Tuesday, May 14, 2019

The Angry Midgets or Whatever that Long Ass Name Is V. The Dumbest Guy on TNT NBA

The Angry Midgets or Whatever that Long Ass Name Is: Yoda w/ White Lantern Ring, Magneto, Larfleeze, Emperor Palpatine, Royal Guard #1-2, Neo, Allia Atriedes, Stilgar, Gurney Halleck, Achilles, Colonel James Monroe w/ dark saber

Dumbest Guy on TNT NBA: Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho, Paul Atreides, Erasmus in an Ornithopter, Zufa and Norma Cenva, Neo Cymeks #1-10, Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Noriaki Kakyoin, Mohammad Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, and Iggy The Fool, DIO, Oingo, Boingo, Pet Shop, and Hol Horse in a Military Humvee, Balrogs #1-5, Terminators #1-5, The Spectre, Nightcrawler

Alright this match is gonna suck and it’s gonna be short.

So the Midgets are walking down the dessert and Magneto sees some dude from the Renaissance era who is somehow still alive for this in an Ornithopter so he decides to crush the flying device with his magnetic powers killing Erasmus.

Colonel James Monroe sees Duncan Idaho and decides to have an almighty sword battle. Although James Monroe had a dark saber, Duncan Idaho was the superior swordsman and kills James Monroe with a clean dodge of the saber and a stab through the heart of James Monroe with his sword.

I don’t know who DIO and Oingo Boingo and whoever the hell is apart of that group is, but they’re riding in a Humvee that gets blown to a thousand bits by Neo flying right through the Humvee.

Balrogs #1-5 kills Achilles, Allia Atriedes, Stilgar with their flame swords. Emperor Palpatine and Larfleeze kill the other group of anime characters that I don’t really know anything about by shooting a combined energy blasts of lightning from Palpatine and Orange Lantern Ring power from Larfleeze.

Then the Spectre comes behind Palpatine and kills Emperor Palpatine and Neo using God’s vengeance. Magneto then throws Terminators #1-5 at the Spectre, Yoda shoots a white lantern ring energy blasts at the Spectre and Agent Orange shoots an Orange Lantern Ring energy blasts at the Spectre, ultimately killing him.

While Magneto is focusing on the Spectre, Nightcrawler grabs him and teleports him to the edge of a cliff and pushes him off the cliff. Once Nightcrawler teleports back to where the battle is being held, Yoda notices what Nightcrawler had done and vaporizes him with a white lantern ring energy blasts.

Zufa Cenva sees that her team is losing and decides to try and end the battle by letting a huge mental energy discharge. The explosion looked like an explosion from a nuke. Once the sand and dust finally dissipates, all that was left standing was Yoda protecting himself with a shield made by his White Lantern Ring.

5 comments:

Striders of Rohan said...

ANGRY MIDGET'S are victorious with Yoda Left Standing.

Barkley's Terrible Decisions: All Dead

Striders of Rohan said...

Sorry guys that this match took this long to post. I've just been really busy with my internship that I just started.

David Parks said...

Rock the internship man, you got priorities.

The name of the match alone was worth it, good squad Josh.

Josh the Commish said...

Thanks Dave. Good match Kyle.

Josh the Commish said...

I foresee he will be a powerful Engineer.