Sunday, November 6, 2016

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXXIV

Casino-Voyager Room. . .

Fading into nothingness, Darth Shemalyah’s eyes begin to glisten over.  The once and all powerful character of the entire Fantasy Fantasy League destroyed by a mere mortal in an armored cloak. 
Batman stands over his enemy, triumphant.  He clicks the latches on his helmet and takes off the headgear.  The ashen and dirtied face of Bruce Wayne stares down at Shemalyah.

Batman:  There was only one way this Universe Bowl was going to end.
A utterance is heard behind Gotham’s crime fighter. 

“That is correct, Batman.”
A spear splits through the skull of Bruce Wayne.  Batman gurgles blood as his eyes attempt to reach the individual who just killed him.  Loki materializes from the darkness currently surrounding the room.

Loki: With the Slaves on top.
Loki rips the spear from Bruce Wayne’s face.  A dead Batman falls to the ground.  Loki kneels down before Darth Shemalyah.  He whispers something in her ear.  The Asgardian then stands and slowly walks away, a smile on his face.

7 comments:

Solobeck said...

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS AND ARE HEREBY CROWNED UNIVERSE BOWL IX CHAMPIONS!!!

Artifact said...

Loki Baby!!!

Hell yeah! Awesome match Bry and everyone else who contributed. Great team Mike.

Ryan said...

Congratulations Fizzle. The Slaves finally won the big one.

Funny how it happened in the year after the Horsemen retired. But I'm sure that didn't have anything to do with it.

NFG Mike said...

Congrats on the win. It was an honor to face you.

Josh the Commish said...

I just realized I never actually posted on this. Congrats Fizz!! It was a long time coming, but you earned it!!

Great writing Bryan, top notch, and same goes for you Nick (you will be missed).

And Mike, you had a great team (and still do). Tough break, but you gave it a hell of a run!!

Thanks to all for contributing!!

Josh the Commish said...

And Ryan.... Legit Ell Oh Ell on that comment.

Josh the Commish said...

@Ryan, you need to turn that comment into one of those Kermit the Frog drinking tea memes.