Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. The Fake Men

Super Kitties: Mala

Fake Men: Rick Santorum and Scott Walker







It's a beautiful day at cedar point as spectators look up at the very top of The Power Tower and they see Rick Santorum and also Scott Walker fighting Mala, mother of Chewbacca. Rick Santorum shouted "Why are you doing this?! We just said we like the new Star Wars movies more and think Disney is doing a fine job!" Mala roars and pick up Scott Walker and throws him against Rick, knocking him down. Rick and Scott angrily get back up and attack Mala together, at first it looks like its succeeding but then Mala kicks Rick away and rips Scott's arms off. Mala then hits Scott with his own arms til he fell off. Mala turns and roars at Rick, but Rick won't back down and charges at Mala as the two engage in combat exchanging punch after punch. Mala begins to gain the upper hand as Rick becomes to tired out as Mala hits him in the chest and gets on top of him and chokes him out. Mala gets up and lets out a huge victory roar.

5 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

LAYANDERLETSON'S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY ARE VICTORIOUS!!

Mala survives.

Artifact said...

Seems like a pretty accurate portrayal of what would actually happen.

NFG Mike said...

Wookies are a notoriously liberal race.

Josh the Commish said...

Damn tree hugging Wookies.

Josh the Commish said...

I forgot to say, that this match was written by John.