into the back of the winter soldiers brain, killing him instantly. Nekron starts to feel a little greedy standing next to Hal Jordan and decides to use his reality warping powers and disintegrates the building killing everyone inside. Mr. Immortal was standing outside the building when it happened and saw the whole thing. Maybe if he had paid more attention he would have noticed Fozzy bear creepin up behind him. Fozzy Strangles him to death like he has to some many others, but Mr. Immortal just comes right back to life. Mr. Immortal: I can do this all day! Fozzy Bear: So can I.

8 comments:

Krisatu said...

Wokka wokka mudda facka.

Tough luck, Goof. I thought I was gonna be another victim of your hot streak.

Cool match, Grif. Cracked me up.

Ryan said...

Logical Genocide is victorious!

Ryan said...

Fozzy Bear got the Legion Flight Ring.

Ryan said...

Dude, Griffin, this match had me cracking up too. The "I OWN YOU" line was classic.

Nice win Chris.

Well Goof, had to end sometime. Can't win them all. *wink*

Archr5 said...

It is an honor to lose to Fozzy Bear.

NFG Mike said...

Lots of good lines and a great end. good one

Ryan said...

Logical Genocide: Nekron & Fozzy surivive.

Murderflies: All dead. (Mr. Immortal got tired of Fozzy killing him.)

Lickolas said...

The "Shut the F#@# up Kimberly" line from the red ranger made me spit pop out of my nose, that was hilarious Griffin.

Nice win LG, way to end the winning streak.

To Goof: It was an honor being 4-0 with you.